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Breakfast in Bed..... (869 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.26 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Nazz Tea (View user info) at 2007-10-21 14:48:52 EDT


As she lay there sleeping, she had flitting dreams of someone trying to kiss her. She opens her eyes to find her boyfriend is kissing her. She moans quietly and returns the kisses, having their tongues dance.

They were both already naked from the night before. She could feel his hands roaming all over. Slowly fondling and squeezing her breasts, trailing his fingers slowly and teasingly down her side, towards her thighs. She gasps as she feels his fingers, inching there way down between her thighs. It's all too much for her to take, when he starts fingering her, gentle and slow at first, let her take in his fingers, and just enjoying the feel of inside her just for a moment.

She moans and begs for more, begs for him to start pumping her with those fingers, those long, deliciously enjoyable fingers. He starts to move in and out of her, slowly at first, but then more quickly, leaving her moaning and begging for just even more, just more to bring her to orgasm. She's so close, right on the brink, she asks for more, to bring her there. He starts to finger her even faster, putting three fingers inside her, pumping with all his might, till she screams in ecstasy and cums all over his hand. But he's still not done there and can tell by the look in her eyes, that neither is she.

He turns her over, so she's on her hands and knees, grabs hold of her breasts, one in each hand, and starts to fuck her from behind, bringing more moans and screams of pleasure. She can feel him deep inside her, so deep it hurts which just makes it all the better. He starts to go faster and faster, pulling himself out just far enough that just the head of his penis is inside, then slams the full length of his huge cock into her. He brings himself right to the brink of his orgasm.

He flips her over, pushes her onto the bed, straddles her face and starts to pump himself in and out of her mouth. He starts moaning of his own orgasm, while she moans at the feeling of him inside her mouth. Finally, he cums, letting out long, huge spurts into her mouth and down her throat. She laps and swallows every drop, savoring the taste of him. As his orgasm finally ebbs away, he collapses next to her, takes her in his arms, and they lay there, enjoying the feel of being close to each other.

Not your average breakfast in bed, ......... but it'll do.





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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-22 23:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

needs a better pic for a +2

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-22 20:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-22 17:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

been there, done that

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-22 15:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-22 14:47:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha Brdn got his correction wrong. Don't you mean their?

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Probably not.

Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-22 14:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Maybe I should rethink just having a coffee and a cigarette for breakfast.

It wasn't bad, except for a few typos earlier mentioned that broke up the pace.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha Brdn got his correction wrong. Don't you mean their?


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

my favorite kind of breakfast but.... there is a difference between there - thier- and they're

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 03:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

there were enough typoes in this to detract from the story.

still not bad

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-10-21 23:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I fucking laughed.

Submitted by rosemadder (user info) at 2007-10-21 23:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-21 12:26:07 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And I think I'm spoiled if I have a boiled egg and some toast cut into soldiers.
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I had to look up "toast soldiers". How cute. Americans are boring in every way, we don't say things like that. In fact, if you get toast soldiers in bed, I would agree that you are spoiled. Who needs a cumshot?

Submitted by Adaman (user info) at 2007-10-21 22:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow. nice.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-10-21 18:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

because I had that for breakfast sunday morning.

déjà-fuck.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-21 17:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-10-21 16:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

this isn't eroticstories dot come.

but that wasn't badly written.

Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-10-21 15:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i could do with some of that

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-21 15:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And I think I'm spoiled if I have a boiled egg and some toast cut into soldiers.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-21 15:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*breakfast

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-21 15:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Regards..... To The blonde bombshell below!!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-21 14:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hi kitten.
This is the best kind of nreakfast in bed.
Mmmmm I'm hungry.


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