SPT: Celine Dion is a Dirty Bitch (597 hits)
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Submitted by baron von munchausen (View user info) at 2007-10-18 20:13:57 EDT
I know it doesn't really need to be said. But I was in a McDonald's today, trying simultaneously to hold down vomit and win Monopoly, when one of her shitty ass songs came on and all the hate came flooding back. And I can assure you, mine is greater than that of the average person.
To elaborate: most people hate Celine Dion for any combination of her shitty singing, shittier songs, and the fact that she looks likes she's always doing a bad impression of Jim Carrey wearing the Mask. But slightly greener. Now, take all of that loathing and add to it the fact that she is REPRESENTING YOUR COUNTRY. Us Canadians hate her even more than Americans. Don't get me wrong, we're very thankful for you taking her off our hands. But when people talk about Celine Dion, they don't think "That dumb bitch", they think "that dumb French-Canadian bitch".
Not only has she brought a hitherto unimagined amount of shitty, shitty noise into the world, she manages to pin it on an undeserving nation and culture. And since I've recently moved to Montreal from Toronto, I can get pissed off about her representation of Quebec, too. In conclusion: DIE BITCH
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-21 18:25:43 EDT (#)
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Great SAT question...
Uberiste is to the Internet as _ is to Canada.
a) Oshawa
b) Scarborough
c) Quebec
d) Leaf Fans
e) Stephane Dion
f) Celine Dion
g) All of the above
(...the answer is g.)
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-19 16:57:14 EDT (#)
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Um. Wow. You're ridiculously stupid and/or (I'm going with and) incredibly ignorant. To add anything to that would be something of a waste of time. Well, this was already. Too late to go back now. Fuck you for wasting my time.
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2007-10-19 15:16:54 EDT (#)
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Dude, we all knew that Canada sucked ass long before Celine showed up. The only "decent" (term used is as loose as schlongy's browneye) actor to come out of the moose-infested hellhole is Shatner and he can't fucking act!
All things Canadian suck. Nothing good ever came outta there.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:51:49 EDT (#)
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this post kind of sucked. not quite as bad as celine but pretty close.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-19 08:54:59 EDT (#)
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To each his own.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 04:35:42 EDT (#)
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I cant say petty things such as Celine Dion songs really affect me that much.
Oh they also dont make for entertaining posts.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-19 04:28:29 EDT (#)
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Celine Dions face - the cure for anorexia
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-19 01:52:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-19 00:25:41 EDT (#)
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Scott you're a big whore. Get off of my site.
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:46:38 EDT (#)
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ubmitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:21:50 EDT (#)
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If you don't like her, man up and change the fucking station/CD/leave the store. No one was forcing you to sit in McDonald's.
Don't you Canadians have loads better food joints than that, anyway? Tim Horton's FTW?
Anyway, just take solace in the fact that she's an indentured servant in Vegas for the rest of eternity.
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I did leave the McDonald's. And, yes, Timmy's is about a trillion times better than McDonald's. It was a convenience and Monopoly based decision.
I give thanks every day for the fact that she's in Vegas.
That doesn't mean I would be even happier if there was a shovel through her torso.
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:27:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-18 20:31:12 EDT (#)
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I like Celine Dion.
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dork
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:51:14 EDT (#)
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Yeah, what Steak said. If it makes you feel any better, when I hear Dion I just gag and change the station, I don't hate Canada because of her. Now, Caul on the other hand....
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:34:37 EDT (#)
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I try not to think about her.
when one of her shitty songs comes on the radio, I don't think "french-canadian"
No American thinks "French-canadian" , instead it's just "Canadian."
I actually forgive canada for any and all shitty pop music you produce. America has BET, and we're sorry too. That makes us even.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:21:50 EDT (#)
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If you don't like her, man up and change the fucking station/CD/leave the store. No one was forcing you to sit in McDonald's.
Don't you Canadians have loads better food joints than that, anyway? Tim Horton's FTW?
Anyway, just take solace in the fact that she's an indentured servant in Vegas for the rest of eternity.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-18 20:34:30 EDT (#)
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Forgot to rate.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-18 20:33:34 EDT (#)
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One time, at band camp, I fucked Celine Dion in the ass with a shovel.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-18 20:31:12 EDT (#)
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I like Celine Dion. Grow up.