Losing My Virginity - UberLiar Submission (2705 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.21 on 73 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Orphelia (View user info) at 2007-10-18 16:26:19 EDT
Please don't bother to rate, just decide which story is true and which story is false. Cheers!
Story One
I was eighteen and although I had some sexual experiences with a few guys from my year at college, I was 'saving myself' for Mr. Right to finally take things to the last stage.
I was studying hard for my A Levels in English, Art and Geography and really enjoying the freedom being a sixth form student gave me. Not wearing uniform, calling tutors by their first names, the choice to cut class and not get into trouble for it - I was beginning to feel like an adult for the first time in my life.
In the years before sixth form, when I was 15/16 years old, I had (along with most other girls in my class) a crush on my biology teacher. He was young. Good, firm, sporty body. Clean shaven and chiselled-jaw looks (the exact opposite of what I go for now). I had flirted mildly with him in class, as much as I dare. Fluttering my eyelashes coquettishly and giggling. He blushed profusely everytime but endured our behaviour with a professional, if not some what embarrassed, air.
During the lead up to our A level exams, I was out with my crowd of friends at one of the local pubs to see a band (The Wildhearts - their music is pretty cool but the lead vocalist, Ginger, is a bit of a tosser). It wasn't long before I noticed my old science teacher sat at the opposite end of the bar enjoying a pint with his mate.
I hadn't had a class with him in well over a year and being sixth form now our paths rarely crossed. Seeing him though, still as sexy and gorgeous as ever, all my feelings for him came rushing back and he sent my teenage hormones into overdrive.
He casually looked around and as his gaze fell upon me I waved, mouthing 'hi' across the room. Hesitantly, he waved back. Apart from a few more fleeting glances I didn't see much more of him. However, as the night drew to a close and the venue began to empty, I found myself stood next to him at the bar. He was alone. I was fairly drunk by this point and cheekily offered to buy him a drink. He accepted.
My friends came over beckoning me to move on to a club with them but I'd had enough for one night and besides he was really opening up under the influence of the booze. We talked about my exams, his forthcoming field trip and eventually the topic of conversation turned to my crush on him. He said he knew I had fancied him, that he had thought me the prettiest girl in his class (I was certainly the most well developed) and he had always admired my looks. Obviously, though, he was my teacher.
At this point I recall saying something along the lines of 'you're not my teacher now'. After an awkward moments silence he offered to walk me to the taxi rank. As we stumbled outside, he put his arm around my waist.We weaved through the dark deserted streets laughing and falling over. I can't remember how we started kissing but when we did the kisses were long,deep and passionate.
He pushed me down a secluded side street, our hands now frantically pulling at each others clothes, our fingers pinching and stroking flesh. He pulled my skirt above my hips, pushing my panties to one side. Although I knew nothing of what was to come, I knew what was about to happen. He lifted me, pushing my back against the wall he entered me. I think the alcohol helped numb the pain but I felt a small trickle of blood run down my leg as he thrusted harder and harder into me.
The whole experience only lasted a few minutes. When it was over he looked guilty and ashamed. Apologising profusely he walked me to the rank, offering to pay my cab fare home. As we said our embarrassed good byes (the walk had sobered us both) he begged me not to tell anyone. Other than my best friend James, I never did.
Looking back, the guy must have been tested to his limits - hoards of teenage girls throwing themselves at him. I hope I was the only one. I like to think I was special to him, as he will always remain to me.
Story Two
I was seventeen and although I had some sexual experience with a few guys my age, I had never taken things all the way.
I wasn't the worlds prettiest teen but I was slim with a well develpoed bust, long blonde hair, blue eyes and a pulse. I had my fair share of admirers but lads my age were no interest to me. They were immature, irritating. I was always more drawn to older guys. Harrison Ford as Indy, Magnum PI and Bergerac.
Admittedly, I did not sleep around but I was still a bit of a slut. I'd use the little bit of allure I had to get what I wanted from men, manipulate all kinds of situations to my advantage. I suppose I was a typical teenage cock tease. Lots of cleavage, no clue.
My dad often had business clients and associates round our house. Yet I had never paid attention to these people since turning 13. Until we had an Irish business man stay, his name was Jim. Jim, I noticed as I tornadoed through the kitchen to demand money from my father, was ridiculously good looking in an older guy kind of way. He was tall, broad across the shoulders, toned body, big hands and a meltingly handsome face. I whirled by him,tossing my hair in his direction and giving him one of my 'who the hell are you' glares. But really, my insides were jelly. I was smitten from first sight.
That night in bed, Jims hands over my body was all I could think about. I ached knowing he was sleeping only a few doors down the hall.
In the morning after my shower, I waited around the bathroom for ages trying to 'catch' him as I walked out of the bathroom in my towel. I started being suggestive - bending over to pick up imaginary fluff from the carpet, giving him smouldering, lingering looks, leaning over his shoulder pushing my ample chest in his face as he read his work documents.
My parents seemed oblivious. To my utter annoyance so did the object of my desire! As I got more desperate for his attention, I wore less and less clothes and more and more make up. Each new tactic met with his blank stare. I got frustrated and angry. I began to give up.
The second to last night of Jims stay, my folks took him out for a meal. It was late when I heard them arrive home, laughing and tripping to their beds.
My mum and dads bedroom was in a separate wing to mine, my sisters, my brothers and the guest bedrooms. I heard Jim use the bathroom at the end of the hallway then tip toe past my door to the spare room. As I lay there cursing him under my breath (he must be gay, he is ugly anyway) there was a light rapping at my door. Climbing from my bed, I padded across the room and opened the door. As I did, Jim slipped his hand over my lips and pushed his way through, whisky vapors reeking from his mouth.
"I know what you have been doing all this time, I have noticed. You are a silly, naughty girl"
As scary as the situation sounds, I wasn't worried. Jims Irish accent had a soothing, seductive quality, his smile told me he wasn't angry. Frustrated maybe...
Quietly, gently,he lay me down on my bed. Removing his hand from my mouth, he shushed me into silence with his finger.
"I want you so badly. Do you really want me? Do you really know what it means for me to take you?" I nodded.
I could feel excitement burning in my pelvis whilst my nerves churned my stomach to shreds.
Jim lifted my Mickey Mouse night shirt (oh I had long given up trying to be alluring in my uncomftable lace two piece) and began caressing and licking every inch of me. I lay there, pinned down by nerves and inexperience as Jim pushed himself into me. I felt an initial jolt of pain rip through my abdomen but this rapidly turned to pleasure as I moved my hips in motion with his grinding body.
I did not come yet I loved the sensation of his length inside me, his weight pressing down on my body. After, he kissed me softly on the cheek and whispered he was glad I had shared such a special moment in my life with him and that I would never forget it. Or him.
As Jim crept out of my room back to his own, felt a change within me and I knew I was not the person I was only a few hours previous.
Jim left a couple of days later and it wasn't until I met my future husband did I enjoy sex again. Jim was right though, I will always remember him as the man i gave my virginity to. And whisky makes me glow just thinking of my sexy secret memory.
*Authors note - I have, since one of these experiences, enjoyed sex with sober men. They do not have to be intoxicated to give me one, as each story suggests.
User Reviews
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-10 10:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for your invaluable contribution to http://www.ubersite.com/m/116067
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-25 13:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOING
I think # deuce is the true one.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-14 06:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Steamy!
Happy Valentine's Day yourself!
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-12 06:44:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:07:58 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/114141#2620085
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALEC BALDWIN'ING ABOUT, CUNT?
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-12-03 12:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a +2, too. I liked the writing
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-12-03 12:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The first one is true.
You gave it away with the subject of the second story being Irish. If THAT one was the true story, you would have had to show him what to do.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 12:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And now that I hit all of your posts, I'll hit you. You still have approximately 300 of mine to get to.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-23 08:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't usually frequent the Erotica section but I read all of this and it gave me a small willy.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY, I guessed right!
What's the prize?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:51:05 EDT (#)
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Your misguided fear in me is amusing to say the least. Send your beaver shots to sicosemen.at.gmail.com STAT and I'll pardon you forever.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For those wanting to know -
One was the truth, although I fibbed slightly. It didn't happen that night (very almost) but soon after. We dated about 6 months.
Two had some elements of truth in it.
There you go.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-23 06:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
PS: Slut.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-23 06:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmmm...
I'm guessing you probably shagged your teacher.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1 Lie
2 Truth
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-20 20:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto "I so don't care about ratings" -2.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-20 08:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll go with 2 for true.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-10-20 05:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gay cow fucking backwoods hillbilly, both stories are lies, you lost it to a giant horse cock while the pigs fucked each other in the mud next to you and grandma violated her rotten sandpaper vagina with a watermelon. shit man. shit.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-10-19 18:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Until I read the second one, I thought the first one would have to be a lie... But Business Clients don't usually spend long times at houses... They'd get a hotel. I think. Good stories either way.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-19 18:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ripple - I wasn't moaning, I think it is funny. I doubt I will get through to the second round but I am more than happy to continue if I do. Congrats on organising such a successful competion. It is going really well, I am enjoying it. Thanks.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-10-19 17:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-19 07:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't even enter this contest anyway. All I said is 'this sound like fun' and suddenly I'm in it!
One story is true. Sorry all you non believers.
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sorry again about having low reading comprehension. idk why i added you in and not other people who said 'sounds like fun.' if you withdraw any time before i post, you wont have to worry about subsequent rounds and ill put hilarity and paralyzed against eachother. otherwise... oh well.
and even if you didnt sign up for it, these are good.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-10-19 13:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1.F
2.T
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-19 12:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm....
1 - False
2 - True
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:26:08 EDT (#)
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Drogo - if that story is true, then yes he said those lines. And there is always hope for you, you handsome thing you
*blushes, swoons, faint*
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Oh!! :-0
I can't wait to have a story about losing my virginity.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Drogo - if that story is true, then yes he said those lines. And there is always hope for you, you handsome thing you
*blushes, swoons, faint*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm gonna say one if either are true.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Her name wase Lilo, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would merengue and do the cha-cha
But while she tried to be a star,
Drogo always tended bar
Across the crowded floor, he worked from 8 til 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you went on holiday with a women
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Naturally! I took my favourite inflatable girl of the day with me. Then forgot the pump :(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you went on holiday with a women
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo get your vagina to Bristol ok.
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I will do. Been away watching fat British women getting their tits out in the sun. It was frightening. I actually spent about 2 hours staring at some lump of blubber as it really looked like she had 4 tits. I was beside myself. Anyway after I wiped up and went for a dip everything was fine.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo get your vagina to Bristol ok.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, Shlongy, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways....
...done.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She didnt say she liked men with vaginas Drogo.
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Well we are a bit of a niche market. Looks like the move to Thailand is definately on then.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She didnt say she liked men with vaginas Drogo.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well Im Picking number 2. But boy did he actually say that cheesy shit?
anyway back to a more pressing mater. This line:
'firm, sporty body. Clean shaven and chiselled-jaw looks (the exact opposite of what I go for now'
Makes me think that there really is hope for me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-19 08:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shlongy even gets burned by the overseas females!
Ummmm, I get burned by NOBODY, Fatboy.
That's what we call a "set up" line, and I would have been disappointed if her response was any different than that.
So kindly shut the fuck up.
PS. I guarantee this broad would be hopping up and down on Shlongy Jr. and the irony is that it wouldn't be for 30 minutes.
More like about 8.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1: True
2: False
I'm going to be optimistic as well. I think every girl has had that sexy teacher fantasy...and it would just rock if that was true.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-19 08:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shlongy even gets burned by the overseas females!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-19 08:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thirty minutes? Well I am disappointed.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-19 08:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Next time you're in the US of A, make sure you swing by for 30 minutes and fuck me, too.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-19 07:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't even enter this contest anyway. All I said is 'this sound like fun' and suddenly I'm in it!
One story is true. Sorry all you non believers.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 07:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1 = Truth
2= False
However this is the best I have read for me not being concinced either way, I have gone for the first one being true as I imagine the second situation happened BUT you just wanted him and wished he had knocked on your door.
Anyway HOT!!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-10-19 07:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1=T
2=F
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-10-19 06:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Uh, I forgot the first one after reading the second one.
Shit. Fuck knows.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-19 01:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-19 01:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one is true because the dialogue in two is fucking ridiculous
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-18 19:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-18 18:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If everyone on uber did a post on how they lost their virginity it would take up about 1/4 of the front page.
haha
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-18 19:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't read the rules, does one of them have to be true? I hope for your sake it's the second one and not the first.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-18 18:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If everyone on uber did a post on how they lost their virginity it would take up about 1/4 of the front page.
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-18 18:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to +2 because of how hot Indiana Jones is. I mean, I'm into girls, but I can appreciate the appeal.
1. True
2. False
Although they both seem very unlikely.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-18 18:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
all lies
but I'll pick
1=t
2=f
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-18 17:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy - I <3 you
True or false?
TRUE
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-18 17:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:35:11 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
1 = False
2 = True
Submitted by dronebee (user info) at 2007-10-18 17:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1 True
2 False
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-18 17:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"He was young. Good, firm, sporty body. Clean shaven and chiselled-jaw looks (the exact opposite of what I go for now)."
You know you just made all the uber menz happy with that....
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-10-18 17:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2= T
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-18 17:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey babe.... I think...
1 = true
2 = false
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.)t
2.)f
at least you told them well, which is a lot more than can be said for many of the other competitors
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. T
2. F
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont care which one is true **********ejaculates*********
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Geesh. Tough call - both stories got me all hot and bothered.
I'll guess #1 - T, #2 - F.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy - I <3 you
True or false?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) Semi-boner Lie
2) Another semi hardon Lie
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tricky. both stories are a lot alike in that you get drilled by older men in situations where you probably shouldn't have had sex.
Story 1: True
Story 2: False
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um...
Both of these stories are sort of sad...at least, to me.
I mean, yeah, mine isn't all that better (2 Filipino hookers while I nearly overdosed on bootleg viagra...good times), but still.
Anyway, #1 sounded a bit...less unfortunate, so I'll go with that one 'cause I'm an optimist.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#2=true
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1 = False
2 = True
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmmm...tough one.
Story 1: F
Story 2: T