To HotWillie et al About the Liar's Contest (530 hits)
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Submitted by ripple (View user info) at 2007-10-18 17:13:12 EDT
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a dumb fucking contest.
Lying on the internet.
What a brilliant concept.
Not that it's your fault, dude. Guilt by participation.
That said, your stories put me to sleep and I woke up with shit in my drawers.
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Allow me to explain. Though the contest IS basically 'who can tell a better lie?' there is more to it than that.
I'm going to assume you read from this point on. Have you ever read a book by a WOMAN told from the perspective of a MAN and didn't realize it until you got the the 'about the author'? I have, many times. That fictional work is nothing more than a lie, but when skillfully executed, fiction can TRANSCEND lies to take on the characteristics of truth. This contest isn't about a simple lying statement, such as "I have three nipples." It's about writing skill.
Thank you, come again.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-22 23:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HotWillie is ETS's alter.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Steak am late.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-20 22:08:43 EDT (#)
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And the only book I've ever read by a female author was Brideshead Revisited, by Evelyn Waugh.
It was about a bunch of poofters.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-19 21:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-18 18:40:19 EDT (#)
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The lungfish intercepted my hotwillie of friendship.
You sir are no gentleman.
Still, you may spend it as you wish, fish.
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heh. wilco.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-10-19 17:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-10-19 16:50:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-19 01:53:11 EDT (#)
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this surprises me from you, to be honest.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-19 13:03:05 EDT (#)
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its ubersite...you can post whatever you want and so can I and so can hotwilliebangbang and its all good. some will like it and some wont and that is also good
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-19 08:46:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:49:50 CDT (#)
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hotwillie makes me laugh sometimes.
he disappeared for a while.
i assumed it was up his own ass that he went to.
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I presumed that he and Zebra went off to frolick in bluer waters for good.
Or got banned. Whichever way you want to look at it.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-19 01:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot Willie: I am honored. And personally, I almost feel as if a hot willie and an assholy would frolick gleefully together amongst the assorted vegetation of nature's hillsides on warm summer nights.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-18 18:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The lungfish intercepted my hotwillie of friendship.
You sir are no gentleman.
Still, you may spend it as you wish, fish.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-18 18:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are correct, Scourge.
I can spend all day up my ass now that I have wireless internet installed.
The dial-up was just too slow and a bit uncomfortable.
I would make a joke about a hot willie and an assholy being enemies in the wild but able to find accomodation on ubersite but that would make this site seem gay, so I will extend instead the hotwillie of friendship to the gentleman beneath me.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-18 18:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You have three nipples?
I'm intrigued.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-18 18:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i have always liked hotwillie.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-18 17:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hotwillie makes me laugh sometimes.
he disappeared for a while.
i assumed it was up his own ass that he went to.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-18 17:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Plus everyone is putting shit in the reviews like this:
1)t
2)f
and the letters look too much alike!
YOU COULD JUST HAVE EVERYONE SAY WHICH IS THE LIE AND SAVE MY EYES
EFFICIENCY BITCH
IF EVEN ONE LINE OF WRITING IS SAVED THIS REVIEW WLL HAVE BEEN WORTH IT
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-18 17:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wasn't calling you out, man.
I was just bullshitting on another dude's post.
If you want some good storytelling, the horror thing is producing some good shit this round (after the suckfest that was round two), only Kaos King doesn't know what the fuck he's doing or how to promote his contest.
At least you know how to get some attention, I'll give you that.
But I doubt there will be any great stories coming out of this contest.
Like skap says, its just good fun. That's cool if you like it.
But don't ever put my name in a post again because:
A, nobody knows who I am
B, it really hurts my feelings
(which one of those is true?)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-18 17:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Aw, c'mon. It's fun. Fun is good, right? Of course it is.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-10-18 17:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
np orphelia
scourge, you never sent me the 50euro, and now that im back in the states, itll just have to wait.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-18 17:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like to think of it as "Can I make the most outrageous thing I can think of sound real?"
I'm already awesome at it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-18 17:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
did you ever get my name tattooed on you?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-18 17:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think your contest is shit hot.
And apologies for the bombardment of emails.
I am but a dumb blonde.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-10-18 17:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Contest Link
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112505