I'd like to curb stomp your face (820 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.58 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2007-10-23 13:25:40 EDT
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is McDonald's and you can suck my McBalls.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best post ever
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-10-24 08:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
=)
Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You post on here, you've got nothing at all to say.
You think your cool, but we all know your ghey.
You don't spell check
You don't proof read.
You post your crap up here for the world to see...
But theirs nothing we can do.
cept give you a -2!
cept give you a -2!
Don't take it personally,
but -2 die
Don't get all teary,
your post makes baby jebus cry
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Your post screams out "help me"
I'm not that bright
I'm sure you're smarter then this
but capitlize your "I"'s
But theirs nothing we can do.....
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Fetish says "har har peener"
Mickginny says "kill yourself"
Bart leaves a no comment
hm hm hm hm rhymes with "peener"
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Post something Funny,
Not plagerized
If you Cut and paste e-mails
God kills a baby bunny.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Don't you dare post poo,
like you just did
Wait till you have something to say,
to earn a +2.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!
CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-23 19:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you meant to type, "Quit hitting me", Sally.
I'm pretty certain that no one has ever hit ON you.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dogus Shitus <---- Teh Latin.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-23 20:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-23 15:03:15 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
At least we can agree that I was "hot" at one point.
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QUIT HITTING ON ME YOU FAGGGGGG
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heh, Jeffy has a new lover
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-23 19:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you meant to type, "Quit hitting me", Sally.
I'm pretty certain that no one has ever hit ON you.
Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (user info) at 2007-10-23 19:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rock 'n' Roll had become stagnant. `Achy Breaky Heart' was seven years
away. Something had to fill the void, and that something was barbershop.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Barbershop Quartet
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-23 18:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
cornfusing?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-23 18:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
At least we can agree that I was "hot" at one point.
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QUIT HITTING ON ME YOU FAGGGGGG
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
At least we can agree that I was "hot" at one point.
You sure the fuck can't, Skippy.
You CAN, however, wash my car.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny that you should mention that, because I have this curb that's been gettin' all uppity. What it really needs to bring it back in line is to be slightly gouged by the cheekbone of a face. Not only that, but this boot I'm wearing on my right foot keeps trying to land on the edge of the sidewalk no matter where I'm trying to walk.
You know what? You know someone who's face needs exactly what my curb could use and my boot wants to give. Call me 1-976-KRB-STMP (no skinnies or HIV+).
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
MADE ME SMILE
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-23 16:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
solid
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-23 16:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-23 16:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-23 16:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You haven't posted anything of quality since the sixties...
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Yeah, right about when your boy band was hot.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-23 16:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
'Cos I like the picture. Happy happy nice nice. Not being hypocritical or nasty. And everyone smile.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-23 16:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You haven't posted anything of quality since the sixties...
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-23 15:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, I acquired it legally, you can be sure of that.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-10-23 14:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for file name.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-23 14:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sometimes uber needs a little swamp donkey
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-23 14:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd like to give everyone a golden shower, but what can you do.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-23 14:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the juxtaposition of the violent title with the soft, almost dreamy atmosphere represented in the accompanying photo reveals a lot to us about the mindframe of the author. of particular interest is the absence of humans in the image. one could make the conclusion that....
aw, fuck it. i laughed at this shit.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-23 14:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon! The stupidest,
ugliest, smelliest ape of them all!
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Substitute
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-10-23 14:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-10-23 14:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an
appropriate time. Like that day I hit that referee with a whiskey
bottle. 'Member that?
-- Homer Simpson
Whacking Day
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-23 13:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-10-23 13:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Laser effects, mirrored balls -- John Williams must be rolling around
in his grave.
-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-23 13:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me three.