My patient craft (351 hits)
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Submitted by Respek! (View user info) at 2007-10-22 23:12:26 EDT
There is nothing here... just the wind, just silence... A grove of nighttime trees breathing a few docile serenities, and our white moon. There is nothing here but the wind. Let's take our untrained eyes elsewhere.
So they walk, hands attracted, fingers woven. Her soft hair, his soft eyes, such an orchestral euphony these soft things play; an adagio swirls from their steps into the nothing of the night. Young hearts a'twitter.
He smiles and lifts her by the waist, one twirl about his muscular frame, her laugh is delicate and cozy, a quaint crescendo to their harmony. Her toes return to the damp earth, he smiles a gaze into her eyes. His soft eyes, her soft hair, a kiss would do just fine here. So she lifts up, eyes closed and heart a'twitter, letting her lips touch his for just a moment. One soft, serene moment. They are a world away, aloof from the world before, a'love with each other, and alone in serene passion. Such untrained eyes.
A gust of air above them. A hushed footstep over there, to the left. They glance, but what was it? A deer? No, too small. The air is heavy, they know there's someone else. They exchange glances, and pan around the trees. What was it? Fear pulls hairs from out their heads. This place is no longer soft. No longer serene. No longer alone.
I have been watching you.
Another gust of air above them, He glances up for his last moment. A loud crunch, no more harmony. A pickaxe protruting from the front the skull of a lifeless corpse. Her eyes widen, and the scream is released. There is definitely no more harmony. She looks into my eyes as I rise up from the corpse, then without a moment's thought, she runs.
Good, I like a challenge.
I start my stride, slow at first, methodical, but soon I am at full sprint. She is barefoot, scared, and lost, he stands no chance. I tackle her from behind and rip the dress off her body. I look down at my penis, it is engorged. I force my penis into her anus and she allows one brunt cry of non-compliance. I look upon her with solid eyes, I do not feel your pain, I only feel my penis. I begin to ram her repeatedly, she is unwelcome to the change in her butt status. I yell a whoop, and she provides me with a bushel of complaints. I yelp at her to quiet with the 8 inch blade in my hand, she is understanding, although unwilling. In response I insert my blade into her frontal lobe. She is most compliant after this. I continue with my rammings, then when I have relieved myself, I remove my penis from her anus, give out a grunt of satisfactory, and run towards the nearest town.
Once in town, I enter an internet cafe, masturbate to crocodile porn in front of several other patrons, then click on uber, and post this.
User Reviews
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-24 03:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-10-24 03:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 to even out pillowbiter
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-10-24 02:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Waste of life below.
Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck the uniter
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:00:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-23 10:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
rules
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-23 10:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
rules
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-23 09:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-23 09:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-22 23:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-22 23:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"butt status"
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-22 23:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks for taking back Ubersite