Wet Dream, Or Succubus? (416 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.16 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Pillowcase (View user info) at 2007-10-21 18:51:58 EDT
One Night I Had Smoked A Little Dope. Of Course Most Of Us Tried Smoking Dope To Fall Asleep Right?
Anyways, As I Was Being High On Weed I Was Talking To My Friend On Yahoo, And He was Talking About
Fisting This Chick That He Layed The Night Before. So As I Was Trying To Fall Asleep That Night
I Didn't Even Think About What My Friend Had Said, I Guess It Was My Subconsciencous That Kicked In As I Fell Asleep, Then I Found Myself In Dream Land. I Guess I Was In A Crappy Hotel Room
(Most Likely One Of Those Hotels That You Find Every So Often On A Highway, And Don't Pretend You Don't Know What I'm Talking About)
And There was This Fine Ass Hot Woman With A Nice Ass, Then I Started Getting Intimate With Her And I Started The Heavy Petting Part Of Intercourse, So I Got Her Wet. Like So MUCH!
So I Started Fingering Her (As My Friend Was Talking About)
First One Finger Went In, Then She Became Very Loose, Then Two Fingers, Then As Soon As I Noticed.
I Had Put All Five Of My Fingers In Her Vagina. She was Moaning Like A Wilderbeast. Then I Don't Know How I Got A Sharp Pain In My Lower Back. And Suddenly I Woke Up And Found My Fist Up My Ass.
So I Screamed And At First I Thought That Someone Else Had Put It Up My Ass But It Was Actually My Own Hand That Have Went Up There....
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-24 15:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-23 19:25:08 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You post on here, you've got nothing at all to say.
You think your cool, but we all know your ghey.
You don't spell check
You don't proof read.
You post your crap up here for the world to see...
But theirs nothing we can do.
cept give you a -2!
cept give you a -2!
Don't take it personally,
but -2 die
Don't get all teary,
your post makes baby jebus cry
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Your post screams out "help me"
I'm not that bright
I'm sure you're smarter then this
but capitlize your "I"'s
But theirs nothing we can do.....
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Fetish says "har har peener"
Mickginny says "kill yourself"
Bart leaves a no comment
hm hm hm hm rhymes with "peener"
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Post something Funny,
Not plagerized
If you Cut and paste e-mails
God kills a baby bunny.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Don't you dare post poo,
like you just did
Wait till you have something to say,
to earn a +2.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!
CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-22 00:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Neat Oh Man, You Should Copyright Using A Capital Letter For Every Word In A Sentence. This Typing Takes Me Forever.
I Hayte You.
put down teh oreo craickers and stop maiking teh saix.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-10-21 23:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's AIDS.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-10-21 23:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-21 23:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-21 22:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I got to "Anyways" and puked.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-10-21 21:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-10-21 19:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AWESOME.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-10-21 19:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If this post's body was the title of a book, I'd buy it.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-21 19:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you are a misunderstood genius
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-21 19:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No posts per day.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-10-21 19:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, GO ALL OUT MAN, THIS TERRORIST BULLSHIT IS UNACCEPTABLE. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-21 19:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This Sucked As Writing And Was Practically Unreadable To Boot. Guess Why.