I can’t bereave you people!!! (1218 hits)
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Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-10-23 17:31:45 EDT
I can't not believe you people had Chrysler boned!
Is it for real? She is a nice girl with a putty face and some tough gays on this sight got all upset and couldn't handle them selves like men and banged her?
What a complete outage!
The men of under sight are nothing but wimps. They can't take it when a woman with a strange mind like Frantic girl or Chrysalis shows that strength and stands right in their feces! And so they cried like the babies they are and gang banned her!
If I ever see Scored or Mud missile crossed the street I will take them out with my truck. My big red Exploder has run down more than one sniffling little shit on the street and they will not be the last.!
The men of uber tight are the weaker sex!
Cry boobies!
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'VE GOT YOUR BIG RED EXPLODER RIGHT HERE
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-10-25 01:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a complete outage!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-10-24 18:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-24 17:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
spiel cheek
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-24 15:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is still incredibly funny.
~crystle
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-24 15:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
did the retarded kid just shit in the tub? The water behind the second kid looks grey, but between them it is looks like mud.
That is so damn disgusting.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:48:53 EDT (#)
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I'm hoping pillowcase is someone with a terminal disease.
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Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is pillowcase?
~Crystle
Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy Saw The 2 Babies Penis' And Got Insanely Jealous And Had Them Castrated
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:30:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:10:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-23 19:09:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-23 18:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UNBANG CHRYSLER!
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That is something you would never hear me demanding....Were I lucky enough to bang Chrysler, I would resist all attempts to unbang.
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could you sound more pathetic?
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Would I be Hadley if I could?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is McDonald's and you can suck my McBalls.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-23 19:09:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-23 18:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UNBANG CHRYSLER!
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That is something you would never hear me demanding....Were I lucky enough to bang Chrysler, I would resist all attempts to unbang.
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could you sound more pathetic?
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:05:47 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111493
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, I've borrowed an alter - Crystle
This is hysterical!!!
UNBONE CHRYSALIS!!!!!
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
enocerous (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:02:09 EDT (#)Ranking: 1
Poor grammar and spelling errors turn me on.
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so you are saying that I can touché your erroneous zones? That is why they call me Damn the Man!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Poor grammar and spelling errors turn me on.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't have a clue what is going on here. But the way this was written did have me pissing myself.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-23 20:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cum on, Dam...
PudThistle and I told Chrysler what the rules were about reviewing on that UnderBite paste. She didn't conceive herself with fallowing them, and so we banged her.
You might be next if you keep up this rubble raising.
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Wait a fucking minute?!?!?!?! There are rules now?
When did this shit happen?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whats this all about anyways.
sorry, i don't follow uber drama.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-10-24 09:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Dan Jaines, write more please.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-24 08:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually MudMissile would be a pretty cool name.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-10-24 08:07:03 EDT (#)
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First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun
of the way I talk -- probably -- now he steals my right to raise a
disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it!
-- Homer Simpson
Two Bad Neighbors
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 07:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok thhe retakes on my nome maked me laughed
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-10-24 06:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
..... awesome
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-24 02:19:42 EDT (#)
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can't because he.....
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-24 01:56:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:44:25 EDT (#)
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Desperately needs a new review below.
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blew his entire wad and brain thinking of that one
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Desperately needs a new review below.
Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You post on here, you've got nothing at all to say.
You think your cool, but we all know your ghey.
You don't spell check
You don't proof read.
You post your crap up here for the world to see...
But theirs nothing we can do.
cept give you a -2!
cept give you a -2!
Don't take it personally,
but -2 die
Don't get all teary,
your post makes baby jebus cry
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Your post screams out "help me"
I'm not that bright
I'm sure you're smarter then this
but capitlize your "I"'s
But theirs nothing we can do.....
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Fetish says "har har peener"
Mickginny says "kill yourself"
Bart leaves a no comment
hm hm hm hm rhymes with "peener"
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Post something Funny,
Not plagerized
If you Cut and paste e-mails
God kills a baby bunny.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Don't you dare post poo,
like you just did
Wait till you have something to say,
to earn a +2.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!
CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:03:40 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:09:13 EDT (#)
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you Can suck on my internal dick, Scrounge. Bart is the OILY one who can bam people from HIS sight and if he barns me for just making commodes like this then so much for his belief in demagogery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Uber hasn't made me laugh this hard in at least a week. Well, it's either uber or the pot.
AHHAHAHA
ME TOO.
it's prob moistly the weed.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:37:10 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UNBANG CHRYSLER!
hahahaahahahahaaaahaha
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are a smelly pirate hooker
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you Can suck on my internal dick, Scrounge. Bart is the OILY one who can bam people from HIS sight and if he barns me for just making commodes like this then so much for his belief in demagogery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Uber hasn't made me laugh this hard in at least a week. Well, it's either uber or the pot.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it possible to laugh up a testicle?
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It is if it's not yours, which in your case doesn't suprise me. gee the bengirls are doing well...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it possible to laugh up a testicle?
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Scorn and mum thisle are showing there homogeneous sides with this puffy attitude. And call them selfs MEN.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny stuff.
The two stooges can't ban shit.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MOIST TEATED!!!
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:10:37 EDT (#)
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You and mud pizzle are sad little excuses for manhood. I am digested!
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:09:13 EDT (#)
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you Can suck on my internal dick, Scrounge. Bart is the OILY one who can bam people from HIS sight and if he barns me for just making commodes like this then so much for his belief in demagogery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-23 20:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cum on, Dam...
PudThistle and I told Chrysler what the rules were about reviewing on that UnderBite paste. She didn't conceive herself with fallowing them, and so we banged her.
You might be next if you keep up this rubble raising.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-23 20:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just got off the phone with Crystle. She's over being upset and hurt. Now she's pissed.
Really so.
And vowing revenge.
I mean, I've never seen her like this. o_O
Scourge & Mud, I wouldn't want to be either of you when she gets back.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-23 19:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-23 19:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-23 18:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UNBANG CHRYSLER!
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That is something you would never hear me demanding....Were I lucky enough to bang Chrysler, I would resist all attempts to unbang.
-You could be the Duchovny to her Anderson.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-23 18:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sacconded.
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HAHA in context, that was good.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-23 19:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i've missed this guy
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-23 19:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You'd better unbang Chrysler. Two words: AIDS somethingsomething.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-23 19:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there is a growing convocation of negroes outside my window. I feel like I'm in a scene from the birds. The first time I looked, there were three. Then there were eight*. Then there were fourteen*. Now, as I write this, there are twenty*. I fear this may be my last transmission.
*approximate figures
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-23 19:09:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-23 18:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UNBANG CHRYSLER!
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That is something you would never hear me demanding....Were I lucky enough to bang Chrysler, I would resist all attempts to unbang.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-23 18:55:00 EDT (#)
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im not sure how to feel about this.
i insist that you refrain from shocking me with your electric device, friend.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-23 18:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-23 18:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UNBANG CHRYSLER!
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Sacconded.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-23 18:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UNBANG CHRYSLER!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-23 18:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scrapmeal and slongy have no sense of hummur but YOU KNOW THEY THINK THEY ARE SO FUNNY. I bet there wifes and frinds roll there eyes whenever THE OLD MAN stands up to tell a joke.
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Oh deary dear.
<shakes head, gives $500 to Alzheimers Research Fund and $500 more to Reading Is Fundamental, hopes for the best>
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-23 18:23:28 EDT (#)
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Now will some one tell me how Chisel got banged?
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-10-23 18:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-10-23 18:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tee fucking hee.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-23 18:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope...They usually roll a spliff.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And I thought MY post was unfunny!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i've missed this guy
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scrapmeal and slongy have no sense of hummur but YOU KNOW THEY THINK THEY ARE SO FUNNY. I bet there wifes and frinds roll there eyes whenever THE OLD MAN stands up to tell a joke.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How dare they bone Chrysler?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:51:02 EDT (#)
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I hated Dan Jaines at first.
He has grown on me. Like toe jam.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-23 14:42:36 PDT (#)
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Janny you are in San Dago? I hope your hose isn't burning my friend. Jaylena is pregnant and huge. These days when I want to lick Cool Whip off of her nipples it takes a whole tub because her orioles are gigantic.
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GO BALTIMORE WOO!!!
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:43:39 EDT (#)
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Obtusely no one cares about Christ being boned.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Norm Crosby will beat you to an oozing pulp with his old liver, fry it up and serve it to the Catskills crowd while saying "Try the veal..." and "GesSHMENKAH!" and STILL be funnier that you.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:42:36 EDT (#)
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Janny you are in San Dago? I hope your hose isn't burning my friend. Jaylena is pregnant and huge. These days when I want to lick Cool Whip off of her nipples it takes a whole tub because her orioles are gigantic. I may half to start buying the genetic brand at the supermarket.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One more comment like that JonnyX and your house will catch fire.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:39:51 EDT (#)
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slongy peeked in the 80s and has been going down ever since.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:39:19 EDT (#)
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you dumbass n00bs - Daniel Jaines is ALWAYS funny.
How's the wife, Dan?
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:38:54 EDT (#)
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norm crosby had a liver transplant and cant fight his way out of a paper bag.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OKAY, RALPH MALPH!
WHATCHYOU WANT, WILLIS!
SUNDAY, MONDAY, HAPPY DAYS...TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY HAPPY DAYS!!!!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:37:01 EDT (#)
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Que es "tocth" en Englais?
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:35:46 EDT (#)
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slongy why dont you make an other Happy Days joke old man and show how out of tocth with the times you are.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ya
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Norm Crosby is going to kick your monkey ass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-23 17:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
6 months later and still not funny.