How Unabonger Got His Mom Pregnant (316 hits)
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Submitted by Pillowcase (View user info) at 2007-10-23 20:51:43 EDT
It All Started With His Cousin's Birthday....
He Had Eaten A Skittle That He Mistaken For An M&M, Then He Saw His Cousin In Her Tight Little Poke-A-Dot Two-Piece Swimsuit. While She Was In The Bacyard Pool She Flashed Her Hair In The Sunlight And Gave Unabonger A Very Incest Look. Afterwards They Both Went Into Unabonger's Cousin's Room, But Unabonger Went To The Washroom And Masturbated On The Toilet Seat....
Afterwards, Unabonger's Mother Went Onto The Washroom And Sat On The Toilet To Let Out Some Toxic Fumes And Some Weight.*WINK_WINK* Then She Had Rubbed Herself Oh So Vigorously While Still On The Toilet Without Even Thinking Of Wiping Her Piss Flaps. And So ON And So Forth....................................
And I Love You Unabonger.............HAHAHAHAHa This Is Stupid
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 15:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck baby balls.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-24 15:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-23 19:25:08 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You post on here, you've got nothing at all to say.
You think your cool, but we all know your ghey.
You don't spell check
You don't proof read.
You post your crap up here for the world to see...
But theirs nothing we can do.
cept give you a -2!
cept give you a -2!
Don't take it personally,
but -2 die
Don't get all teary,
your post makes baby jebus cry
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Your post screams out "help me"
I'm not that bright
I'm sure you're smarter then this
but capitlize your "I"'s
But theirs nothing we can do.....
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Fetish says "har har peener"
Mickginny says "kill yourself"
Bart leaves a no comment
hm hm hm hm rhymes with "peener"
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Post something Funny,
Not plagerized
If you Cut and paste e-mails
God kills a baby bunny.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Don't you dare post poo,
like you just did
Wait till you have something to say,
to earn a +2.
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cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
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CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!
CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-24 00:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my very first tribute post!
+2 my name in the title
-40 shittastic post.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-10-24 00:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whose faggot alter are you?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-24 00:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-10-24 00:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.
-- Homer Simpson
Burns, Baby Burns
How do the quotes always know? Scary.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-23 23:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-23 23:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why?
+2 cos you are obviously inbred and our kind must stick together.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is unabonger?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:03:00 EDT (#)
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Anyone who can't spell polka-dot is a retard. . .
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-23 20:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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