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GPF: Tell yo uncle to quit playin'! (1203 hits)

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Rating: 0.87 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by I believe in Don Henley's afro (View user info) at 2007-10-19 10:07:04 EDT




The neighbors are starting to stare.




Everybody sing now!

[electronic music starts up]

What is grass
Oh baby please mow it
Please mow it today
What is grass
Oh baby please weed it
Please weed it for me





Fuck y'all.

I hate quite a few of you.gif (539 kB)

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

goddamnitalltohell

you have to follow rules people

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

should've followed the rules

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-20 16:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-20 12:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

She is welcome to email me.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-20 11:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I got my ass kicked so to speak when I was a kid. See, I told one of her boyfriends that my aunt was "fast." I didn't think I was saying anything wrong since I was repeating what my mom had said about her. My aunt was furious.



Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-20 02:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

'tis pity. I was hoping she was my long lost love, Amy H., from sixth grade. I touched her arm once.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-20 01:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/83683
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i guess hes not as bad as i make him out to be

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-10-20 01:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bosh-

Why do you hate Edward Norton? He's a great actor.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-19 23:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There's no way you'd have known her. I was being onery since she is somewhat of a tart (fact). She's only been there approx 15 years (maybe more). She lived in St. Louis for the majority of my life.

She's had 4 husbands and many boyfriends.



Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-19 22:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, ok.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-19 21:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How long has she been there?

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-19 17:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

What is it with you and lawnmowers recently?

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-19 16:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's hilarious

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-19 14:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I dunno, maybe.

He kind of had a 'fro too.

http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/Lindsey%20Buckingham.jpg



THERE'S IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS DATA YOU FUCKS! YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME LOOKING FOR PROBLEMS WERE NONE EXIST! AAAAARGH!



Sorry. It's the job, you know.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-19 14:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

agreed

lindsey buckingham is pretty bosh though. i bet he's never snorted blow off some other dudes crank.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-19 14:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, it's been sometime ago, when they did the duet together (leather and lace).

She probably snorted coke off his penis, that dirty girl.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-19 13:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

when she realizes it actually happened, i wouldnt be suprised to read she kills herself.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-19 13:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

she did so much blow i bet she forgot about that.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-19 13:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Me too. Bored bored bored.

Henley's afro is like the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

He got Stevie Nicks preggers you know.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-19 13:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm so damn bored

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-19 13:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i believe he shaved his pubes and gorilla glued them onto his skull


cut that filthy rats nest off your skull.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-19 13:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:32:38 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2


"I believe in Don Henley's afro???"

--------

http://www.eaglesfans.com/visuals/henley_photo_galleries/70s/afro.jpg


I believe!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-19 13:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

New enemey: Don Henley.

I don't have my current list of enemies in front of me.. but I think the list includes:

Antwoine Walker
Edward Norton
The Ninja turtles
Lincoln Hawk and his asshole kid, Michael Cutler (Over the top!)
Pee Wee Herman
And now Don Henley

and of course, the spokesman for faggots worldwide, earl scruggs.


Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-19 13:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

if i ever post again, thats what it will be about.


and it doesn't suprise me, henley hanging out with scruggs all the time.. those lousy fucks.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-19 13:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bosh-

Henley said Scruggs is Bosher than you and could kick your ass any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Scruggs was spotted over at Henley's partying like a mofo.



I think you need to step in here and set some things straight. The Bosh man pimp slaps Don Henley and makes him cry. Or something like that.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i believe don henley is an asshole

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


"I believe in Don Henley's afro???"



Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This makes me giggle.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck the eagles!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rolla? there is a place called Rolla??

Oh well

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh great. Now I've got "What Is Love" stuck in my head.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Possibly. My aunt is somewhat of a tart.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I probably had the hots for her in grade school.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My aunt lives in Rolla. She keeps inviting me down.

I refuse to go.

And no one can make me.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*our

It's like I'm from Rolla, or something.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sounds about right for Rolla.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We made fun of her son and she threatened to cut are heads off. This was in Rolla.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I would pay that guy $50 to mow my neighbor's lawn. That'd be funny.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If I get *that* song stuck in my head today, I'll just...um...I don't know, but heads are gonna roll, as the lady down the street used to say when I was a kid.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I have no idea what I just viewed but it raised a grin.


Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer.

Homer: It is?

Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers.

Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire