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Names (451 hits)

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Rating: -0.44 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sock. (View user info) at 2007-10-22 02:15:18 EDT


As to who you are,
you'll have to see.
The tides come go,
change, and grow,
tumble,
but they're always there.
And your face may change,
you may hold firm or stumble fast.
But here you are stooped like an old dog or
tall like a marine.

The seasons fade and blend,
the can fills with
pages of the year,
you are grey and
you're holding your back
and only one thing
has stayed the same.

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-22 14:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker

The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart

Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker


Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

you hear that?

Bears.

Now you're jeopardizing the whole office.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The answer is "Yes, I have a name for my penis." It's called the Octagon. I've also named my testicles: the right one is James Westfal and the left is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You play your cards right and you have a chance at meetin' the whole gang.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 03:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-22 02:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

When it comes to names, marine is interchangeable with idiot.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 02:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


280 days ago since your last review, huh?

And you returned to post this???

okay...




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