The Lesser Of Two Awfuls (289 hits)
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Submitted by frankthebear (View user info) at 2007-10-23 02:05:38 EDT
Okay gang, here's the poop: I have two new ideas for stories but I can't decide which one to go with, so I'm gonna leave the decision up to you.
Idea one:
A fan fiction based on Tron.
"My name is Hack. I'm an infiltration program designed to bypass security firewalls and access encrypted data. Unfortunately my user was a noob. He purchased my program online from an unknown publisher and tried to customize my sub-routines without really knowing what he was doing.
As a result, I was caught by the first security sweep that came along. The MCP locked me in the gaming grid and notified the FBI's website. So now my user is doing a dime in federal prison and I'm powerless to escape unless I can bribe someone from the Control Panel to restore my defaults.
Luckily I've made a couple of good friends in the gaming grid. Friends like Tron."
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The second story will be called "The Brady Bums." Basically it's about what would happen to the family if they were homeless and living in the streets. Mrs. Brady would be trying to cook rats in a tin can, Marsha would be catatonic from being poor and spends her days absently combing what's left of her hair while talking to herself.
The story would be told from Jan's point of view.
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So there you go. Tell me what you think.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-23 04:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this some kind of joke?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-23 04:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-10-23 09:48:24 BST (#)
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yeah, I know, but which one is less awful?
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They are equally shit. Do not do either one. I cannot stress this enough.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-10-23 04:48:24 EDT (#)
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yeah, I know, but which one is less awful?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-23 04:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Both ideas are awful.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-10-23 04:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was gonna give her the Uniter, but she likes commenting.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-23 04:16:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-23 02:59:49 EDT (#)
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Make sure it's different every time, as you havn't found what you're good at yet, so try everything.
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That line from Steak made me laugh.
On a side note though both of these stories sound a wee bit shit. But who are we to judge until you actually show them to us in a completed format. The brady one could be funny but the tron one sounds so crap that even my shit is offended that it may share its name.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-23 03:43:10 EDT (#)
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ahh crystle i would have given you sally
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-23 02:59:49 EDT (#)
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The advantages of being an escalator.
Eggs the hard way.
The social structure of the circus.
Why my life failed: I blame communism.
If those don't help you, nothing can. Also, I'll probably use these if you won't, as they're awesome. You need to think for yourself, making sure to do so in new and creative ways. Make sure it's different every time, as you havn't found what you're good at yet, so try everything.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-10-23 02:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 is too kind, Crystle.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-10-23 02:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't do either.
-Crystle.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-23 02:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Both sound like shit, but it's all in the writing.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-23 02:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
let me clarify.
i think both stories sound like crap. its okay, it happens to everybody. i bet even dave barry has bad ideas every once a decade.
and also, we here on ubersite dont care about what youre thinking about writing about. its about time you figure this out about us. about.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-23 02:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
steak knows that nobody in the future will want to read stories when they could be eating steak.
seriously, i don't know. After the fall was interesting. write whatever you please. Be free and freaky. Don't get trapped in the anxiety bag.
wee-hee!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-23 02:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
your title sums it up.
for some reason, i cant give out minus two's today. i just feel like no matter how bad something is, my life is still pretty sweet. this is just tonight, mind you. dont let this happen again.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-10-23 02:17:05 EDT (#)
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whatchu got?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-23 02:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, this is awful.
Why not just not do those? If you're really pressed, I'll come up with an idea you can have. A better idea than the ones you apparently have.