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Submitted by mr. boom boom love you long time (View user info) at 2007-10-22 12:21:04 EDT
what the hell is wrong with you bunch of goddamned mongoloids?
i try and tell...and you don't listen
i try and show...and you don't see
i try and give...and you don't take
i try and I TRY AND I MOTHERFUCKING TRY AGAIN AND WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN?
NOTHING. (Man I wish I could put that 'NOTHING' in like a 72 font. just to make the point.)
FUCKALL.
JACKSHIT.
SQUAT.
All the whimpering and whining and defensiveness and whining and fucking whining with a little side dish of you're a fucking pussy on the side.
The people who are frequenting this place lately make OathMeal look like a well adjusted and likable guy.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHSSGYUlck/lj
First, here are some helpful hints for some of you:
kaos-king: grow the fuck up. you're thirty years old, and you act like a goddamn college freshmen. i saw something where you turned down being in a contest because of all you have to do and added this 'oh and good luck, running an uber contest can be a bitch'. WTF? are you serious you fucking wastrel? those two comments in conjunction with one another lead me to believe you are probably the laziest sack of shit this side of FUCKING ANYWHERE...Then there is all the disgusting flirting you do around here. C'mon man. I just picture your face when I read those things you drop and it seriously turns into an 'innie'. Enough. Another thing, drop that fucking creepy Lisa thing you have going on. That's an order.
ChaosJester: if you say anything about being a SAD GHEY HAPPY CRYING FAGGOT DANCING HUGGY BEAR PANDA ever again I'll be forced to kill a fucking puppy. I'm serious. I'll go to my local APL, pick out a few of the cutest puppies they have, and just twist their fucking heads off of their bodies. And it'll be all your fault you fucking bald goth 'panda'. Another thing, I had to quit going to your posts because of all the goddamn whinging and pissing and moaning you did whenever anybody gave you less than an e-blowjob in the reviews. I asked you to quit doing that...and have you complied? OH NO! I drop by to see what you had offered up this morning. And it was garbage. And I told you so. And you whined. Do I need to just go ahead and give you a bunch of -2s so you can realize that those ratings mean just about as much as the 'serious critiques' on this site, i.e. nothing...?
MudWhistle: You have a very small penis.
(i just realized that you're all a bunch of compound name people. someone should do a study to see if there is some sort of connection there. some kind of inadequacy issue coupled with violent molestation at the hands of a parent or something.)
I...I just hate you all so very, very much. I find faults with each and every one of you. I have judged you, and found you wanting
You know what? I don't need to say all of this to you people.
YOU NEED TO SAY IT TO YOURSELVES.
*breathes deeply*
*counts to ten*
*exhales*
Well, I've had enough. As a premier member of this site I got out my Uber-Phone™ (specially issued to only the MOST elite users) and set up a call between me, MudWhistle and Bart on the super secret Uber hotline. Bart picked up immediately, probably after seeing my number on the Caller I.D., and asked how he could serve me better today.
We outlined our problem, i.e. all of you, to Bart and he decided to let us, along with a few of our trusted advisors, clean house.
This is a plan with a few steps, so many of you will have trouble following along to the end. For those people, I have included the following default review which you may choose to employ to demonstrate your wittiness and showcase what an obvious hip dude or chick you are:
scourge/MudWhistle, i hate you because you are of an opposing viewpoint on some random topic that i like to bitch about on ubersite. i feel that reiterating MY point over and over again should have long since taught you the error of your ways, but alas, you are the single dumbest being i have ever had the misfortune to share a planet with. you smell like cheese. you are a republican. you are a democrat. you are some third party candidate. you vote. i am very incredibly intelligent while you, scourge/MudWhistle, are a brainless imbecile. you don't vote. you are fat and skinny and tall and short and you have a big or small head. in addition, you prefer to have sexual intercourse with members of the same sex as yourself, BUT...AHA, you are also impotent. you are a jew, wetback, nigger, camel jockey. i can benchpress more than you. i can run faster/farther/more like a girl than you. i make more money than you. i have a bigger penis than you. my car is nicer than yours. my house is nicer than yours. i spend the equivalent of your salary on tips to my garbage man, who, by the way, drives a solid gold garbage truck. I had sex with your wife. i had sex with your kids. i had sex with you. Etc. etc, and so on and so forth.
Now, for those who weren't aborted, on to that plan:
1.) The 'Too Many Morons' Clause
This one is simple. There are too many of you. Yes, you. In committee, we decided that a simple democratic vote is the best way to deal with this problem. A lot of you offer similar, and equally worthless, things to our site. How many people really need to say something needs more rape, or that they'll fly me out to their house to fight them, or that they want to show me their hole? Not 30 odd thousand, that's for sure.
Here are a few of the early cases that you guys need to vote on. Remember, one stays, the other hits the fucking bricks.
a.) Creepy Old Guy: shandythedog OR Shlongy
b.) One Brit: Just choose one. They're all basically the same anyway, one of them will just have to log a few more hours when the rest leave is all. Except EmissionImpossible can stay. He entertains us.
c.) Broads: They can all stay. As long as they aren't fat.
d.) Sexually Ambiguous Handsome Guy: Caulaincourt OR Kaelic
e.) Just Fucking Leave Already.
f.) All the Australians can stay. You people fucking amuse me greatly.
That's all I can be bothered to think of right now, but feel free to offer more up in the reviews and we'll take a look at their validity. (haha, I'm not telling the truth about that last bit.)
2.) The 'Waaaah, Waaaah, Waaah Poor Content, -2 DIE' Clause
This one was just a unilateral decision on the committee's part. If you don't like it you probably already got voted off under Clause 1 as seen above, so who really gives a shit what you think anyway, buckaroo?
The decision to remove posts from the front page once the rating dropped below a certain point was - let's face the facts here folks - a pretty fucking shitty one. The people who post this fucking swill deserve every bit of bile and venom that we can muster up to throw at them, and this little bit of coding just took that away. Seriously, Bart, WTF?
If we can't beat our chests and show these people how awesome we are when we insult them, incidences of workplace violence are only going to go up. Not that I care so much about that...it makes for good reading in the news while I take a dump or have my morning coffee. It's just the whole 'You're stifling my ability to do whatever the fuck it is I feel like doing at that exact second in time' thing, you know?
So I told him to get that sorted.
Look for that change to be coming soon.
You're welcome.
3.) The 'Be More Like Me' Clause
This one shouldn't need to be explained.
BE.
MORE.
LIKE.
ME.
It's pretty fucking simple.
4.) The 'People's Site' Clause
As an active, attractive, hyper-intelligent couple of badasses, the committee couldn't really be bothered to keep coming up with ways to take care of you, so please offer any and all suggestions to one of my many nude assistants in the reviews and we'll look into incorporating them into the master plan. For trues.
That about wraps this whole thing up, I guess.
Oh... one small point I overlooked.
Please be sure to rate this with a +2 or higher or we will both be going to your last post to -2 it. Because uber as a whole needs to learn to care less about ratings. Losers.
Anyway...I'm off to get some lunch here soon. I'll drive there in my car that's better than yours. Should I go to my house that is better than yours, or go spend a few grand at some classy joint that you could never even afford a glass of water at? Guess I'll stroke my massive, porn star sized cock while I decide what to do on THAT front. Maybe admire my abs in the mirror while fondling.
Mmmmmmm...
User Reviews
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-06 19:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I was going to -2 this, but it was just too awesome. The king of hate posts :P
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-06 19:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i love retal -2s. especially on a post that spawned more retal -2s than i care to count. muddy and i probably hit 100 people from this thing. this just begged for bart to ban us.
anyway.
retal rating.
makes my nipples hard.
the answer to your question, red, is: far too many.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-06 19:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW MANY REVIEWS?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-06 19:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 :D
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-06 19:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU WHAT?
all brits are the same?
that's like me saying americans are the same as canadians
oh
wait
ho ho
Submitted by brownboybilly (user info) at 2008-01-06 18:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
God your angry. And I bet you sit up all night on the web. Cos you're a loser.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-03 17:36:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-03 14:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what posts were used?
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I hate talking on my own post.
I recording these when I started, but quit after the first seven.
Submitted by RecoveringSoul (user info) at 2007-12-01 21:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
jail has the internet?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-30 22:57:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm almost ashamed to say that I didn't know you had a kid. How old?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-29 12:31:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm gonna stomp you in the baby nuts
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...Where's the fun scourge I knew that set up conference call shennanigans?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-14 13:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-14 11:42:36 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me laugh an unreasonable amount below.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-14 11:41:55 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-13 17:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
scourge is a bear fucker
pass it on
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Made me laugh an unreasonable amount too
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-14 13:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not The Boss below.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-14 12:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks you for doing your part in 'passing it on'
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-14 12:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me laugh an unreasonable amount below.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-14 12:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-13 17:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
scourge is a bear fucker
pass it on
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-14 11:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
waiting patiently, sir.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-09 15:57:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
QUIT BEING STUPID!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-09 15:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
quit being whiny
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112251#2560562
SO WHERE'S THE REVOLUTION YOU PROMISED, YOU USELESS BUMHUGGERS? YOU USE YOUR NEW "MAD SKILL POWERS" TO BAN CRYSTLE AND BRDN_NKD AND THAT'S IT? ARE YOU BOTH RETARDED?
No, I know you're not and that it was almost certainly 100% shenanigans anyway. But you can't get a girl's hopes up like that and not get yelled at.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-05 23:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
EAT A DICK YOU SILLY ASS RANGER. I WILL DO AS I PLEASE. AND YES, THIS PLACE HAS GOTTEN SOOOOO DEAD THAT I HAVE RESORTED TO POSTING THE SAME DAMNED REVIEW 309 FUCKING TIMES. I LOVE YOU BUT NOT LIKE YOU THINK.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-31 15:30:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:22:51 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-30 13:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart was doing a social experiment for the past 8 months. He has proved that it is entirely possible to live off of the crumbs you retards feed him through the message board. I wish I could evacuate myself from this endless stampede of sub-humans (read: why do I keep coming back?).
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YOU NEVER LEFT, WTF DO YOU MEAN 'COMING BACK'? USING ONE TRANSPARENT ALTER AFTER ANOTHER ISN'T THE SAME AS 'LEAVING.'
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okay, that was really funny, dude
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-26 19:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwww yeah
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2007-10-26 19:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2007-10-25 13:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Leave us camel jockeys out of this!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-25 13:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
well take all the precautions and make all the preparations you want, but the sox still have to win it, first.
Not that i see THAT posing a problem.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-25 13:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fine, fine, fine
you win. now for me to start looking for the most unflattering picture possible of manny ramirez in preparation. not that that will be hard as he is one ass ugly motherfucker
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-25 13:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ps i found it before i saw your little hint.
i am an amazing investamagory germalist.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-25 13:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111290#2511293
FUCK YEA!!!!!!
3 games to go buddy boy
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
okay, fine....carry on with the shenanigans on your own. just thought i'd join the fun.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Shenanigans? I really am banned and so is Crystle. this is so lame.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
christ, i don't even know whether to believe ME anymore.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
at least i assume this is shenanigans. right?
right?
HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYS
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
okay, fine....carry on with the shenanigans on your own. just thought i'd join the fun.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haHA iAM still here you two cob-stroking baguettes!!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy is going to be annoyed that you are pretending to be him, Captain. it will make him feel unclean. (though why just existing as himself doesn't already do that is something i can't explain.)
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i havent found it yet but im getting closer
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111125#2505269
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes. yes i am a cardinals fan.
BUT IF YOU CAN'T PROVE I SAID IT I DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW THROUGH. ha!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i thought it was you.. aren't you a cardinals fan?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unban my account, you cockjockeys.
Thank Christ Thorns was enough of a man for a change to let me borrow his account in the meantime.
Love,
Shlongy
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i never said that anywhere, boshman. i'm sure of it!
if you can prove it, and they do take it all, i would stick by my promise. whcih i didn't make.
ha.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you will be doomed to eternity if I can find the post where you said you'd do a sox tribute post if they won the world series.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-10-25 04:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Most see through shenaningans evar.
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O REALLY?
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-10-25 04:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Most see through shenaningans evar.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-24 17:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU havnte banged me yet fickle-stick. ha
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CHICAGO JUMBOCON
Lock up your sons and their nuts!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85294
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dillweeds Dillweeds Dillweeds Dillweeds Dillweeds Dillweeds Dillweeds Dillweeds Dillweeds
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:49:13 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks buddy.
Gettin into any bad habits lately?
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Nah, gettin' out of more than into actually. Uber's one of my few remaining nasty habits. :P
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Barry is Brdn_Nkd.
He now needs to borrow an alter to rate with, courtesy the power trip by Muddy and Scourge.
blarf. making me sick.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks buddy.
Gettin into any bad habits lately?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:44:12 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is Barry?
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T'was Brdn_Nkd. Not anymore though.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is Barry?
When pulling shennanigans at least have the goddamn common courtesy to give me a reach around.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
muddle whiz can eat my toll. I am sack of seeing you and Scarred play with each others vagaries. I vote you bode as Deutsche Bangs of the Yaer.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm warning you....
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
get off your high horse and let uber be uber!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
barry knew the rules and deliberately went against them...what would you have me do..let anarchy run free?
Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I Think I Just Suffered A Stroke........
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh come on, muddy. you are taking this thing too far.
I don't even mind that I got banned - I could see it as funny. But carrying out banning on others because of me?
so wrong. Even you should be able to see that.
Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thorns Would Love To Have To Get A Chance Of Getting A Chance That Has A Sort Of Change That Has A Get The Got Sort Of Thing
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey man...like I said, just relaying from Barry. I have no beefs with anyone on here and I don't want to be involved in this mess anymore.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
watch your step thorns....i'm serious
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
p.s. don't shoot me, i'm just the messenger. i've no qualms with either of you personally.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Message from Brdn_Nkd:
Dear Muddy and Scourge. You guys suck ass. Crystle and I didn't do ANYTHING to get banned. I think it's ridiculous that somehow the two of you are the new sherrifs but I'm sure bart has his reasons. either way fuck you guys.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you fucking serious? you fucking cock smokers. What'd i do? Did i offend your vaginaesque personalities? look sally and betty, douche the sand out of your vaginas, unban Crystle, leave me alone and return to whatever deviant homo sex games you usually like to play.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish that Shlongy still had HIS "power to ban".
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's fucking it...brdn is officially banned, I'm putting the paperwork through right now.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shut the fuck up, homo
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge, and Muddy, I have genuinely liked you guys in the past but now you two ass rangers have gone too far. While you two may have thought it funny to ban Crystle I think this "flex" display of power is just too much. why don't you go back to giving each other rimjobs instead of trying to break a site that is already broken. old users are leaving and new ones don't stay and here you guys go rampantly banning Crystle for what? She didn't even do anything. She could be, quite possibly, the most honest, wholseome user on the site and you shit on her as though she wanted to be part of your cleavland steamer parties. god you guys suck.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is McDonald's and you can suck my McBalls.
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If I wanted some McBalls I certainly wouldn't go for the Happy Meal sized version, Pappy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't tell me that some people BELIEVED this?
I guess it's possible. It IS Uber.
I've always said that Shlongy is one of around 5 people o this site that can dress themselves in the morning without ending up with shoes on the wrong feet or their pants on backwards.
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Jack wears his pants backwards for a reason.
Easy access.
BLARRRRFFFFF.Bauahauahauahauahahahahahahh et. al.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is McDonald's and you can suck my McBalls.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't tell me that some people BELIEVED this?
I guess it's possible. It IS Uber.
I've always said that Shlongy is one of around 5 people o this site that can dress themselves in the morning without ending up with shoes on the wrong feet or their pants on backwards.
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha at anyone below who thinks this horseshit is true.
That's like when McCallum had a hissy fit and posted he was leaving, and then posted again that his "houseguest" had made the post and not him (AND the reviews filled with shlongy insults)
I am constantly amazed at the low intelligence and high gullibility around here sometimes.
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HAHAHA.
Right.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't tell me that some people BELIEVED this?
I guess it's possible. It IS Uber.
I've always said that Shlongy is one of around 5 people o this site that can dress themselves in the morning without ending up with shoes on the wrong feet or their pants on backwards.
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Jack wears his pants backwards for a reason.
Easy access.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
carpet muncher below
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've borrowed an alter.
-Crystle
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't tell me that some people BELIEVED this?
I guess it's possible. It IS Uber.
I've always said that Shlongy is one of around 5 people o this site that can dress themselves in the morning without ending up with shoes on the wrong feet or their pants on backwards.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha at anyone below who thinks this horseshit is true.
That's like when McCallum had a hissy fit and posted he was leaving, and then posted again that his "houseguest" had made the post and not him (AND the reviews filled with shlongy insults)
I am constantly amazed at the low intelligence and high gullibility around here sometimes.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-24 09:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-10-24 02:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you get Bart to verify this?
===
Silence is complicity.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-24 07:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-10-24 02:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you get Bart to verify this?
--
If Scourge and Mudwhistle are given this kind of power you'll see a mass emmigration from Uber that will make the Exodus look like a Code Pink march.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-10-24 02:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you get Bart to verify this?
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And also, when I first came to this site, way, way back, I really hated Loren. She really was a huge, raging bitch to me for absolutely no reason. In fact, she was almost my sensai in learning to trade tear incuding blows over the internet. I think some of the worst shit I've ever said to someone I said to her, examples being, "You are an old, bitter hag who is going to die alone and unloved", etc. Harsh.
Loren, if you're still out there, Sorry ... I'm sure you won't die alone ... there will probably be some nurses there or something.
Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You post on here, you've got nothing at all to say.
You think your cool, but we all know your ghey.
You don't spell check
You don't proof read.
You post your crap up here for the world to see...
But theirs nothing we can do.
cept give you a -2!
cept give you a -2!
Don't take it personally,
but -2 die
Don't get all teary,
your post makes baby jebus cry
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Your post screams out "help me"
I'm not that bright
I'm sure you're smarter then this
but capitlize your "I"'s
But theirs nothing we can do.....
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Fetish says "har har peener"
Mickginny says "kill yourself"
Bart leaves a no comment
hm hm hm hm rhymes with "peener"
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Post something Funny,
Not plagerized
If you Cut and paste e-mails
God kills a baby bunny.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Don't you dare post poo,
like you just did
Wait till you have something to say,
to earn a +2.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!
CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny as hell.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah sponge!
i fucking laughed my mammaries off at that review below
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wooden suck your cock if I could asshole project into Agincourt's body and use his mouth. You are a parasitic excuse for a man, Sponge, and I have no respite for you at all.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
posting is an acquired taste.
i only do it about once a month. this way my faithful readers flock to it and all have a good time. it's like a really, really bad party.
you may stay
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2007-10-23 20:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm aussie, therefore I can stay?
More years of lurking to come. Fuck posting.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-23 16:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The cute and coquettish user formerly known as Crystle who was unceremoniously banned by the cornhole lickers known as scourge and mudwhistle says:
"Bart says that an unban form is NOT the same as Urbane's "form". BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-23 14:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#1 Lie...below
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-23 14:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, i AM very likable.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-10-23 13:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost like you as much as I like Shandy.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-23 12:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I told her. She muttered something about 'woman scorned' and 'hell to pay.'
Hmm.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-23 12:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
we put the unban form through already.
tell her to try again.
and to man up.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-23 12:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
chipped nail then?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-23 12:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crystle is in tears. I hope you're happy.
Ass Gremlins
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok im not 78 im 8 and 3/4
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We chicas in our early-to-mid twenties have to think about these things, you know. Our pert, firm young bodies can't be offered to just any degenerate, saggy old man.
Nah, sorry. I don't even know how old you are. And the "pert, firm young bodies" bit was an awful, degrading objectification. I TAKE IT BACK. I AM MORE THAN MY BODY.
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you give yourself too much credit.
besides, i'm not old...32 is not old and i'm fitter than i have been since 19
dammit
=====
Don't kid yourself. 32 is ancient.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, in dog years
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im 78
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, aside from the physical impossibilities of what you just said...I have been told that I have an old soul
but that's by mom and she has an affinity for me and prescription drugs
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
'OLD ON THE INSIDE.'
All this 'pert and firm' talk is more than my ancient heart can handle. I have to log off for a while.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, 32 isn't old. I'm 23. So you're 9 years older than I am, but no, you're not old. I actually thought you were older. Had I been asked to guess, I'd have guessed 40-ish... Maybe you're old on the inside.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We chicas in our early-to-mid twenties have to think about these things, you know. Our pert, firm young bodies can't be offered to just any degenerate, saggy old man.
Nah, sorry. I don't even know how old you are. And the "pert, firm young bodies" bit was an awful, degrading objectification. I TAKE IT BACK. I AM MORE THAN MY BODY.
========
you give yourself too much credit.
besides, i'm not old...32 is not old and i'm fitter than i have been since 19
dammit
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who spoke then?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We chicas in our early-to-mid twenties have to think about these things, you know. Our pert, firm young bodies can't be offered to just any degenerate, saggy old man.
Nah, sorry. I don't even know how old you are. And the "pert, firm young bodies" bit was an awful, degrading objectification. I TAKE IT BACK. I AM MORE THAN MY BODY.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
let her back in.
she is a broad after all.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The gayness continues....
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
should we let crystle back in...think she has learned her lesson yet/
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
alright, that takes care of all the retaliation i believe.
if you don't squash the resistance when it first appears, it can get out of hand.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EI - are you hitting on me?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mudwhistle sir , you are one of the most foul, disgusting, immoral, perverted men that I have ever known. Have you considered a career in the church?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ouch, for the record that is the first time i've been turned down because of age
fuck...i knew it was coming sooner or later.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah... you're too old for me, wetfart. Here's a platonic hug instead.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wanna make out then, dogballs?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
's okay, sweetheart. Rules are indeed rules and as such must be respected. You and Muddy will be pleased to know I actually don't care about ratings anymore, and I know that you both still love me with a wild, uncontrollable longing which will never cease. So we're cool, homies. We're cool.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-23 10:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok I think I've taken care of all the mistaken ratings
Submitted by casual_sloring_anyone (user info) at 2007-10-23 10:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am half way to amused.
Submitted by Glizz (user info) at 2007-10-23 09:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree MudWhistle's penis is tiny, but you forgot to mention how much he likes to take it the balloon knot.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-23 06:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ubers shit today, bunch of freakazoids
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-23 06:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-10-23 01:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So...
Scourge and MudWhistle are the same person, right?
==============
wrongo skippy.
scourge call me on the secret line so I know where to pick up with the retaliation -2s
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-10-23 04:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Still trying (and failing) to be Method then?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-10-23 02:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha. You can do it instead, if you like. I won't hold it against you.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-23 02:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-10-22 21:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
f.) All the Australians can stay. You people fucking amuse me greatly.
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Fucking score.
ahahaha
Looks like Stagger's afraid of a little old -2 on his most recent post.
Fuck scourge and mudhoney.
This post is a steaming pile of cocksuckery so go -2 my last post from January or whenever all you want you little faggots.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-10-23 01:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So...
Scourge and MudWhistle are the same person, right?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-23 00:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What makes Loren so fucking great and sexy? Is it the massive eyebrows? Loren was just a 30-something princess with a loudly ticking biological clock and a need to make everyone else feel inferior, unless it was someone she thought might fuck her and help strengthen the last dwindling thread by which she clung to youth. She looked like a fake corpse. Boo.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-10-22 21:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I AM BETTER THAN YOU. DEAL WITH IT COCKMUNCHER.
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-22 21:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um. Uberdrama is silly and I don't much care for it. But this was funny.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-10-22 21:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
f.) All the Australians can stay. You people fucking amuse me greatly.
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Fucking score.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 20:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
alright, alright...you can use 'window-licking mouth breather' if i can use 'mongoloid'
still haha @ dillweed
send me half an email and i'll try to compose the rest using esp.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-22 19:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh and mongoloid is my word
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-22 19:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dill weed
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-22 19:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I started writing you an e-mail but I'm too hungry and then my hand fell asleep.
I'll try again later.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 19:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha, you called me a dill weed.
that's awesome!
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-22 18:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck your rules, dill weed.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-22 18:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
BE.
MORE.
LIKE.
ME.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-10-22 18:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was pretty much on the money
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-10-22 17:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 09:28:11 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hi experima!
where have you been?
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experima.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-22 17:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You love me.
Now whatcha gonna do?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-22 17:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You love me.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-22 16:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-22 14:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is turning out to be really, really gay.
=
hey bro, you're the 'expert'
You're right. I am an expect on identifying gayness.
Must be all of those macho, hetero genes that I, unlike you, am lucky enough to have.
***************
Yep, you're an "expect," alright... We all expect you to be as stupid as you
always are. :)
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-22 16:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-22 15:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hear hear
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 15:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she was banned for dropping zeroes on my post and for trying to butt in to our plans.
YOU CAN ALL LEARN A VALUABLE LESSON FROM THAT.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-22 15:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-22 15:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY THE HELL WAS CRYSTLE BANNED?
They're drunk with power??
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-22 15:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY THE HELL WAS CRYSTLE BANNED?
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-22 15:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell is wrong with you bunch of goddamned mongoloids?
i try and tell...and you don't listen
i try and show...and you don't see
i try and give...and you don't take
I'm lost. But for some reason the filename of the photo made me laugh. So did "Uber-Phone™".
But seriously.
Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics.
You may win, but you're still fucking retarded.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-22 15:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ha
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 15:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TAKEBACKS
OVERALL GIRTH, NOT COCK GIRTH.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 15:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
greater in girth?
umdoubtedly.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-22 15:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method > Scourge
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-22 14:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh CJ, grow some balls and fuck some pandas. chin chin.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-10-22 14:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you ever get the feeling that your shorts are too small?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-22 14:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I might or might not be amused by this post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-22 14:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is turning out to be really, really gay.
=
hey bro, you're the 'expert'
You're right. I am an expect on identifying gayness.
Must be all of those macho, hetero genes that I, unlike you, am lucky enough to have.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-22 14:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Em would be about the only one nowadays.
:(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-22 14:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think we should vote one person of Uber a week, well until CJs gone then we can party!
Actually I would miss him if he went.
The big ghey eared panda.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-22 14:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-22 14:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
scourge is a sad panda
***********************
And so my legacy lives on...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-22 14:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
scourge is a sad panda
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-22 14:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Something tells me that you had your shit packed by a pro.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ya Dizzy Motherfucka You.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, me too. I've been taking more initiative and all that. Doing more to earn my last raise, next promotion's on the horizon. What the hell, man?
p.s.- send me money.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
High expectations? 10K raise?
Yo, send some of that up to my county, Holmes. You're not that far from me - close enough to track down in a matter of hours. You've been advised. :)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
understood.
i just come here as much out of habit as anything, myself. i have been getting more work done than i like to because of the situation you describe. it leads to higher expectations, and really, who needs those?
it did get me another 10K raise though.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where have you been lately anyway? Kicked the addiction to this place?
===
I'm around. I just don't see nearly as much I feel like commenting on lately. I'm not one of those emo Uber Days of Old people, but there are writers I miss a lot, and aside from the comps there isn't so much to fill in the gaps to hold my interest. I'm just in a not feelin' it sort of mood lately I guess.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
amusing
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So, I guess that means our midnight tryst is postponed?
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
STFU you wannabe pseudo-rapist.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Interpretation: NURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRmynameisscourgeandiamaravingattentionseekinghomowithacocksockpuppetthatenjoysmasturbatingto
elfpornwhileeatingcheetosandfistingbadassmofoRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, look at that, I made a list.
Doesn't that kick a little ass?
Also,
'SAD GHEY HAPPY CRYING FAGGOT DANCING HUGGY BEAR PANDA' made me laugh like you wouldn't believe and I'm only +1ing this 'cause I want some -2HATEATTENTION!!!
...
Bring it, Bicthes.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"scourge is too big of a pussy to -2 a prized post of FG3 or Sac, he just -2'd a couple of shit posts"
WHO SPENDS MONEY ON THIS SHIT?
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My thoughs exactly. It used to all come from Oatmeal, but I'm never sure anymore. I am apparently worth a lot. I'd say I've been up there probably 50 times now. That has to be some sort of Uber record.
Where have you been lately anyway? Kicked the addiction to this place?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:34:15 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"scourge is too big of a pussy to -2 a prized post of FG3 or Sac, he just -2'd a couple of shit posts"
WHO SPENDS MONEY ON THIS SHIT?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, why am I getting angry emails from Crystle saying that she's banned for not playing nice?
You aren't gonna make her strike you down with a vengeful alter, are you?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is turning out to be really, really gay.
=
hey bro, you're the 'expert'
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"scourge is too big of a pussy to -2 a prized post of FG3 or Sac, he just -2'd a couple of shit posts"
WHO SPENDS MONEY ON THIS SHIT?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
naw...i love you. because you can laugh at yourself. i think i apologized to you even, which is of course a sign of weakness and vulnerability which means of course i meant it when i said it because a big manly hunk like me would never expose himself like that unless he was sincere.
see...all that? it makes it look like i wasn't sincere, but i was.
you can still hate me if you want. it's handy to have a whipping boy around for when you're in a bad mood. i use kaos-king.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is turning out to be really, really gay.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a funny guy.
So what's the story on me and you - do we still hate each other or what? I can't remember.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uberboard: scourge is too big of a pussy to -2 a prized post of FG3 or Sac, he just -2'd a couple of shit posts
hahaha mystery man, the rules clearly state that it shall be the LAST post of the offender that will receive the -2. goddamn. no wonder this place needed cleaning up. we don't even have any reading comprehension skills.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you know, maybe we should have swung for a wholesale change in management around here this bart...?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BART, WTF?
We expressly told you to set up the coding for those user cancellations TODAY, and here are 2 that didn't work. Get that shit sorted.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:15:48 EDT (#)
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the two comments below are just me an scourge 'playing' with those accounts to see how they fit
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RAWR RAWR RAWR
BICTH OPPRESSION
BICTH CENSORSHIP
RAWWWWWR!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you know you can't look in the mirror anyhow - don't try to blame that on us wimminz
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMMIT...!!1
forget to hit 'send' on that cancellation slip...there that shoudl be the last of them.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
raaaaaaaaaaaaawr
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i know but what are you gonna do ya know.
I mean sure I'd like to play favorites, what with the hummers they dole out, but I wouldn't be able to look at myself in the mirror if I did.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shame to have to ban them.
what with their being broads and all.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry everyone but I'd had to ban Crystle and Forensic for insubordination
they will no longer be commenting.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FORK YA BACK YA CRAZY BICTH!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FORK YOU
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AND I WILL NOT FOLLOW ANY OF YE FOOKIN' RULES, SUNNY JIM!
And quit -2ing my posts. It makes me want to stab people in the eyes with a fork.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
finEsse
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
food for thought, FG - Food for thought.
age brackets are probably a necessity. After all, years of bicthyness definitly can improve it.
noob bicthes don't have the finisse...
and you're right - Loki doesn't focus on it. Although I'm sure she'd be fine if she DID focus on it. Maybe if it bicthyness were reduced to numbers you could tally in columns.
<cringe>
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU TWO....FORENSCIC AND CRYSTLE...STOP MAKING UP RULES, YOU ARE NOT MEN AND WERE NOT IN ON THE PHONE CALL.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Names
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Really?
Hmmm. Maybe that should be divided into age brackets.
For instance, Loren (sexy minx) was quite the consummate bicth. I loved her for it. However, like me, we're in different age bracket than most of the people here. Loki is in our age bracket but she isn't a bicth. She can't devote enough of her mind to it. If you notice, her focus switches around a lot.
Lisa. Lisa is an interesting case. Intelligent, witty, funny, and also a consummate bicth. She falls in the younger age bracket through.
You. You are absolutely the queen when it comes to being anfry, jelous, and a bicth. Basically you're in a class all your own.
So what shall be done?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:52:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:42:35 EDT (#)
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sorry mike but there are no favorites here
*******
Nor any old people. . .
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fg - obviously you're the resident bicth.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, shlongy, nobody has voted for or against you yet.
i assume we can take your review as a vote for yourself?
if so, gtfo.
if not, stay and help make the place better by helping us get rid of the garbage.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:48:27 EDT (#)
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Where do I fall in in all of this? I have to know so I can respond appropriately.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hads, not a sign of either...if there even is two of them.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope I get asked to leave.
Uber blows these days. Shlongy is the only interesting thing left on it.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112082#2559688
WAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But then, I desperately want your approval.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
On the other hand, this post is fucking gay.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Muddy....has that dipshit who "SWEAR TO CHRIST" isn't dating She-Who-Shall-Not-Be_Named-Haggis-Edition shown up since your post?
Just curious if he got grounded by his not-girlfriend.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait- +2 does what it says. Not that I read it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
RETALIATORY -2.
Dammit, now I can't say I 'never' gave one.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry mike but there are no favorites here
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sorry about the "1", but it actually did make me smile.
How come I don't get "Creepy Old Guy?"
How about "Creepy Old Guy that likes Baseball?"
That'll do scourge, that'll do.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:39:07 EDT (#)
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I'm testing your -2 machine.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:38:59 EDT (#)
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WTF I'M NOT READING ALL THAT
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read all this, but I cut myself whenever I get negetiv