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Submitted by McBain (View user info) at 2003-08-02 00:55:57 EDT

You might have noticed that I got quiet so let me break it down. This has ALL been part of a plan I had to fuck with my friend. He's one of those paranoid assholes who thinks that everyone is conspiring to get him. He is especially paranoid about his picture or any other personal info being on the internet. So I thought that I should exploit his paranoia. The first part of my plan was to piss you all off. I mean REALLY piss you off. And it worked. Hehehe. Then I posted his ("my") picture oh here and let you all go ape-shit with it. I showed him this site today with all these photoshopped pictures of him and he nearly went fucking insane!!! HAHAHAHAHAA!!! He was flipping out and I thought he was gonna cry!! Poor Brian. Best practical joke... EVER. Thanks for your cooperation.

Word to your mother.

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Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-08-13 03:29:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-04 06:16:38 EDT (#)
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Bollocks. Mcbain....Brian? Sounds like its your alter ego you mole faced freak

Submitted by CynicallyCorrect (user info) at 2003-08-04 05:47:08 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=10599892144237549

This is a good McBain parody.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-03 15:37:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-02 07:23:03 (#)
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look, whether it's you or not, i still fucking hate you.

i think it's really you, and you decided to post this when everyone laughed their asses off at your ugly mug. not to mention your picture fit the exact stereotypical picture in my head of you. that is hilarious on so many levels.

god, i love Ubersite. we've done alot of great things on this website, and it's time to tack on another to the list. we've just made someone become ashamed of their own face....

gold.
*******************

AMEN, brotha

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-08-03 15:11:50 EDT (#)
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Oh, is that so, tuesdaydelay? Where is this proof you have that shows the picture was actually McBain? Do tell.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-08-03 09:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The picture is McBain. Anyone who thinks he actually did use a fake of a "friend" etc is more retarded than McBain. Infact, he hasn't really annoyed me, but the retards that believe him are. However, humouring the idea of him not being on that picture, why would someone who's not white have a nazi tattoo? I doubt that irony would ever grace someone of McBains mentality. Unless of course McBain is going to claim he's been deliberately posting inane illiterate drivel to make us believe he is stupid - only to create some elite writing style eventually, to vengefully knock his knockers.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-08-03 05:40:42 EDT (#)
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I don't know why you people EVER thought it was really him...

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-03 05:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SHOW US THE FUCKING WEBSITE POTATO FACE!

Submitted by CynicallyCorrect (user info) at 2003-08-03 02:25:54 EDT (#)
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You remind me of Edward Norton from American History X. Minus the whole cool outside of portraying a racist, bigoted, vocal, stupid, neo-nazi.

Submitted by JohnWilkesBooth (user info) at 2003-08-03 00:57:53 EDT (#)
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Its not that great.

Its not even funny.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-08-03 00:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OH MY GOD! FUCKING HILARIOUS! THIS REALLY IS TOO GREAT!

Let me "break it down" for you: You suck. No one cares. You aren't funny. Or ingenious. Your dung heaps aren't worth reading. Crawl into a dark corner and mourn over your stupidity.

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-08-02 20:41:34 EDT (#)
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Post a picture of your tattoo.

Submitted by beautiful_disaster (user info) at 2003-08-02 17:00:51 EDT (#)
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Oh no! The joke's on us! Boy, were we fooled....
Feel better about yourself now? I don't think anyone cares.
This is just a website, and you are one sad little man.

Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-02 16:53:44 EDT (#)
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When I was getting "pissed" about yu all fucking with "my" picture, you are a fucknut if you didn't realize it was sarcasm. Jesus Christ. You guys need shit to be spoon-fed to you.

Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-02 16:40:06 EDT (#)
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Everyone that thinks it's me- eat a cock. It's not. When I said I wasn't stupid enough than to post it on this site, I didn't mean I was scared. I meant that even if there was nothing wrong with me, I could expect to be made fun of. That is why I posted Brian's pic, so you could make fun of him. Go ahead and think it's me, I guess it fits my personality. If it were me you would see my tattoo on my right forearm. Jackass.

Didn't I say I wasn't white???

Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-08-02 15:53:58 EDT (#)
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Oh... but anyways, like you said in your first post. You are shit. So is your friend.

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-08-02 15:47:41 EDT (#)
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Hey K.M.

Where is the drinking age 19? Ontario?

It's 18 over here in central provinces. Very odd.

Submitted by Joshyboy1888 (user info) at 2003-08-02 15:10:27 EDT (#)
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well even if that was tru ur still a racist bastard and deserve to be shoved in a gay bar with no pants on and a bullseye painted on ur ass so the event of the night could be butt darts u racist bastard if u wana prepair urself run through a cron field bacwards im sure ull enjoy it u funkin bigget

Submitted by Really_God (user info) at 2003-08-02 13:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

First off, you didnt even post a real pic. You were pussy enough to photoshop a pic and claim its you. Second:
No you guys, it's really me. It wasn't my friend. I'm really stupid enough to post MY OWN picture on the internet right after causing a bunch of intellectuals to go ape-shit on me. Yeah. I'm not that stupid

Um... you're afraid of them? LOL Hell I got about 30 people saying I was an idiot uneducated preteen pussy that argues against himself. I don't give a fuck. There are abuot 200 people on this site out of 400million in America, great. Ill post a pic if you guys want. Ill give you an adress... Only someone with no balls would post a pic and then start crying about how its not really them. -2 for being a pussy, -2 for lying, -2 for photoshopping a bad pic, -2 for being racist and an idiot. +2 for not showing your ugly ass face again

Submitted by NinjaStep (user info) at 2003-08-02 13:38:59 EDT (#)
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i also apreciate how it took him so long to make this post. no doubt building the suspence, and not crying in a corner.

Submitted by NinjaStep (user info) at 2003-08-02 13:36:49 EDT (#)
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I ABSOLUTLY BELIVE HIM. nothing makes more sence: why be a complete asshole without some "im absolutly innocest" reason, i cant think of any other than being a complete asshole. by the way, every post and/or comment that has been, or will be posted by me that has pissed off anyone on this site (except mcbain) was actually written by mcbain.

Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-08-02 12:21:13 EDT (#)
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Doesn't matter, you are who you hang with.

Anyone who hangs out with a monkey looking mother like him has
to be in close running looks wise.

I don't judge.

I'll just leave you with two words:

Mary Kay.

-BerZ

Submitted by ThePornoGuy (user info) at 2003-08-02 10:51:40 EDT (#)
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Let me comprehensively prove you wrong, asshole:

1) If it wasn't you, why would you get so pissed off after everyone posted your pic modifications when you rated them all angry and humilated? And also when you made the lame post of Cicciro or whoever getting a blowjob? Dumbass.

2) If it wasn't you, why is the picture Photoshop'd so that the face looks better? Not that it looks good, Jesus, no.

Go to hell. Hey, way to save your dignity dude! Pretend it wasn't you. HA! You're caught, you asshole loser cockface mole redneck motherfucker.

Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-08-02 08:50:42 EDT (#)
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where did you plan on moving?

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-08-02 08:45:12 EDT (#)
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McBain, since you are despised and everyone knows that the picture IS you, I've decided that you should post more ugly pictures.

Reason: You could make money out of this. Sure, you may be facially inept, but people are dying to get onto another post of yours because you've humiliated yourself so much. I say take them all for a ride and advertise on your pictures. Or...send me some pictures and I'll post them and take hold of this idea myself.

Think economically - Bill Gates is almost as ugly as you too. Also consider copyrighting "McBain ©".

Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-08-02 08:41:05 EDT (#)
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hidden, if you do, then we will get smashed together. its great, the drinking age is 19, 18 in quebec (doenst really count though), and i have a fake id to last me until my birthday.

plus, you can try all sorts of new cigarettes. i find american cigarettes, (like camel) have a cigarish taste to them.

Submitted by headfirst at 2003-08-02 08:33:03 EDT (#)
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if thats true fuckin awesome, if its not die

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-02 08:28:34 EDT (#)
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btw- how's Canada treatin' ya? i'm really considering moving there in 2005.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-02 08:27:55 EDT (#)
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i agree, KM.

=)

Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-08-02 08:09:44 EDT (#)
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yeah it is, its not too often that people break like that. these people are like wolves.
ameera did, but at least she went down trying.

if that is really him, then its hilarious. if not, then mildly amusing.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-02 08:05:00 EDT (#)
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KM- hell yeah it's funny! isn't Ubersite awesome?

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-08-02 07:59:16 EDT (#)
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"i think it's really you, and you decided to post this when everyone laughed their asses off at your ugly mug"

-2 for posterity.

you are right hidden.

in fact someone in another mcbain related post suggested this exact scenario to him.

and, he has obviously ran with it.

how pathetic is that!?!?

im afraid to pull out my guns on him cuz he appears to be a very weak minded individual.

slackjaws like mcbain usually end up eating a bullet when life happens to them.

the real people pull up their respective bootstraps and ride out the storm.

i am officially off the mcbain bandwagon.

Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-08-02 07:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no seriously
"god, i love Ubersite. we've done alot of great things on this website, and it's time to tack on another to the list. we've just made someone become ashamed of their own face....

gold."

that was fucking hilarious.. that plus two was for you.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-02 07:35:34 EDT (#)
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word to your mother? how come no one laughs when i say it?

KM- stop it.

Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-08-02 07:31:14 EDT (#)
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fuck hidden, that last part made me laugh out loud...

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-02 07:23:03 EDT (#)
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look, whether it's you or not, i still fucking hate you.

i think it's really you, and you decided to post this when everyone laughed their asses off at your ugly mug. not to mention your picture fit the exact stereotypical picture in my head of you. that is hilarious on so many levels.

god, i love Ubersite. we've done alot of great things on this website, and it's time to tack on another to the list. we've just made someone become ashamed of their own face....

gold.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-02 06:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-02 01:50:39 (#)
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No you guys, it's really me. It wasn't my friend. I'm really stupid enough to post MY OWN picture on the internet right after causing a bunch of intellectuals to go ape-shit on me. Yeah. I'm not that stupid.

=======================

he called me an intellectual.

Submitted by systumofahoedown (user info) at 2003-08-02 03:18:58 EDT (#)
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lol. yeah right, McBain. I'm new here, and i've just been reading these posts, and i think the whole "oh, its not me, its my friend" excuse is total bull. lmfao. nice try.

Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-02 01:50:39 EDT (#)
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No you guys, it's really me. It wasn't my friend. I'm really stupid enough to post MY OWN picture on the internet right after causing a bunch of intellectuals to go ape-shit on me. Yeah. I'm not that stupid.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2003-08-02 01:30:26 EDT (#)
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I demand my prize McBain. Where is it?

ZOIDBERG !!!

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2003-08-02 01:27:24 EDT (#)
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I was right all along.

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105968793220369406#115451

What does Zoidberg win?

ZOIDBERG !!!

Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-08-02 01:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I still think you're lying, but even if you aren't, that's assinine and you should go to hell for doing such a thing. How can he call you a friend?

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-08-02 01:25:42 EDT (#)
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I think you are quite funny. I'm not going to set up a fan club, but you have your moments.

Good Brian.

Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-02 01:24:16 EDT (#)
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well, whoever was in that picture was really really fucking ugly.

Submitted by MightyPeacock (user info) at 2003-08-02 01:24:14 EDT (#)
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fuck you

Submitted by k-dawg (user info) at 2003-08-02 01:17:59 EDT (#)
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I believe him...its why the face looks photoshopped you dirty jews!

Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-02 01:16:55 EDT (#)
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I'm not lying. No bullshit I really did freak him out with what you guys did to his picture. Like I said, I came up with the idea only after you all started getting pissed off. The only reason I put his picture up is because I knew you would either talk shit or fuck with it, which would be hilarious because he has a phobia about stuff like that. Don't get me wrong, I do hate niggers and all the other shit I said, I'm just saying thanks for making my joke on Brian that much easier.

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-08-02 01:14:02 EDT (#)
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Eh, I doubt it.

But! If you are telling your truth, laugh at your friend for being a Fetal Alcohol Syndrome child for me.

Submitted by d_d (user info) at 2003-08-02 01:11:02 EDT (#)
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nice try buddy

Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-08-02 01:09:20 EDT (#)
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Nice try to cover your own ass dumbshit. You're really stupid. You think we'd fall for that?

Never.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-08-02 01:06:27 EDT (#)
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Fuck off

Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-02 00:58:05 EDT (#)
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I can't say that I didn't enjoy pissing you all off. I didn't get the idea for this joke until after I did my first post and saw how easily you people got your panties in a bunch. Word, yo.