Ubersite, I have a problem. (743 hits)
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Submitted by YELLOW MAN (View user info) at 2007-10-18 23:00:10 EDT
No this has nothing to do with a girl, or a job or even possible future wager. But before I go into detail I will give you a pretext of sorts.
See, ordinarily I wouldn't ask the opinion of ubersite on anything, i'd go to a friend, coworker, or even a local minister as a last resort before I even considered asking you people. Why? Well, I know you people tend to not give a shit about the majority of things as they are beneath you. However, the problem I have has to deal with something i'm sure one of you has dealt with, especially if you're a home owner. To sum it up, i'm only asking because i'm certain i'll get a response that might help me, even if this is littered with minus 2's.
So I apologize if this gives you nothing, i'll include a some what funny picture at the end to make up for it, but thank you all the same.
Anyways, onto my problem. See, by the end of this week i'll be fully moved into my grandfathers house. Why my grandfathers house? Why not just get my own place? Well, i'm currently in college and working full time. I barely have the time to write a meaningful essay let alone this whole move i'm doing. Plus I just got my car and license and may in fact have to look for another job in the next month or so (things aren't going well where i'm currently working). But anyways, it's more of a convenience thing. He's just down the street etc. etc.. plus i'm saving money you get the idea. Any ways, my grandfather has been a bit of a shut in for a while. He can't help it though, seeing as he's paralyzed on his right side after having a stroke. And, he has to have these pets of his. So as you can imagine his house smells. The problem isn't the house itself necessarily, it's the garage.
See, for a while he had this dog living in that garage. The reason why that dog was living in that garage was because his "Girlfriend" didn't want the dog any more and just dropped it off at my grandfathers. Which of course made total sense seeing as the dog was a giant pit bull and my grandfather (in his current state of being paralyzed) was fully capable of taking care of this stupid dog. It stayed in the backyard for a while, but it kept managing to get out of the fence and break free. This became a huge problem. What was even worse was she was constantly going in heat, and if she were to get pregnant I knew damn well my grandfather would keep all those damn puppies and his house would always be a wreck. So the obvious choice was to keep it in the garage, until we could fix the fence to where the dog couldn't get out.
It was very difficult to try and do anything to that fence. For one I had no mode of transportation at any point in all this, so I always had to be resourceful when I tried fixing that fence. For two, this damn dog was a big dog, just to give you an example, she pulled one of those giant cork screw things out of the ground. Three, the fence was built very shitty by my uncle years ago. For some strange reason it's almost half a foot off the ground. They claimed it made sense for some reason, but it fucking baffles me. So as you can see, this dog caused a lot of trouble and broke a lot of shit.
She stayed in the garage for months at a time, for almost a year. Sometimes she'd be outside for a week, but then she'd figure a way out of the damn fence again. But eventually, the last time we put her out, she got stolen and in a way it was a blessing for us. But in a way it's probably a horrible thing. Because I live in Texas, where people do things to dogs that would make Michael Vick blush. They're very big on dog fighting. So more than likely she was used to either breed, or fight, but more than likely breed because she was a rather large pitbull. And she's been gone almost maybe five or six months.
Alright to sum that up, that garage has never been cleaned out. All that dog shit, and piss has just been sitting in there. There's a hole on the side of the wall where when he had rats, they used to go in there. There's really nothing but junk in there. And my grandfathers truck from the 80's that runs on propane. He refuses to give it up for some reason, but there's no way in hell he'll ever get it to run, it's been sitting in that garage for over fifteen years. Not only that but the seats are all ripped up and well, it's a handy mans dream. And the garage is broken at the top and has been fully open for some time now. Not only that but the light no longer works in there and nobody ever goes in there. I think today was the first day in a very long while the door leading to the garage has been open. When I opened that door, I heard a lot of movement. I heard rustling of papers and I saw things moving around. I wasn't sure what but I just heard movement. I immediately closed the door almost scared of what could be in there. I knew it was going to be bad, but I honestly wasn't expecting this.
For my first question Uber, what do you think is in that garage? I know roaches for sure, but do you think rats might be in there again? Also any other things you think might have gotten in there?
Two, what should be my method of attack? What I wanted to do originally was set off a few bug bombs, but that will be difficult because of the hole in the wall, and the opening in the garage. I then thought of buying one of those full body suits and go in there with a whole bunch of insecticide and just keep spraying. I was also thinking of doing the last thing (full body suits) but me and like three or four other people.
Any advice anyone can give will be much appreciated and if you have any questions i'll answer them.
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-10-25 07:53:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:16:17 EDT (#)
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My argument isn't worthless, you and your apathetic attitude are worthless. And as a matter of fact, one of my best friend's does pit bull rescue. I didn't just jump on the bandwagon because Michael Vick made the news being a scumbag monkey fucker. Sure, you can't do anything about it now, but you could have done something about it 4-6 months ago if you weren't such a fuckwad douchebag, whether it was your grandpa's prostitute girlfriend's dog or not.
And notice I didn't say, "I am going to kick your ass", I said, "fantasize about kicking your ass", because clearly I'm not going to waste my time driving off to find some fuckstick like you to administer a well deserved ass whipping.
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I deserve an ass whooping because I don't care as much about animals as you do? For that matter, pitbulls? Alright whatever man, i'll meet you half way which is more than I believe I should. Yes, I should've done something, hell I even fucking tried to do something. I told my grandfather on numerous occasions, he needed to get rid of that dog, it deserved a better home and he couldn't take care of it. But he wouldn't listen. I told him he should drop it off at an animal shelter, he wouldn't do it because he claimed that they kill the dogs after X amount of time, which is true, however there are some that dont, and even then he still wouldn't do it. Why? I don't know why he refused to give up that damn dog. So it's not as if I didn't try, I did try, however my grandfather is a grown man, it's his house, and it's his dog. If I came in there and took the dog away, he'd get pissed and possibly file charges, i'm not even fucking joking. He had some idea to have the dog live on a farm somewhere, but never went through with said plan. You have to understand my grandfather, in a lot of ways he has been treated like a child by my mother and my aunt (mostly my aunt). So when someone tries to make decisions for him, he gets defensive and sometimes agrees to do the opposite no matter how logical your platform is.
But whatever, you can think of me however you wish. Maybe i'm a bad person because I don't care about animals as much as you, but so what? I'm sure you don't give a shit about something I care about to some extent, hell I almost guarantee it. And still that's pretty fucking lame to want to even fantasize about me in any way shape or form. You remind me of one of those people that bomb abortion clinics when you start talking like that. Though considering your streak, I wouldn't imagine that being in the same ball park for you. But hey to each their own, oh and by the way, fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.
hmm your next response, (if any at all) something like...
LOL FUCKSTICK DOUCHEWAD LOL! TRASHBAG YOU DID NOTHING! I IS ANGRY ASSHOLE LOL I USE CUSSING TO EMPHASIZE ANGER!! LOL I SHALL MAKE MORE ASSUMPTIONS WITHOUT THE FACTS LOL! ASS HAT AWAY! LOL (obligatory threat/nonthreat that you're too much of a pussy to follow through with)
oh i'm sorry, the last comment, I realized i'm so not worth your time that's right. I look forward to your next response though.
Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:41:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:32:14 EDT (#)
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Gasoline + Road Flare = Insurance money
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:16:17 EDT (#)
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My argument isn't worthless, you and your apathetic attitude are worthless. And as a matter of fact, one of my best friend's does pit bull rescue. I didn't just jump on the bandwagon because Michael Vick made the news being a scumbag monkey fucker. Sure, you can't do anything about it now, but you could have done something about it 4-6 months ago if you weren't such a fuckwad douchebag, whether it was your grandpa's prostitute girlfriend's dog or not.
And notice I didn't say, "I am going to kick your ass", I said, "fantasize about kicking your ass", because clearly I'm not going to waste my time driving off to find some fuckstick like you to administer a well deserved ass whipping.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-22 23:45:09 EDT (#)
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KILL IT WITH FIRE
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-10-21 22:02:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:16:44 EDT (#)
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First, shoot the dog. Dog problem solved.
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The story wasnt that great, but this made me laugh.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-10-21 20:37:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-10-19 20:22:05 EDT (#)
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Why dont you grow a set of morals you worthless piece of shit? Your unaltered female pit bull gets stolen, probably as a bait dog (because people who breed fighting dogs don't necessarily want dogs that are exceptionally large in size), to spend the rest of her life beaten, abused, having her teeth pulled out or filed down, and ultimately killed for some sick sport and all you're worried about is your garage or whatever the fuck you're talking about past the dog part, I don't know, I couldn't really be bothered to read it between fantasies of whipping your stupid ass. If you're not a breeder (which no one should be), have the damn dog spayed or neutered and then take care of the damn thing. Ugh.
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lulz, why don't you go fuck yourself you worthless piece of shit? The dog isn't mine, hell it isn't even my grandfathers, it's his "Girlfriends" well more like girl who comes, takes money, then leaves after about an hour. She dropped it off at his house because "I can't take care of it, it's too big."
So i'm supposed to give a shit about a dog that's given us nothing but problems, isn't even ours and was dumped on our door step? Yeah fuck you, and your bambi loving ass. I don't agree with pit bull fighting or whatever it is you presume I do. Yeah it might be just a little fucked up that I was happy that dog was stolen (though it could've ran away both are possibilities). However as I stated, the dog was nothing but problems considering the fact that I don't live at his house when the dog was still there. I couldn't help him take care of it because I not only work full time but go to school full time. And here's your interjection "I did the same thing and I raised a whole family of pits! you can do it too! hell I worked 90 hour shifts and worked on getting my PHD while taking care of my new born son and volunteering at the homeless shelter!" So honestly, even if I gave an ounce of a shit about this dog, what the fuck am I supposed to do to retrieve it? It's been gone for about 4-6 months now, so I honestly think there's nothing I can do about this damn dog. Even if the dog was at the pound it's way too late now. You're whole argument is useless, however i'll assume you're a correspondent for CNN or knows someone who works in that business whom has gone on and on about the horrors of pitbull fighting. So I wont hold it against you.
And for the record I have nothing against animals, nothing what so ever. I don't agree with pitbull fighting, monkey knife fights, or even midget tossing all that much. However, when an animal becomes a problem in the household (such as was the case for my grandfather) that animal shouldn't be in the home. Especially if the animal is living in a garage and never gets to go outside. And you'll probably say "You should've gotten rid of it" my grandfather refuses to give any animal up, it's fucking annoying at times, but it's his house, what the fuck can any of us do?
And kicking my ass, wow pretty weak man, pretty very fucking weak.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-10-20 15:54:03 EDT (#)
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Why would Batman have a pen in his hand if Robin wrote the note?
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-10-20 14:34:34 EDT (#)
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Enjoyed the pic.
As for your problem, I don't know what to tell you except that the bug bombs leave a residue and your grandfather sounds weak-brained.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-19 22:53:16 EDT (#)
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I'm not entertained.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-19 21:09:38 EDT (#)
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Dog is gone...but the garage from hell remains right?
Cover up: dust mask or respirator, gloves, eye gear the works. If you can manage a bio-hazard suit even better (or just go the discount Hefty bags and duct tape route and make your own), then get a snow shovel and a wheelbarrow.
Or is your neighbors wont mind... a firehouse and slosh it all out of the garage, down the drive and into the sewers for treatment.
Then ... bleach the shit out of the whole place.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-10-19 20:22:05 EDT (#)
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Why dont you grow a set of morals you worthless piece of shit? Your unaltered female pit bull gets stolen, probably as a bait dog (because people who breed fighting dogs don't necessarily want dogs that are exceptionally large in size), to spend the rest of her life beaten, abused, having her teeth pulled out or filed down, and ultimately killed for some sick sport and all you're worried about is your garage or whatever the fuck you're talking about past the dog part, I don't know, I couldn't really be bothered to read it between fantasies of whipping your stupid ass. If you're not a breeder (which no one should be), have the damn dog spayed or neutered and then take care of the damn thing. Ugh.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-10-19 18:35:25 EDT (#)
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Go buy 30 cans of lysol and a filtered gas-mask. Don't come out until you've used all cans.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-10-19 12:39:50 EDT (#)
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first off i'd have attached a hose to my exhaust pipe and flooded the garage with carbon monoxide, killing the dog humanely, next, i'd recommend flooding the garage with water!
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-19 12:29:55 EDT (#)
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puppies
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:16:44 EDT (#)
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First, shoot the dog. Dog problem solved.
As to the garage: it definitely sounds like it's in very poor shape. Is it more worthwhile to clean/repair it or just wake up to a mysterious fire?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:39:57 EDT (#)
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Shoot yourself.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:16:54 EDT (#)
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raze the entire thing and rebuild. I have to say that this entire post was somehwat painful to read but you were able to solicit some decent advice.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:28:14 EDT (#)
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What BigMike said. I grew up in the country on a farmhouse near a wooded area. Although I'm too far north in Illinois to have to worry about those damn deadly spiders (which, by the way, death from them nowadays is extremely unusual with the ready availability of antivenom), we had a TON of other critters that liked to get into our garage, especially in the summer and winter to escape the elements.
Among the offenders in that garage over the years:
~ Squirrels/chipmunks - these can carry rabies, so try not to get bitten. Had a squirrel fall down the vent pipe on our house once and swim up into the toilet bowl, I am not shitting you.
~ Raccoons - again, these can carry rabies. And NEVER fuck with a pregnant raccoon. They are mean as hell during gestation.
~ Woodchucks - usually more scared of you than you of them, but if cornered, will bite. Easy to frigthen off with loud noises.
~ Porcupines - do I really need to say it? Don't get stuck if you can help it. Painful experience, and usually you can just scare them off with loud noises.
~ Skunks - rabies, and of course the godawful spray.
~ Bats - it wouldn't surprise me if you had a nest of bats in there. Can carry rabies, so be careful. Will usually just fly away if disturbed though.
~ Moles - pretty unusual to see these guys above ground, but sometimes they will go into a dark place like a garage if forced out of their tunnels. Easy to catch and release due to their poor eyesight.
~ Birds - unlikely to build nests in the environment you've described, but possible.
~ Rats/mice - easy to trap/poison. Again, rabies carriers, so try not to get bit.
~ Insects/bugs - roaches, crickets, silverfish, and a bajillion other things. Doubtful you'd get hurt by any of these.
Frankly, your garage sounds beyond repair, so I'd recommend just torching the whole thing and rebuilding. I'd venture to say that you most likely have (besides the spiders) a lot of insects, bugs, rats/mice, and possibly bats and maybe a 'coon...these all tend to co-habitate commonly long term.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:25:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-10-19 08:47:47 EDT (#)
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For BigMike's bee paranoia.
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i noticed that too. i recently had a wasp in my steering wheel, sticking buttend out of a hole where a screw was drilled in. little bastard stung me 10 miles from and when he flew out i i almost drove my car into a tree 9 miles later.
fucking bees(wasps).
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-10-19 08:56:45 EDT (#)
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So why is Batman writing the note?
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-10-19 08:47:47 EDT (#)
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For BigMike's bee paranoia.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-19 05:00:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-19 01:49:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2007-10-19 00:47:38 EDT (#)
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4 the pic
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-19 00:27:04 EDT (#)
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I just read some of the comments.
You need to kill those spiders first. You don't want to risk getting bit by either of the ones you mentioned.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-19 00:23:58 EDT (#)
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Ok, here's what I wold do.
I would buy enough Norway rat/mouse poison to kill all the rats/mice in your garage. It's full of them and they won't want to leave if you just go in there and start making alot of noise or whatever. Use the poison for a solid two weeks or so. Make sure no neighborhood animals have access to the garage or you could be in for trouble.
Any bugs should be no problem, but it's my guess that there are bees nests up in the roof or on the ceiling. Get some spray bee killer, the foam kind works great and seek out the nests. Saturate them with the foam spray which incidentally, sprays about 20 feet or so. You don't want bee trouble for it is the worst kind. They will attack you so you have to kill them.
Move the damn truck out into the driveway or put it in the backyard. Be careful because there may be critters living in it. The poison should take care of the rats, but you have to be on the lookout for almost anything in old vehicles. By the way, bees like to build nests everywhere, especially in enclosed spaces like old vehicles. Just a warning.
So, after the poison and the bee killer, if you feel you need to bomb for things like spiders and other kinds of bugs, that's ok. Do it. You need to be comfortable when you decide it's time to just clean that sucker out. If there is a ton of old shit in there, ask your grandfather about anything you think might be valuable to him before you toss it. If there is a shitload of stuff to throw away, you might have to ask him to buck up for some kind of dumpster. A small one is reasonably inexpensive, a larger one could run you anywhere from 350 to 500 dollars for a week or so. The beauty of this is that once it's filled, they just come and haul it away.
When you get to the cleaning part, wear a mask/filter over your face so you don't inhale old fecal matter and dust. It's better to be safe than sorry.
When you are done, get the roof fixed, have the truck restored, and park it back in the garage. Take it for a ride every once in a while to show everybody how cool/dorky you are riding around in an alternative energy vehicle. It's either that or ask the old man about selling it. You should maybe get enough to pay for the dumpster you'll need to buy.
Don't let the beasties/insects bother you. They are easy to kill and they can't really hurt you all that bad (except for the bees, make sure you kill those motherfuckers dead).
Good luck.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-19 00:04:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-10-18 23:32:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-18 23:16:05 EDT (#)
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If you use a bug bomb, and there's a box for cockroaches to crawl in, you'll soon have a box full of cockroaches. Open everything so it can be affected by the bomb.
Push the truck outside. It'll make life easier for you for now. There may be things living in the bed, and if it's ripped up inside, there might be things living in there.
As for the hole in the wall, I'd suggest you try drywall. Make sure to kill whatever's in the hole before you use the drywall, as it'll try to break your drywall.
If you're going to kill something in there, use a hatchet. Blunt end to stun, sharp end for the kill. Stun then kill.
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I thank you for your advise, it'll be difficult to get the truck out though because the garage door (part leading to the outside) is broken. Something to do with the bearings or something of that sort. It's not electric and any attempts to open it manually are in vain. We could theoretically fix it, however there's no clear path to the part where the garage is broken. There's all kind of junk all over the place. Another problem is, there's always been spiders in that garage, and by now there's probably black widows and brown recluses (which there were before but probably vast in number now). So before we did any kind of repairing, i'd want everything to be dead first for those facts. If you think the repairs should be done first then so be it i'll consider it. But I was just thinking of sealing off the garage from the outside with trashbags or something along those lines. And the hole, well it is a hole, but it's technically not a hole. See, the hole is in a screen, and behind that screen is where my grandfathers outside air conditioning unit is, for some reason the two are connected. However, the air conditioning unit doesn't work. There shouldn't be anything living in there, however, it's still a hole leading to the outside world. Also the tires on the truck are completely gone. It's down to it's rims, the tires got so flat that the rims are now touching the ground.
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I say you need to do the inside work before you kill the spiders. Spiders only attack when they're being cornered and feel they must defend themselves or die. Most will run away from your shoes, but wear boots if you're paranoid.
I doubt it'd be the bearings on the door. What I think it's be is "in shaft blockage" assuming it's the kind of door I think it is. It won't be too hard to figure out once you look at it, if I'm right.
If you get the door open, just push the truck out. Those rims are round, and it'll help later. Trust me.
Using garbage bags to cover the hole might help, but I'd try something thicker.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-18 23:40:51 EDT (#)
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Lol @ picture, no helpful advice though.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-10-18 23:32:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-18 23:16:05 EDT (#)
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If you use a bug bomb, and there's a box for cockroaches to crawl in, you'll soon have a box full of cockroaches. Open everything so it can be affected by the bomb.
Push the truck outside. It'll make life easier for you for now. There may be things living in the bed, and if it's ripped up inside, there might be things living in there.
As for the hole in the wall, I'd suggest you try drywall. Make sure to kill whatever's in the hole before you use the drywall, as it'll try to break your drywall.
If you're going to kill something in there, use a hatchet. Blunt end to stun, sharp end for the kill. Stun then kill.
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I thank you for your advise, it'll be difficult to get the truck out though because the garage door (part leading to the outside) is broken. Something to do with the bearings or something of that sort. It's not electric and any attempts to open it manually are in vain. We could theoretically fix it, however there's no clear path to the part where the garage is broken. There's all kind of junk all over the place. Another problem is, there's always been spiders in that garage, and by now there's probably black widows and brown recluses (which there were before but probably vast in number now). So before we did any kind of repairing, i'd want everything to be dead first for those facts. If you think the repairs should be done first then so be it i'll consider it. But I was just thinking of sealing off the garage from the outside with trashbags or something along those lines. And the hole, well it is a hole, but it's technically not a hole. See, the hole is in a screen, and behind that screen is where my grandfathers outside air conditioning unit is, for some reason the two are connected. However, the air conditioning unit doesn't work. There shouldn't be anything living in there, however, it's still a hole leading to the outside world. Also the tires on the truck are completely gone. It's down to it's rims, the tires got so flat that the rims are now touching the ground.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-10-18 23:25:22 EDT (#)
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you sound poor
fuck you
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-18 23:24:46 EDT (#)
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Why don't you give them a YELLOW GAS ATTACK!!!!?
(google it, noobs)
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-18 23:16:05 EDT (#)
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If you use a bug bomb, and there's a box for cockroaches to crawl in, you'll soon have a box full of cockroaches. Open everything so it can be affected by the bomb.
Push the truck outside. It'll make life easier for you for now. There may be things living in the bed, and if it's ripped up inside, there might be things living in there.
As for the hole in the wall, I'd suggest you try drywall. Make sure to kill whatever's in the hole before you use the drywall, as it'll try to break your drywall.
If you're going to kill something in there, use a hatchet. Blunt end to stun, sharp end for the kill. Stun then kill.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-10-18 23:10:43 EDT (#)
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become an hero