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Submitted by NavyJester <xlations.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-10-23 05:35:40 EDT


The shadows cast on the wall by the nightlight are the only thing keeping me company as I lie awake in bed. My wife lay next to me, stroking her fingers through my hair on my head. It helps her fall asleep, she says.

Tonight is the last night she'll do it.

I came home three weeks ago from a war I don't support. Home. Hell, I don't even know the meaning of the word anymore. It's a house I haven't lived in, in a city I'm unfamiliar with.

I have become a statistic.

Name and last four of my social. That's all they ever wanted. I'm a number and a name. I have a date of birth too, but that's about it.

And I'm alone.

Alone in my thoughts, my fears, my memories haunting me. Alone in a living nightmare. I'm told I'm not the only one going through this.

And again, I'm a statistic.

After tomorrow I'll have no home...no house to go back to. This isn't the place I left nine months ago. This is not my bed, and that isn't my wife lying next to me.

Or maybe I'm not me at all.

Tomorrow we're finalizing the divorce. No more good night kisses. No more listening to music in the car and singing along with her. No more smoking cigarettes on the patio at night with her.

No. Just me now. Alone.

I'm a statistic.

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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-10-24 17:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Man, I gotta tell you, for a jester, you're not very funny.

Kinda depressing even.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

huh?

yet you are in bed with her?

then throw it up her.

so what if she 'resists'...what's she gonna do? Divorce you?

You should have got a proper job instead of going in the navy then. Or did you only do that 'cos you are too stupid for a real job?



Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-23 16:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My little brother is in the Navy. Also getting divorsed. I'm only hoping he doesn't pick up the drinking like his "buds" have. Maybe too late.

I feel for you. Get out just as soon as you can.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-23 16:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-23 16:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

:(



Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-10-23 14:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You could've been all I wanted
But you weren't honest
Now get in the ground
You choked off the surest of favors
But if you really loved me
You would've endured my world

Well you're just as I presumed
A whore in sheep's clothing
Fucking up all I do
And if it's here we stop
Then never again
Will you see this in your life?

Hang on to the glory at my right hand
Here laid to rest is our love ever longed?
With truth on the shores of compassion
You seem to take premise to all of these songs

You stormed off to scar the armada
Like Jesus played leader,
I'll drill through your hands
The stone for the curse you have blamed me
With love and devotion, you'll die as you sleep
But if you could just write me out
To never less wonder... happy will I become
Be true that this is no option,
So with sin I condemn you
Demon play, demon out

Hang on to the glory at my right hand
Here laid to rest is our love ever longed?
With truth on the shores of compassion
You seem to take premise to all of these songs

One last kiss for you
One more wish to you
Please make up your mind girl...
I'd do anything for you
One last kiss for you
One more wish to you
Please make up your mind girl...
Before I hope you die

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-23 14:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

don't mean nothing

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-23 12:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you'll get laid again, chin up
FTW

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-23 12:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

uber isn't a blog

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-23 10:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

awww i have missed monster




























nope no sub clause its true

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-10-23 10:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Lordy

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-23 10:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I love being slayed, especially with rubarb and custard.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-23 10:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

berty slays us all.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-23 10:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-23 09:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-23 09:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-23 09:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ftn
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Been there, scrawled that.
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I don't get it, what does Fortran have to do with anything?
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You slay me. I am slain.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-10-23 09:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

seek professional help for yourself.

also, go on leave. Take all of it. at once. reassert your identity or you'll never quite get it back.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-23 09:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LOL at Berty below.

That's rough, man...hope you get things sorted out the best you can.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-23 09:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-23 09:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-23 09:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ftn
------
Been there, scrawled that.
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I don't get it, what does Fortran have to do with anything?

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-23 09:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-23 09:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ftn
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Been there, scrawled that.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-23 09:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ftn

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-23 08:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

But you still get to sleep with her on the last night? That rules.

Now go show da ladies your battle scars and get some action.

Or

That sucks and must be tough chap. Good luck with that, I'm sure it heals eventually.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-23 08:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I work in Statistics and if your a statstic, im going home.

Submitted by splitperson (user info) at 2007-10-23 08:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

meh

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-23 07:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-23 07:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh man, is it because you've been in the military and she got bored whilst you're away? I swear those rumours about ex-servicemen having crazed flashback dreams and murdering their wives in their sleep ruin more marriages than breast cancer.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-23 07:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's unfortunate. Why are you getting a divorce from your wife if you like her so much?


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