Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. Hatemadness: Brdn_Nkd (or)...
  2. There Is No Point to This ...
  3. Haikus - Contest
  4. Equality of the Sexes? Not...
  5. seen on Uber on google chr...
  6. The Brilliant Adventures o...
  7. Balls found inside 'rattli...
  8. Michael Jackson Caption-O-...
  9. BREAKING NEWS!!! Sarah Pal...
  10. Spam From My Inbox, Part 1
more...
Most Heated
  1. The Babes of Code Pink! (78 heat)
  2. Todd Palin is the Zodiac K... (50 heat)
  3. HATEMADNESS: ROUND 1....Ge... (47 heat)
  4. Haikus - Contest (43 heat)
  5. Equality of the Sexes? Not... (43 heat)
  6. TToM TV: Pilot Episode (30 heat)
  7. Hatemadness: apollo88 (29 heat)
  8. Sick days wasted actually ... (27 heat)
  9. Ubersite Sickens Me (25 heat)
  10. SPT - Five Questions for K... (23 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1135961 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (691403 hits)
  3. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (383816 hits)
  4. How To Pick Up Chicks (322963 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (299257 hits)
  6. Knockoff porn movie titles (297159 hits)
  7. My J-Date Misadventure (284373 hits)
  8. Licking A Bum's Ass (246909 hits)
  9. Badass Australian Cows (245336 hits)
  10. Totally Useless Facts (229034 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1442376 hits)
  2. Stanley Moore (1429100 hits)
  3. JMG114 (1367959 hits)
  4. Razor (1350371 hits)
  5. MickGinny (1274323 hits)
  6. loki (1052268 hits)
  7. Jonukah (961214 hits)
  8. weeeeep (914732 hits)
  9. Kaos-King (873249 hits)
  10. Ubersite needs me! (865490 hits)
  11. Asian Men Love Me (864670 hits)
  12. SHOW ME THE PROOF! (864425 hits)
  13. Tom (825688 hits)
  14. Sideburns, MUHFUCKA (794871 hits)
  15. apollo88 (751757 hits)
  16. oy vey (747514 hits)
  17. Sorrell (736306 hits)
  18. T+I+G+E+R L+I+L+L+Y (735859 hits)
  19. Satan is my Motor (682973 hits)
  20. HIDDEN101 (675330 hits)
  21. RON PAUL 2008! (674425 hits)
  22. Sock Penis™ (665625 hits)
  23. Phil Phone (629282 hits)
  24. Stabkill (626714 hits)
  25. T to the ToM (615759 hits)
  26. iddqd (609949 hits)
  27. kaos-king (596998 hits)
  28. ♥ (575189 hits)
  29. O (571989 hits)
  30. comicbookguy (569467 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

Names (347 hits)

Category: None

Rating: -0.44 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by Sock. (View user info) at 2007-10-22 02:15:18 EDT


As to who you are,
you'll have to see.
The tides come go,
change, and grow,
tumble,
but they're always there.
And your face may change,
you may hold firm or stumble fast.
But here you are stooped like an old dog or
tall like a marine.

The seasons fade and blend,
the can fills with
pages of the year,
you are grey and
you're holding your back
and only one thing
has stayed the same.

Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-22 14:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker

The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart

Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker


Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

you hear that?

Bears.

Now you're jeopardizing the whole office.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The answer is "Yes, I have a name for my penis." It's called the Octagon. I've also named my testicles: the right one is James Westfal and the left is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You play your cards right and you have a chance at meetin' the whole gang.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-22 10:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 03:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-22 02:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

When it comes to names, marine is interchangeable with idiot.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 02:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


280 days ago since your last review, huh?

And you returned to post this???

okay...




We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those
"Police Academy" movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughin',
did you?

-- Homer Simpson
Marge Be Not Proud