Michael Bay eats his own feces. Dont watch his movies. (657 hits)
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Submitted by Respek! (View user info) at 2007-10-21 09:27:58 EDT
movie makers really do pander to the lowest form of humans out there. I just watched transformers the movie, and now I swear a vendetta against humanity. Im going to go out to the hardware store tomorrow morning to procure a pickaxe, then im going to walk outside the store and start swinging it at people. If I can force a pickaxe into the cerbral system of just one person, I know my life will have meaning.
if I was in charge of that cube, instead of that pseudo-cool wannabe Shia McDouchoef, I'd use it to do the world a favor and wipe out mankind. Remember extinction is peace, so kill your friends.
fuck Michael bay, and the writers who plopped out that wad of feces, which I'm sure michael bay ate for his sumptuous din din. What an ass touching poop dumpster.
Warning picture of McDoucheof below:
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-10-23 00:29:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-21 23:28:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:42:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-21 13:00:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-10-21 12:39:51 EDT (#)
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See, you did the opposite of what I did.
I went to the theater KNOWING there would be horrible acting and a fuck all plot.
I just wanted big robots smashing shit up, and that's what I got.
How did you expect anything else? You HAVE seen the original show, right?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-22 16:09:30 EDT (#)
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Forgot to -2 this earlier.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-22 15:20:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.efilmcritic.com/review?movie=15538&reviewer=413
Michael Bay as a sociopathic filmaker...
much better read than yours
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-22 07:18:26 EDT (#)
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DangerRanger - looks interesting. Will have a gleg at it all later with a cup of tea.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-22 06:16:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-21 14:24:53 EDT (#)
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I buy my kids dvds of stuff I watched as a kid. Quality stuff like Danger Mouse, Count Duckula, Willo The Wisp. Modern kids TV is moronic and has no imaginagion. I can't stand any of it. Bring back Batfink.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87055
done and done.
fuck off respek, fuck off more than eddie jones.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-22 05:57:44 EDT (#)
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Megan Fox is a hotty. Makes watching reruns of Hope and Faith worthwhile.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-22 05:25:54 EDT (#)
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But Megan Fox totally made it all worthwhile.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 03:58:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-21 23:28:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:42:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-21 13:00:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-10-21 12:39:51 EDT (#)
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See, you did the opposite of what I did.
I went to the theater KNOWING there would be horrible acting and a fuck all plot.
I just wanted big robots smashing shit up, and that's what I got.
How did you expect anything else? You HAVE seen the original show, right?
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-21 18:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-21 13:00:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-10-21 12:39:51 EDT (#)
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See, you did the opposite of what I did.
I went to the theater KNOWING there would be horrible acting and a fuck all plot.
I just wanted big robots smashing shit up, and that's what I got.
How did you expect anything else? You HAVE seen the original show, right?
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-10-21 17:49:14 EDT (#)
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Fuckin' A, Micheal Bay is just fucking awful.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-21 17:46:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-21 17:46:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-21 16:02:11 EDT (#)
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Ahem..... just for future posts ... if you can manage to use a keyboard ... see that fucking key that has an arrow pointing upwards (A.K.A Shift), but, If yer really fuckin' thick just press down the caps lock key and................ Tah..Dah Yea get Upper Case letters
Ain't that an amazing invention......
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-21 14:24:53 EDT (#)
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I buy my kids dvds of stuff I watched as a kid. Quality stuff like Danger Mouse, Count Duckula, Willo The Wisp. Modern kids TV is moronic and has no imaginagion. I can't stand any of it. Bring back Batfink.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-10-21 14:10:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-21 13:49:06 EDT (#)
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Thats the guy from Even Stevens. If you have kids, you'll understand.
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I do, and I do. But hey, Even Stevens was better than 90% of the other dreck the kids watched.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-21 13:49:06 EDT (#)
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Thats the guy from Even Stevens. If you have kids, you'll understand.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-21 13:01:59 EDT (#)
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"If I can force a pickaxe into the cerbral system of just one person, I know my life will have meaning."
"I'd use it to do the world a favor and wipe out mankind. Remember extinction is peace, so kill your friends."
****
I don't go to movies and have no idea who Michael Whozitts is, but the
above lines were funny.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-21 13:00:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-10-21 12:39:51 EDT (#)
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See, you did the opposite of what I did.
I went to the theater KNOWING there would be horrible acting and a fuck all plot.
I just wanted big robots smashing shit up, and that's what I got.
How did you expect anything else? You HAVE seen the original show, right?
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-10-21 12:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
See, you did the opposite of what I did.
I went to the theater KNOWING there would be horrible acting and a fuck all plot.
I just wanted big robots smashing shit up, and that's what I got.
How did you expect anything else? You HAVE seen the original show, right?
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-10-21 12:07:35 EDT (#)
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you'd be less bitter if you saw it in theater