Shlongy (1259 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.48 on 64 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (View user info) at 2007-10-18 20:59:13 EDT
Shlongy, you young punk! I give you shit and you give shit to me and the rest of the world. You brag about your income, your beautiful wife, and your prowess at gambling and how well you fuck da women.
Well, young man, I want to tell you that this is the showdown....
Shlong, stop trying to be the asshole you aren't, chump. You are actually a cool person, but you think people will be more receptive if you are a jerk. Not so.
You've had certain assholes try to publish you personal info and fuck with you, and those shitheads should die. I happen to think you are one of the more cool and interesting people on the site.
(I almost said wonderful person, but let's not get carried away.. :) )
Anyway, I want to amplify the point that you are one of my favorites on here, and any bullshit I give you is only meant to be SERIOUS!!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-22 23:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-22 15:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
c'mon bubba, there are rules for a reason.
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dammit bubs
***************
Rules? What rules? I don't need to follow no stinkin' rules!!!
P.S. Shlongy sucks. Pass it on. . .
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
c'mon bubba, there are rules for a reason.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dammit bubs
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-22 11:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF GAY
Submitted by casual_sloring_anyone (user info) at 2007-10-22 11:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy Shlongy's wealth. His wife shares it with me all the time. She just bought me a diamond encrusted cod-piece!! Fucking incredible this woman is! What generosity she shows with all of Shlongy's millions!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow you must be a fucking queer!!
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit , you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gayer than kaelic
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almost
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-10-21 17:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you spit or swallow?
Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-21 16:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This Is Some Bullshit...
You Need To Get Laid
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-10-20 05:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wat
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-20 03:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
do you not rate me well? I hadn't noticed...homo.
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2007-10-19 23:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Spread those cheeks a little wider. I'm sure schlongy hasn't sobered up enough to pull out yet.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-19 21:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-19 21:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
now your sucking apollo's dick too. just come out already.
*******
Come out on THIS, you fucking asshole!
Are you pissed that I don't rate you well? Huh?
I won't because you SUCK BIG CICK!!!
CICK? I think I'll leave it like that. . .. :)
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-19 21:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
now your sucking apollo's dick too. just come out already.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-19 20:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It got the response I expected...
A) Shlongy is ALWAYS an asswipe.
B) Most everyone missed the point(humor).
C) All the Brits are idiots.
D) Well, not all. Apollo is still a Brit in my book, but he has class.
E) Method is not as bright as my goldfish.
F) Kudos to the ones who caught on. . . .
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-19 16:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you just give him a BJ and call it quits?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-19 16:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oops! Sorry! (not really)
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-10-19 15:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, that was me. And she isn't my girlfriend, SHE'S MY WIFE!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-19 15:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was you?
Did your girlfriend mention the sloppy knob-gobble she gave me while you were in Aisle 12 checking out "Fish Sticks" and "Frozen Pizzas"?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-10-19 15:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Shlongmeister is always ready to offer a warm and friendly greeting.
I'm serious. He gave me one the other day as I walked into Walmart.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-10-19 12:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going to try and make a snotty joke about how gay this post is, but I'm really tired so the only stuff I could come up with was Brokeback Mountain-related.
So I'm just going to say that this post is really, really gay.
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Take it easy there Thunderthighs
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow - and you guys think I'M Ridin' Shlongy's cock ......
... "testicle lamprey" as I recall.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the Hell is Thorpe?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THORPE LEFT THIS SITE?
WE SHOULD SHUT IT DOWN, THEN. NO THORPE, WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING UBERSITE.
PS. Who gives a fuck if Thorpe left Ubersite?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"You stupid yank, you brutalised the english language, stfukthx.
Your not funny or even smart, you sound like a demented, attention starved child. "
Irony above ^
this is quite possibly the gayest gay thing i've ever seen. just offer him a blow job and be done with it.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more LL Cool J. Or something.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-10-19 08:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a good example of one of the reasons why Thorpe left this site.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-19 08:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummmm, who are you again?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-19 04:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How old you gotta be to refer to Shlongy as 'young man'?
Ollllllllllllllllllld.
Creak.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-10-19 04:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow someone is quite the raging homosexual. I guess you're too old to get an erection, although you probably have no idea what it's doing as you haven't seen it since you gained that 150lbs, that makes you the CATCHER.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 03:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blubber
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-19 03:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for that rather touching display of e-fellatio.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-19 03:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ghey.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-19 01:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-19 01:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2007-10-19 00:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-19 00:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea what the fuck you're going on about, but you're not a idiot, so have a +2.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-10-18 23:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How is this a "showdown"? And yes, Shlongy acts like an asshole, which is infinitely more amusing than if he ran around here kissing everyone's ass and sucking up. (Why do people do that? Do they have no real friends? It's just weird.) Then you go on to state the obvious fact that he's not really a jerk and is doing it on purpose. I don't understand your point.
I'm not giving this a negative score because I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming you're either extremely wasted, or you just bumped your head really hard.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-18 23:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-19 12:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't be embarrassed...you were drunk, the walls came down, and adoration for Shlongy came flooding like a gay tsunami.
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Lmfao, fuck I like you.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2007-10-18 23:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Slap a handprint on his ass, fag.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba, I hope every parade you ever throw gets rained on.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gayer than kaelic
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba's like a comedic black hole.
So dense no humor can possibly escape.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't be embarrassed...you were drunk, the walls came down, and adoration for Shlongy came flooding like a gay tsunami.
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AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking GOLD.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't be embarrassed...you were drunk, the walls came down, and adoration for Shlongy came flooding like a gay tsunami.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet I'd like Shlongy if I ever met him.
But I can't be bothere since he seems like such a dick.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
moar like j00bersite
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK ME!!!! You idiots can't even tell a joke when you see one.
I figured at LEAST Method and Kaos would have figured it out, but NO,
I was FUCKING wrong.
That's it. You are all fucking idiots, down to the last fuckwad one of you.
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who? What?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WTF!?!?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You guys should get a nice condo together.
It's sad to see people with good hearts act like jerks out of fear and defensiveness.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wtf - And why is this humour?!?!
****
Because it was meant to be honest, and you can't fucking spell humor,
you stupid British asswipe with no clue. DIE, dipshit!!!
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You stupid yank, you brutalised the english language, stfukthx.
Your not funny or even smart, you sound like a demented, attention starved child.
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Thank you for the mindless babble, Brit-Boy. English language?
You don't speak or read it, you worthless fuck. I may be attention starved, but you are intellectually destitute. Eat shit and die, brit bag.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wtf - And why is this humour?!?!
****
Because it was meant to be honest, and you can't fucking spell humor,
you stupid British asswipe with no clue. DIE, dipshit!!!
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You stupid yank, you brutalised the english language, stfukthx.
Your not funny or even smart, you sound like a demented, attention starved child.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for that rather touching display of e-fellatio.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wtf - And why is this humour?!?!
****
Because it was meant to be honest, and you can't fucking spell humor,
you stupid British asswipe with no clue. DIE, dipshit!!!
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wtf - And why is this humour?!?!
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going to try and make a snotty joke about how gay this post is, but I'm really tired so the only stuff I could come up with was Brokeback Mountain-related.
So I'm just going to say that this post is really, really gay.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
yeah, okay.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going to try and make a snotty joke about how gay this post is, but I'm really tired so the only stuff I could come up with was Brokeback Mountain-related.
So I'm just going to say that this post is really, really gay.