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Rating: 0.07 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Zoobie2000 (View user info) at 2007-10-19 22:34:50 EDT


Toast made from brown bread with smooth peanut butter and apricot jam.

Wiping crumbs onto the floor.

The way she complains of my breath in the morning, still reeking of lager.

Tidying my desk, pens in one place, post-its in another.

Waking up in the week at half past six, then realising over an hour left in bed.

Clouds at sunset the way they are red then grey.

Seagulls catching chips that I have thrown into the air.

Walking in the mountains.

Snow.

Trying to catch a frisbee on the beach on a hot day.

Diving under a wave only to come up for air and another hits me in the face.



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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-10-21 21:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-10-20 14:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You left off flogging the dolphin

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And cheap beer.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-21 20:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like shoes and kittens.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-20 16:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-10-20 14:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You left off flogging the dolphin

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-20 14:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

me too

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-20 04:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You don't seem to like much, but I can relate.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-20 03:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This is how you do it:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98794

Caveat: Might make you think I'm gay.

Disclaimer: I'm not gay.

Disclaimer 2: Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Epiphany: Tonight, I have discovered that Newcastle Brown Ale is very good beer.





Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-20 02:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

seeing what train wrecks other people are...no one is normal...everyone is fuckered.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-20 01:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Brush your teeth before bed, man.

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-10-20 01:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-19 22:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like...








bigbuttsandIcannotlie.
Youotherbrotherscan'tdeny.
Whenagirlwalksinwithanittybittywaist,
andaroundthinginyourface...


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You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring....

Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-10-20 00:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I like a lot of things, but not this.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-19 23:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I get it.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-19 22:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't even have to say it.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-19 22:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-19 22:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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bigbuttsandIcannotlie.
Youotherbrotherscan'tdeny.
Whenagirlwalksinwithanittybittywaist,
andaroundthinginyourface...


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