Old Timey Ads (762 hits)
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Submitted by Pathetic (View user info) at 2007-10-19 08:45:44 EDT
Some of these are just fucked up.
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-10-28 18:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76178 BWAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-28 17:57:13 EDT (#)
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Bret!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-22 15:27:53 EDT (#)
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sack of sauce
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-20 16:47:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-20 00:23:29 EDT (#)
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Funny.
You have no idea what cig ads were like back in the day. There was a point in time when I think that the ads had people convinced that cigs were good for you. Seriously.
Alka Seltzer is the shit. I'm serious about this. Get some, put it in a cabinet somewhere and when indigestion hits, put two tabs in the water, let them dissolve, and drink that shit fast. No more indigestion. I swear this is true.
It doesn't make me feel any more pep though. I wish it did.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-10-19 23:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love old ads. They teach us a lot about the olden days. They used to advertise Listerine not only as a "dandruff cure", but as a douche for women! Sounds painful. And tampons were very controversial when they first came out. Many people were certain they were a tool of Satan and would cause the downfall of Western civilization.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-19 17:02:48 EDT (#)
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You should get yourself a copy of "A Gallery of Truely Regrettable Food"
You'd be amazed what they put lard and gelatin in back in the day.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-10-19 15:38:07 EDT (#)
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Cannabis and Chloroform. No wonder I'm like this.
Thanks, Mom!
Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2007-10-19 14:38:46 EDT (#)
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Totally freakin' awesome.
Submitted by dronebee (user info) at 2007-10-19 14:36:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-19 14:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That negro looks like he's gonna rape that orange.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-19 12:21:14 EDT (#)
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where can I get a bottle of that infant stuff?
I want to dip my cohiba in it.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:30:15 EDT (#)
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Yeah, these Camel Menthol are lifting me right to "DANGER: CANCER" level...
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:20:40 EDT (#)
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What's a quotaion?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:16:12 EDT (#)
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Aaaaaand the stupid cunt showed up
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:59:41 EDT (#)
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My favorite thing about these ads is the use of "quotaions" at "inappropriate" or "random" "intervals".
Like the "Being a Santa" for "the wife".
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:35:44 EDT (#)
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You're pathetic.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:33:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-10-19 07:52:35 CDT (#)
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And why would ANYONE want to reduce their bust size?
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Back pain.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:19:40 EDT (#)
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This post for some reason made me think of the way my grandma's basement smelled.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:03:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:51:24 EDT (#)
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old people are funny :D
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We think kids are funny too.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:58:25 EDT (#)
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Oh I see, well when im dead i will laugh at you.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:56:07 EDT (#)
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anyone older than the current level of 25. it changes every year around the end of may.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:53:04 EDT (#)
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is that anyone over 28 noonie?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:51:24 EDT (#)
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old people are funny :D
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:41:59 EDT (#)
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See People in Gimp suits are only trying to keep slim.
I have made some important notes though:
1) Women just love Washing Machines. I shall now put on all my dating applications "I have a washing Machine for you" That should get me some action.
2) Avoid Stale coffee as I want them full of PEP??? But sod the dancing bitch lets get it on.
Right I'm off for an Ounce of Prevention, toodles.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:40:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:20:26 EDT (#)
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And Coca Cola used to have Cocaine in it! Damn, that's one original recipe I wish they'd bring back.
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Yeah like 1 part per million that wouldn't even make a difference.
I'm too tired to detect any sarcasm...i need caffeine.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:30:42 EDT (#)
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Some of these - and some comments - kicked ass. +2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:20:26 EDT (#)
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And Coca Cola used to have Cocaine in it! Damn, that's one original recipe I wish they'd bring back.
Related note, my grandmother was a pack rat and saved everything (lived through The Depression you see). When she passed away, my family had to go through her things. She was also a graphic artist and frequently she clipped advertisements, some that she did and some that she kept for inspiration and to keep up with the competition from other graphic artists.
She had tons of old advertisements like these.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:08:58 EDT (#)
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Science proves it!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:05:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:04:28 EDT (#)
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The last one reminded me of the polish women who demanded a refund on her vibrator. She got pissed off when it chipped a tooth.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-10-19 08:52:35 EDT (#)
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Two things.
What the fruit-tingle is a "Company Look"ing meal.
And why would ANYONE want to reduce their bust size?