GRUEBERFEST 07 - The Final 3 (920 hits)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2007-10-22 02:05:37 EDT
"I don't believe in evil, I believe only in horror. In nature there is no evil, only an abundance of horror: the plagues and the blights and the ants and the maggots." - Isak Dinesen
... and we have come to the FINAL 3 here in our GRUEBERFEST 07 competition. To make matters run more smoothly and fair, I will be giving each of the three finalists a choice of 4 titles to choose from. One of these individuals shall be this year's winner!!!
BIG MIKE - your choices in titles are...
"The Truthless"
"Voodoo Army"
"Crossing My River Styx"
"Beyond This Coffin"
BALLARE - your choices in titles are...
"The Funeral Dinner"
"Girl's Got A Face Like Murder"
"Second Hand Innocence"
"Genesis Ignition"
WRITE-OF-WAY - your choices in titles are...
"Another Flesh"
"Mirror No Longer Reflects"
"A Flooding Red Loss"
"The God Awful Road"
It's Monday the 22nd. FINAL ROUND stories are DUE by THURSDAY the 25th at 11:59pm EST!!! Voting ends on Sunday the 20th and 11:59pm EST, with the WRAP UP post Monday morning the 29th. READ, RATE & REVIEW!!!
The winner will receive a box of Horror/Halloween themed goodies from me, as well as have the opportunity to violate EmissionImpossible however they see fit. I want to thank everyone who has participated so far, it's been great! Now let's see what these FINAL 3 can come up with for us...
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:11:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2007-10-24 05:59:41 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/112667
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-24 05:40:04 EDT (#)
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Oh am I out of this now? I thought my first forfeit-post would boost my ass but Thorny wanted that forfeit so much more, I congratulate him.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-24 01:57:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-22 18:42:05 EDT (#)
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I volunteer to host this next year.
Not so fast Olive Oyl. The winner of this year's contest should get to do that.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-24 01:27:34 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/112666
My entry. Ends in 666, mad coincidence or not?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-23 02:41:18 EDT (#)
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That's a good final.
Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2007-10-22 21:06:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-22 18:42:05 EDT (#)
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I volunteer to host this next year.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 15:15:23 EDT (#)
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Oh, you mean (S)...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-22 14:52:14 EDT (#)
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scourage says hi
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:56:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-22 11:51:27 EDT (#)
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Kaos, you'd drink Katy's bath water.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:32:48 EDT (#)
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Ewww, you filthy lil' slore.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:31:42 EDT (#)
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as soon as i start showering i'll let you know.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:28:58 EDT (#)
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Yeah Katy, speaking of "Videos"...
I would prefer it if you were in the shower this time around.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:27:25 EDT (#)
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or that giant centipede vs mouse category.
skin crawling now...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:26:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:23:39 EDT (#)
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"I don't believe in evil, I believe only in horror. In nature there is no evil, only an abundance of horror: the plagues and the blights and the ants and the maggots." - Isak Dinesen
This reminded me of something I saw on Discovery Health the other day where they pulled a maggot out of a womans head.
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videos of tape worm infestations are even grosser.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:25:24 EDT (#)
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I hate it when bugs get all infesty in my mind-meats...
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:23:39 EDT (#)
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"I don't believe in evil, I believe only in horror. In nature there is no evil, only an abundance of horror: the plagues and the blights and the ants and the maggots." - Isak Dinesen
This reminded me of something I saw on Discovery Health the other day where they pulled a maggot out of a womans head.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:22:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:16:30 EDT (#)
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Damn... now I'm thinkin' about Sherri Moon Zombie.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:20:32 EDT (#)
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http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r192/guitarplayermg/SheriMoonZombie1148908480.jpg
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:19:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:12:28 EDT (#)
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I bet if Forensic and BigMike had a kid, that child would be the Anti-Christ...
More likely a cross between skeletor and a sasquatch.......
A sasquetor. :)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:16:30 EDT (#)
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Damn... now I'm thinkin' about Sherri Moon Zombie.
Yum.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:16:05 EDT (#)
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FG is my momma
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:14:29 EDT (#)
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Well, it always has been a dream of mine to birth the Anti-Christ.
I kept writing to Rob Zombie, asking him for some seed.
He turned me into the FBI.
:`(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:12:28 EDT (#)
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I bet if Forensic and BigMike had a kid, that child would be the Anti-Christ...
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:05:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:02:43 EDT (#)
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Big Mike's head photoshoped on the picture....bwahahahaha!
That'll be my X-mas cards this year. Hehehehehe
I'm dead sexy.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Big Mike's head photoshoped on the picture....bwahahahaha!
That'll be my X-mas cards this year. Hehehehehe
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:46:43 EDT (#)
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You do realise my dads not an old Army Sergeant?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:43:40 EDT (#)
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"It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Impossible, Sir."
"Yea aren't one o' me son's bleedin' boyfriend, are yea?"
"Ummm... no, Sir."
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bigmike is such a tease....but i like it ;)
Oh Katy I thought that was a big 'jelly' donut :(
and KK you really scare me, i would never intoroduce you to my family, mainly because of the frightening conversations that would take place between you and my dad.
*shudder*
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:36:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:33:37 EDT (#)
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donut :(
stop focusing on my hole em.
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Honey, you have NO idea...
Ima gonna get them pics one day - you just wait.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:34:37 EDT (#)
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You've got me laughing here......
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:33:37 EDT (#)
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donut :(
stop focusing on my hole em.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:33:09 EDT (#)
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BIGMIKE FTW!!!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:32:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:24:28 EDT (#)
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Hey since when where there no women in this competition.........I dont want no man love
Yes you do. I've seen your camwhore. :)
You'll get none from me however.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:29:12 EDT (#)
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Emission - - You will take your violation like a MAN. You will be thrown around like a defiant step-child, beaten into submission and then taken. Perhaps your glistening tears will be used by your assailant upon your quivering, swollen red...
... HAHAHA!!! I can't even finish this.
Emission, prepare to write your OWN 1st person account of RapeMadness.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:26:28 EDT (#)
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heh Katy is such a donut.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:24:28 EDT (#)
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Hey since when where there no women in this competition.........I dont want no man love
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:23:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:18:39 EDT (#)
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so are there two more rounds then or one?
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*sigh* Katy...
There is ONE more, FINAL and set 3-WAY round.
BigMike VS Ballare VS Write-Of-Way
All THREE must post by Thursday night at 11:59pm EST, and a GRAND WINNER will be announced on Monday.
Now send me sum o' that redhead amateur stuff. Or your own "personal" photos...
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5468
get out your FUCKING CHECKBOOK
NSFW language
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 01:24:47 CDT (#)
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Just so he knows, if BigMike wins this, I'ma photoshop his face onto this chick for the wrap-up...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....that just sealed my vote.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:19:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:08:58 EDT (#)
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Who is this write of way? Amazing writing... Looking forward to this round!
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I FUCKING KNOW!!!
His work has proved astounding. He's either an alter or a fly-under-the-radar individual.
If he wins this, I'll get to the bottom of the mystery...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:18:39 EDT (#)
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so are there two more rounds then or one?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:17:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:07:34 EDT (#)
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Those poor bastards, having to work with such shitty titles. Guess it makes it more of a challenge.
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Oh, don't make me butcher you... again.
We all know how you love your vague titles that are nothing but a singular noun.
Honey, that's um, well... boring. And not very interseting for a Horror Writing Contest.
You're just mad that I won't let you forfeit again Shlongy again...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:08:58 EDT (#)
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Who is this write of way? Amazing writing... Looking forward to this round!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:07:34 EDT (#)
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Those poor bastards, having to work with such shitty titles. Guess it makes it more of a challenge.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:01:41 EDT (#)
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Young Man - "You were my first"
Old Lady - "You were my, oh... 3000th something."
Young Man - "Oh. *mumbles* (I should of worn a condom)"
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:57:14 EDT (#)
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My name is J.P. I am a robot. I have a robot vagina
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:55:41 EDT (#)
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"..how many people did you tell?"
"I don't know ..13? I didn't know it was a big secret"
"Oh no you're right, i'm sure your mom would really appreciate it"
"my bad.."
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:50:16 EDT (#)
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BIG MIKE - - I purposely gave you titles that were difficult to relate to a serial killer. HAHAHAhahahahaaaaa... *choke*
You underestimate me. The fact is, I have an idea that is somewhat related to serial killing but I think I might go in a different direction here.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:51:16 EDT (#)
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ALSO...
"Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary."
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:51:01 EDT (#)
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IM THE PRIZE GUYS!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:50:16 EDT (#)
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BIG MIKE - - I purposely gave you titles that were difficult to relate to a serial killer. HAHAHAhahahahaaaaa... *choke*
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:21:58 EDT (#)
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BigMike - - Awww, what's the matter old man? Doncha' wanna be a pretty princess for a day??? *vomit*
Dear friggin lord.
By the way, I don't think my titles are that great but, there is one I can work with I think. Either way it's been fun writing for this. Looking forward to reading the other entries.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:47:26 EDT (#)
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Hey guys! I need a quick gigolo fix. What do you say?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:47:24 EDT (#)
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"I once gave Charlie Chaplan a handjob."
"No way! Was he silent???"
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:47:20 EDT (#)
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"..so I can talk to other racecar beds"
hahahah oh man
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:46:42 EDT (#)
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agreed
"Yea, but its a fuckin sweet car. My roomates were thinkin about getting me some rims for it, maybe a cb radio"
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:43:29 EDT (#)
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<one of the more under appreciated movies>
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:42:38 EDT (#)
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I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:42:10 EDT (#)
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hahahhaha
"cool! i hope its a naked guy with a boner!"
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:40:42 EDT (#)
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High score, what does that mean? Did I break it???
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:36:18 EDT (#)
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its for you.. i think its the devil
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:25:46 EDT (#)
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What's that ringing? Do I have a tumor?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:21:58 EDT (#)
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Orphelia - - Thanks, dear. Most of those title are variations on song titles in my iTunes. We really do have 3 incredible authors here at the end.
Muddy BAMF - - That's true, kid! ("Grandma's Boy" reference)
BigMike - - Awww, what's the matter old man? Doncha' wanna be a pretty princess for a day??? *vomit*
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 02:24:47 EDT (#)
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Just so he knows, if BigMike wins this, I'ma photoshop his face onto this chick for the wrap-up...
Jeez, do you really want to do that?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:04:06 EDT (#)
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#1 Lie
#2 Truth
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-22 07:22:16 EDT (#)
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Congratulatons to all the final three.
I really enjoyed this contest.
May the best person win.
Kaos - some of those titles rock!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 03:44:53 EDT (#)
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i have read all of *one* of these entries, and it was orgasmatron's WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back whenever you had only done your first seventeen posts for the first round.
still, promoting what i am going to guess has been quality content is worth SOMETHING.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 02:24:47 EDT (#)
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Just so he knows, if BigMike wins this, I'ma photoshop his face onto this chick for the wrap-up...