Uberdouchebag of the Year - Vote Now! (2759 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2007-10-23 21:54:48 EDT
Well, with only about 9 weeks left in 2007 (where the FUCK does the time go?) it's time for all of us to reflect on the last year and come to that most important consensus - who has been the biggest douchebag on Uber this year?
Has it been Oathmeal, the many-headed hydra who is almost impossible to slay? Sicosemen, who shows flashes of talent and skill but flushes it down the toilet with retarded post after retarded post? Shlongy, who is worshipped by those who got drunk at his expense but sounds like a tired old man woken up from his nap by rowdy kids playing on his lawn? Me? I do have one or two detractors out there. Or could it be Uber's very own dynamic duo, Scourge and Mudwhistle? It doesn't matter who wears the cape and who wears the little shorts and matching boots among those two because they can count as one vote.
There could be many potential UDYs I have overlooked since I have taken breaks from time to time and missed a lot of controversy, so please help out and vote now!
Let's hear it, Uber. Who has pissed you off the most, offended you the most, aggrivated you the most, or pissed away the most of their potential on ubersite?
Get your votes in now and keep this post alive, because I will tabulate the votes in the last week of December and announce our very own biggest loser, the Uberdouchbag of the Year 2007.
Unless it is me.
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-29 11:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I retract my vote for kaos-king and go with Mudwhistle instead (doubly if he's BAMF, who I always thought was a prick.)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-28 22:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-28 10:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bubbles, you've struck again.
i dont think everybody is stupid, obviously. i think there are a great many intelligent minds on this site, and some not so intelligent. most people dont deserve to be called unintelligent, but some people are conspicuously fucking stupid. you are one of them. from what i've seen, shadow isnt dumb, but that was a stupid thing to say about habeeb (who doesnt want or need an apologist, but i dont care, really). you, though, should feel flattered. you're on a whole 'nother level. i've singled you out.
please dont group everybody else in with you when i've given you such a high distinction.
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Your words indicate you think you have an intellect. Bullshit.
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-10-28 20:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
aggravated, retard.
I vote you.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-28 10:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bubbles, you've struck again.
i dont think everybody is stupid, obviously. i think there are a great many intelligent minds on this site, and some not so intelligent. most people dont deserve to be called unintelligent, but some people are conspicuously fucking stupid. you are one of them. from what i've seen, shadow isnt dumb, but that was a stupid thing to say about habeeb (who doesnt want or need an apologist, but i dont care, really). you, though, should feel flattered. you're on a whole 'nother level. i've singled you out.
please dont group everybody else in with you when i've given you such a high distinction.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-27 12:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quite obviously, it's myself.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-27 12:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-25 23:10:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:11:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-25 03:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
as i recall, habeeb started drawing stupid shit because when he actually wrote, people shit all over it like they do with everything else here. so he said fuck that and fuck you, and he found his niche as a shit poster. people wanted to see that stuff more than anything he wrote even though it was fairly decent.
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As I recall, Habeeb doesn't need you to hold his hand. His antics earned him a spot on the top ten MVA and I'm sure he's damn proud of his douchebaggery.
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no, he doesnt need me to hold his hand, and im not. im not worried about his feelings because im pretty sure he's high whenever he signs on anymore. i just think youre fucking stupid for saying hes a douchebag when his internet persona was crafted by the rest of the douchebags on this site.
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Assholy, you think everyone but you is stupid. You're a fucking control freak with delusions of superiority. Next you'll tell us you don't adopt a persona for the internet.
Just STFU.
Jack, Assholy gets my vote.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You mean to tell me there are actually enough different people on Ubersite to judge who was the biggest douchebag?
I was under the impression that there were only around 50 actual users and their 30,000+ alters.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-26 12:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M BARTAMUS
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-26 12:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Habeeb is definitively not Bart.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-26 12:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-26 11:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ehm, just wondering:
Has anyone ever postulated the theory that Habeeb = bart?
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OMG
OATHMEAL = THE UNITER = SHLONGY = HABEEB = KEVING BACON = BART!
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-26 11:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ehm, just wondering:
Has anyone ever postulated the theory that Habeeb = bart?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-26 10:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm nominating dervel for being such a crap artist. goodnight.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2007-10-26 10:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I guess he did look a bit like a skinny panda.
Well spotted.
Arf!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-26 09:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2007-10-26 09:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fintan isn't banned, you dopey clot of vaginal discharge.
I just can't be arsed
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oh. <shuffles feet awkwardly.....> vaginal discharge hey......if I knew what that meant I'd have some kind of comeback....jesus i'm not sure what to say........well, screw you i guess, and anyway fintan looked like a skinny panda you stupid git, with a gerbil head. so fuck you charles darwin, right in your platypii. just get stuffed.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-26 09:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job stirring shit, Jack.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2007-10-26 09:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fintan isn't banned, you dopey clot of vaginal discharge.
I just can't be arsed.
Submitted by keitsith (user info) at 2007-10-26 09:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well, dude,
ur a douche !
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-26 08:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
dervel sighting. strange. You know dervel, you look like this dead guy I know. knew. Great guy with a manic-depressive disorder that he thought meds weren't necessary for. Funny thing is I work with a guy now who sounds exactly like him, same voice, mannerisms - everything - just doesn't look like him. If I frankenstiened you and him it would completely freak his sister out, but make her feel good at the same time. weird. fucking, weird. unban fintan you pasty shit.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2007-10-26 08:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-24 04:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will compromise and say Derka Derka Dervel because he never finished his Fintan the Ferret series
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I did finish it.
I then sold it to a well known Corporation and they changed Fintan into a rat.
I vote for Delia Smith.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-25 23:10:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:11:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-25 03:39:58 EDT (#)
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as i recall, habeeb started drawing stupid shit because when he actually wrote, people shit all over it like they do with everything else here. so he said fuck that and fuck you, and he found his niche as a shit poster. people wanted to see that stuff more than anything he wrote even though it was fairly decent.
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As I recall, Habeeb doesn't need you to hold his hand. His antics earned him a spot on the top ten MVA and I'm sure he's damn proud of his douchebaggery.
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no, he doesnt need me to hold his hand, and im not. im not worried about his feelings because im pretty sure he's high whenever he signs on anymore. i just think youre fucking stupid for saying hes a douchebag when his internet persona was crafted by the rest of the douchebags on this site.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-25 15:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-10-25 14:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
keep up the good work fellas. It's always nice to have a break from the classroom to read grown men calling each other fat and gay.
Love you uber.
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Shut the fuck up you cow.
See, you can join in!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-10-25 14:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
keep up the good work fellas. It's always nice to have a break from the classroom to read grown men calling each other fat and gay.
Love you uber.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-10-25 13:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-10-25 02:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
since when did the uniter start talking?
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Im actually starting to like him
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-25 03:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
as i recall, habeeb started drawing stupid shit because when he actually wrote, people shit all over it like they do with everything else here. so he said fuck that and fuck you, and he found his niche as a shit poster. people wanted to see that stuff more than anything he wrote even though it was fairly decent.
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As I recall, Habeeb doesn't need you to hold his hand. His antics earned him a spot on the top ten MVA and I'm sure he's damn proud of his douchebaggery.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-25 05:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:18:05 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-24 17:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha this pot rules
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-25 05:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-24 17:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha this post rules
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-25 04:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not TheUniter. I think he is quite funny at times.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-25 04:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-24 20:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you have a biscuit intake problem...
^^^^^^^^
she might, but i still like an ass i can cup with one of my big hands
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-25 03:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
as i recall, habeeb started drawing stupid shit because when he actually wrote, people shit all over it like they do with everything else here. so he said fuck that and fuck you, and he found his niche as a shit poster. people wanted to see that stuff more than anything he wrote even though it was fairly decent.
oh, and bubba, it's not that you strike a nerve with me or anything like that, it's just that everything you say is completely asinine. it isnt anything to be proud of. it takes a lot for me not to like somebody and it cant be done on purpose. you just suck big time.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-25 03:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
habeeb is one of the few actually interesting and original people on this site,a nd one of the few things worth showing to other people on the internet. sometimes, but still more than almost anyone else.
plus its also the most well-kept-to alters or characters on this site. read his first couple posts and look at the stark difference. the person who does/did habeeb (originally at least, if it hasnt been given to method or someone else) is an intelligent and articulate individual.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-25 03:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-24 11:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BAH.
Hell it's my own fault.
But why the hell should my gender matter? If you like my work then rate accordingly, if you don't like it then rate accordingly. Only a handful of the east-coasters know me in person, so I really can't take your comments personaly. It's a website, that's all. A website we all enjoy coming to.
Some more than others of course.
And Shlongy, one more word outa you and I'll swing my vote to HABEEB who has absolutely earned it.
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you are a moron. fyi.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-10-25 02:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is a no-brainer. phuzzy. what, a fucking wanker. fuck it let's just make it all of the south africans. phuzzy, matchoo, goatse, iradney and kracka.
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Phuck fuzzy, he's a pillock.
And this review had me lolling.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2007-10-25 02:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-10-25 02:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
since when did the uniter start talking?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-25 01:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not a single vote. damn.
i havent been working hard enough. surely my last response to ttom was enough to get me at least a couple...
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-10-24 21:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FG3 - those squirrels had it coming. The little bastards are still at it. I need to plant land mines. Not only for them, but for the neighbourhood brats.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-24 21:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 11:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAMF- Your "insults" sound a lot like the shit that Bubba2341 leaves behind in his reviews.
In case you're confused, that's really not a 'good thing'.
But if you're looking for compliments, languish in the fact that your "mad insult skills" are better than Oathmeals!
CONGRATULATIONS, Chubs!
*****
Shlongy, what I have left behind is you and your brainless self.
You're a fucking moron, and we all know it. STFU.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 21:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-24 18:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge moonlights in fast food? I wouldn't think a vegetarian and former chef who has a family and a well uber-documented job would have time for such a thing.
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And ask Chef-Boys-R-Us where he gets those 'uber documents.'
Because he's also mentioned he was fit and it's been 'uber-documented' he's about the size of Wisconsin.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-24 20:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-24 20:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I HAVE A GLANDULAR PROBLEM, YOU ASS!
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you have a biscuit intake problem...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 20:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like big butts and I cannot lie...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-24 20:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I HAVE A GLANDULAR PROBLEM, YOU ASS!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-24 19:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
forensic is a fatty
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 19:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-24 18:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge moonlights in fast food? I wouldn't think a vegetarian and former chef who has a family and a well uber-documented job would have time for such a thing. Though, I guess the uncreative tend to fall back on the time-tested fat joke, even when it's not true.
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Tubby can defend himself you...you...prostitute!
(I'm sorry, I'm uncreative and had to use it. My apologies to all the whores out there who can actually charge for their services)
PLUS I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE WAS A VEGETARIAN SINCE HE'S THE SIZE OF A BRONTOSAURUS
What are your excuses for the two other tub o' lards, btw?
Pray, DO give me their personal info as I'm making a myspace page and want lots of my uber-friends to feel welcome.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-10-24 18:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-10-24 09:27:21 EDT (#)
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You'd have an easier time tallying votes for who ISN'T a total douchebag here.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 18:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, you don't get that many chins by eating low carb, low fat...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-24 18:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge moonlights in fast food? I wouldn't think a vegetarian and former chef who has a family and a well uber-documented job would have time for such a thing. Though, I guess the uncreative tend to fall back on the time-tested fat joke, even when it's not true.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 17:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
goddamnit jack, you used 'boys' and 'lather' in the same sentence and now scourge has disappeared into the walk-in cooler again.
THOSE FRIES AREN'T GOING TO BAG THEMSELVES FATTY
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-24 17:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha this post rules
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-24 17:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone hose down the boys for'n they work themselves into a lather.
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
for you that was a compliment, tubster
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're not very good at this insult thing, are you?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:47:52 EDT (#)
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oh scourgie, you're so fucking fat and ugly
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, uniter, you're so groovy!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1.) who is this 'paralyzed-by-cock' whore and why does she think ANYONE gives a fuck what she thinks? i just saw the camwhore and i gotta tell you...your about nine notches too far down the ugly scale to EVER express a personal opinion here. stfu.
2.) jack, if your decision to include me in any list with those fags is about the Crystle thing...i gotta tell ya, being a fucking small cocked ginger homo is never going to win the day there, pal. i could slap her and still have a better chance than you.
after you asked me to help you cheat in ubermadness this is the thanks i get?
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While I enjoyed the last line, doucheoftheseas, YOU are one to talk about looks.
You're a fat pasty fuck and here are the pictures to prove it:
Uber's very own CHICAGO JUMBOCON!!!
Stand clear of the buffet line, boys!
BEWARE THE HIDEOSITY AND FAGS BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85294
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1.) who is this 'paralyzed-by-cock' whore and why does she think ANYONE gives a fuck what she thinks? i just saw the camwhore and i gotta tell you...your about nine notches too far down the ugly scale to EVER express a personal opinion here. stfu.
2.) jack, if your decision to include me in any list with those fags is about the Crystle thing...i gotta tell ya, being a fucking small cocked ginger homo is never going to win the day there, pal. i could slap her and still have a better chance than you.
after you asked me to help you cheat in ubermadness this is the thanks i get?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
weak sauce
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-24 15:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All I hear is old men screaming at neighborhood kids to get out of their yards.
Not even in relation to this post. Just in general.
Weird.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 15:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the fuck is DeathJester and why is he even TYPING my name?
Shut the fuck up, Howie.
When I need to hear from you, I'll call your mom and have her ask you to get your ass over to my mansion and cut my fucking lawn.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy.
Only beause he pretends to be more rich than me, whereas I know that his entire collection of single malts costs a little over £300 and is totally unimpressive. That's not enough for membership at my local golf club; invitation only, too.
Seriously. I can get a bottle of Oban or Talisker from the local Tesco for about £20.
Big pretender.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-10-24 09:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'd have an easier time tallying votes for who ISN'T a total douchebag here.
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Spot on!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uniter, Mudwhistle, Scourge, Shlongy, pillowcase...
There haven't been this many eunuchs bickering with each other since the reign of the Ottoman sultans.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote Mudwhistle and Scourge.
~Crystle
That would be well deserved.
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote Mudwhistle and Scourge.
~Crystle
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Just a technicality, a douchebag streams water INTO a body for medical/hygenic reasons. Think vay-gay-gay cleansing, people.
I've never heard of a foot douche...of course, you could have been kidding about the footbath thing. If so, my bad.
And you all get my vote.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy: http://www.ubersite.com/m/112632#2561767
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
scourge- This is McDonald's and you can suck my McBalls.
PS. STFU
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
keep my 'name' off of your faggoty little posts, jack.
you only do it for the glory that is associated with being me. stick to the glory you know about. the hole kind.
my vote is for me, btw.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh and i forget entire words from to time
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:12:26 EDT (#)
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DON'T FORGET MY SHITTY GRAMMAR
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Muddy may not be a great writer but he makes up for it by being an even worse speller.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is McDonald's and you can suck my McBalls.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's my uncle.
He's 6'5" and 230 pounds of solid muscle.
I used to sit on his lap as a kid and he'd let me ride the bulge in his emo jeans.
It was very poignant.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+1....HA
the straight series might be the best thing ever written on this site
oh and don't mention that guys name, he contacted bart before about taking that story down
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Very astute judge of his own writing, this BAMF guy.
I finally read those Straight stories all the way through and just rated the last one for all, a solid +1.
Compelling story with just okay writing.
What could a high calibre writer like Jack have done with such an idea?
Maybe Wes Fagella would have turned into a zombie or something.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there is no proof but yeah it's me.
what happened? nothing happened, I stopped posting the stuff write here on uber and just use this place to come and have fun.
besides, i was never good at writing per say, I had good ideas
i'm better at timely remarks that others find funny
i'll still to that. I don't post anything i can't put together in 15 minutes when i get in the office in the morning.
but even if i did post something good, what would it matter to you jack, you're an elitist, you rarely rate things outside of your own posts.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is there any proof that Mudwhistle is BAMF?
BAMF wrote some really good shit.
Mudwhistle is just plain shit.
If they are one in the same I am very disappointed.
What the fuck happened to you, man?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAirony
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is there any proof that Mudwhistle is BAMF?
BAMF wrote some really good shit.
Mudwhistle is just plain shit.
If they are one in the same I am very disappointed.
What the fuck happened to you, man?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy - http://www.ubersite.com/m/76970#1645061
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If nominated, I will not accept; if drafted, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.
However, feel free to bathe me with the impotence of your attention.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, when we pair the fact that you've joyously proclaimed your ability to buy internet friends with booze and dope, your "old man" status, and your utter inability to say or do anything useful, clearly you are the winner.
Congrats, you're the biggest douchebag on this site. Wear it like the red badge of courage.
Fucker.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shadowfan right here!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah it blows, that's why i don't do 'insult wars'
i'm better with the zinging one liners
You are???
What's your source for THAT?
Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK. FUCK YOU Jack McCallum. Aaaw I Can't Be Mad At You. SEriously, Though, Jack? Fuck You.
I'm Only GIving You A +2 Cuz Of The Crystal Meth Thing.
So Good Eats!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah it blows, that's why i don't do 'insult wars'
i'm better with the zinging one liners
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Typos in the middle of an insult war always take the wind out of the ol' sails, eh, Sparky?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-24 11:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shadow should totally start a suffragette movement. She can post pictures of ladies tearing off their bras and burning them. She can put a video on Youtube of her hurling her naked body under Bart Bart's crappy Pinto.
She's right though, the last thing we want to do is turn Uber into a place only Spooner can find some 'sugah'.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 11:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, that should be or
i'm gonna stop now, i feel bad for you.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 11:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you know shlongy, pointing out my obvious mediocrity doesn't make you look smart...it might make you my wife of one of my ex girlfriends though.
i don't have insult skills I usually just open the door and your dumbass walks right in.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-24 11:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Personally i think my insult owned!
Made it up myself too. anyway, i have to go places, so you guys just trot off and ignore each other.
Heres another insult.
I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-24 11:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UTOCKIN2ME
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Ha ha, you're just bitter because he called you Shlongy's "testicle lamprey".
Which is a great fucking insult, by the way.
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Actually, no. For the record, I thought that was pretty funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 11:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAMF- Your "insults" sound a lot like the shit that Bubba2341 leaves behind in his reviews.
In case you're confused, that's really not a 'good thing'.
But if you're looking for compliments, languish in the fact that your "mad insult skills" are better than Oathmeals!
CONGRATULATIONS, Chubs!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-24 11:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey mudwhistle or is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 11:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's enough out of you EI, this isn't fighting, this is shlongy hitting on me...its happened hundreds of times before.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-24 11:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And shlongys turn
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 11:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry, Slim Dickens, the fact that you think there are rules makes you...a fag.
well that and you letting nitty fuck you in the ass (yeah I heard all about it)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-24 11:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey this uber fight should of been billed.
A verbal jousting if you will.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-24 11:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oooh Shadows serious. *hides*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 11:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I checked the rules...just because you're engaging in "69" with scourge this week, well, it doesn't make you "relevant".
It make you " a fag".
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-24 11:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BAH.
Hell it's my own fault.
But why the hell should my gender matter? If you like my work then rate accordingly, if you don't like it then rate accordingly. Only a handful of the east-coasters know me in person, so I really can't take your comments personaly. It's a website, that's all. A website we all enjoy coming to.
Some more than others of course.
And Shlongy, one more word outa you and I'll swing my vote to HABEEB who has absolutely earned it.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 11:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alzheimer's, Grandad
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 11:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAMF- when the fuck were YOU ever relevant?
I must have missed that day.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cover her in flour and you will find the wet spot Shlongy
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shut it old man, relevant people are talking
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...Shadow is a girl.
A FAT girl, but I guess it still counts.
She's pissed because no one wants to SEE her hole.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man, now i'm fucking confused.
for some reason I assumed shadow was a girl
but she writes like a man
or...well...it writes like a man
female truckdriver?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wait, shadow is a girl right?
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I think so but, admitedly, my knowledge on this subject comes from one of TTOM's posts...
And I think we all know how reliable info from that particular mad scientist can be.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wait, shadow is a girl right?
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SHHHHHHH.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wait, shadow is a girl right?
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Yep!! Unless it's one of them fat pasty old men who jerk themselves off whilst pretending to be girls on the internet.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wait, shadow is a girl right?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UTOCKIN2ME
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Ha ha, you're just bitter because he called you Shlongy's "testicle lamprey".
Which is a great fucking insult, by the way.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UTOCKIN2ME
e.g.,
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111603#2523441
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111207#2507586
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110964#2499442
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110607#2488369
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110254#2476425
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110165#2473672
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108660#2424323
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100329#2367777
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just dont know who to choose.
I'm going to say Kaos as he keeps bad mouthing me momma. *Weeps*
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, when we pair the fact that you've joyously proclaimed your ability to buy internet friends with booze and dope, your "old man" status, and your utter inability to say or do anything useful, clearly you are the winner.
Congrats, you're the biggest douchebag on this site. Wear it like the red badge of courage.
Fucker.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I really don't know.
As Thorpe said, "So many retards the mind boggles."
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-10-24 09:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'd have an easier time tallying votes for who ISN'T a total douchebag here.
haha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shadow- Fuck off.
What if you're TRYING to be a douchebag? Does that DQ a person from consideration of this honor?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
any douche who says "show me your hole/tits/ass/" because it is DAMN HARD to keep the females around when they're constantly harassed by webpervs.
Don't make this place the world's largest sausage fest.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love Kaos King
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
horse87
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would proudly accept such a nomination from the likes of Berty, Muddy & Ghola - all of whom have contributed excellent work to this site.
Nellypaal, on the other hand...
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-10-24 09:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'd have an easier time tallying votes for who ISN'T a total douchebag here.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-24 08:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah, here's the link http://www.ubersite.com/m/109687
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-24 08:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll second your nomination, Ms. Derkins. Especially after what you did to that poor squirell.
tisk tisk
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-24 08:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah Kaos King!! He needs the kaboosh put on him!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-24 08:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
kaos king.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 08:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't forget, in addition to drinks, I bought my "friends" dope this year, too.
Put that on my Uber resume.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-24 08:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
There's no way in hell I can narrow it down to just one.
My vote goes to apollo88 because I love him so much, I just tend to vote for him for everything.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-24 07:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2 nominees below
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 07:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you made me do this MacCallum
on another note: do you ever find uber melting into you real life? for example in the last week I've seen two ubercentric things while commuting to and from work....one was a license plate that said 'JONGALT', I know the Rand reference but it makes me think of uber. then yesterday i say a trucking company logo for a company called 'BOLUS'
thought you'd enjoy that
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-24 07:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-24 01:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to nominate Bubba. He's probably not a mean or unlikeable person in real life, but everything he says on this site pisses me off.
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If I'm the Bubba to whom you refer, my life is now complete. :)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-24 07:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
They already did, CJ won: http://www.ubersite.com/m/108587
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 06:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how dare you even mention me...I'm a nice fucking guy, i give good advice
anyway, I nominate ChaosJester and KaosKing and let the two of them slap fight it out for a winner
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-24 06:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-24 04:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
like taking a young virgin girl to the point of climax and then carving out her vagina so that she can never experience sexual joy ever again.
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Brilliant. I nominate kaos-king because I hate everything he writes but it somehow gets wanked over.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-10-24 05:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fat Tony
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-24 05:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-24 04:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will compromise and say Derka Derka Dervel because he never finished his Fintan the Ferret series
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smiles....
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-24 04:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am torn between Kaelic who came up with the ingeneous plan of a fake dying child to steal money off of people and Kaos King because he is an artist.
I will compromise and say Derka Derka Dervel because he never finished his Fintan the Ferret series which is like taking a young virgin girl to the point of climax and then carving out her vagina so that she can never experience sexual joy ever again.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-24 04:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I nominate Ivor Biggun.
Im to ill to make any other comment.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-24 04:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The vote on this should be clear and simple.
Drogoroch.
I'd vote his mum, actually, but she's too busy sloring about to log in so he wins by default...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-10-24 03:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bart for not giving me back my ratings
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-24 03:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's more than one - impossible to choose.
They know who they are anyway.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-24 02:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i always thought the uniter was dirigible-head. go figure..
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-10-24 02:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUck i havent been around in a while.
Last i remember, Sicosemen and Oathmeal were noobs, and i've never even heard of Mudwhistle.
Anyway, my vote is for whichever user has the TheUniter alter. That -1, 0 ,0 (-0.33) bullshit is infuriating. It's JonnyX isn't it? Irritating cunt.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-24 02:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well the only problem was that i was in Home Depot when i said; No, I swear to God it's supposed to be state of the art
now if i'd been in Burnings or Mitre 10, they would have understood and found what i wanted in inventory
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-24 01:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ohh Wildman, you old foot-spa you, <shakes head and chuckles>. *You'll* believe anything. I just wanted you to look like a moron at the hardware store.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-24 01:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-23 23:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's a really old fashioned and cheap, a bag that holds epson salts. Add that and warm water, wash your feet after a hard day's work or playing sports, and it is pretty damned invigorating. Honestly, you should check it out.
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i thought you told me it was a new water-purification system you bought for the house?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-24 01:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT!!!
THE!!!
FUCK!!!
BELOW!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-10-24 01:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-24 01:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to nominate Bubba. He's probably not a mean or unlikeable person in real life, but everything he says on this site pisses me off.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-24 00:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope it's me.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-10-24 00:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-10-23 23:00:30 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I nominate myself year after year but I never win anything.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-10-24 00:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I nominate myself year after year but I never win anything.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-10-23 23:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll nominate myself because no one else will
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-10-23 23:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's an even tie between Roidspaz and Chicklet Dick. Which one is pillowbiter, by the by?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-23 23:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-23 23:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-23 23:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
add baron to the wanker list. (I have no idea what a douchebag is i'm thinking it's a wanker) .
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It's a really old fashioned and cheap footbath, a bag that holds epson salts. Add that and warm water, wash your feet after a hard day's work or playing sports, and it is pretty damned invigorating. Honestly, you should check it out. Just go to your local pharmacy and ask, most still carry them.
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yeah you can still get them, at most good pharmacies anyhow. I only bought one about a year back.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-23 23:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-23 23:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
add baron to the wanker list. (I have no idea what a douchebag is i'm thinking it's a wanker) .
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It's a really old fashioned and cheap footbath, a bag that holds epson salts. Add that and warm water, wash your feet after a hard day's work or playing sports, and it is pretty damned invigorating. Honestly, you should check it out. Just go to your local pharmacy and ask, most still carry them.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-23 23:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll nominate myself because no one else will
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What planet do you live on???
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-23 23:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and rugby is as homoerotic as a sport can get
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pffft, shows what you know
add baron to the wanker list. (I have no idea what a douchebag is i'm thinking it's a wanker)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-23 23:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pillowcase is another one who said, "I'll just use crystal meth for a while. It's fun, and I can stop when I want to."
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
get over rugby.
talk about hockey or stfu.
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GO LEAFS GO
and rugby is as homoerotic as a sport can get.
Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh yeah and i almost forgot........
I RAPED YOUR DOG!!
Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'll fuck your mom in the ass with a razor dick. while im on a drive by in a buick, with a fucking monkey
i'll fuck your stupid cow sister's tits and i'll sodomize your childhood like the little bitch you are
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll nominate myself because no one else will
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
okay and caul.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
get over rugby.
talk about hockey or stfu.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is a no-brainer. phuzzy. what, a fucking wanker. fuck it let's just make it all of the south africans. phuzzy, matchoo, goatse, iradney and kracka.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you know ur a has-been when you're left out of douchebag contests
Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You post on here, you've got nothing at all to say.
You think your cool, but we all know your ghey.
You don't spell check
You don't proof read.
You post your crap up here for the world to see...
But theirs nothing we can do.
cept give you a -2!
cept give you a -2!
Don't take it personally,
but -2 die
Don't get all teary,
your post makes baby jebus cry
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Your post screams out "help me"
I'm not that bright
I'm sure you're smarter then this
but capitlize your "I"'s
But theirs nothing we can do.....
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Fetish says "har har peener"
Mickginny says "kill yourself"
Bart leaves a no comment
hm hm hm hm rhymes with "peener"
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Post something Funny,
Not plagerized
If you Cut and paste e-mails
God kills a baby bunny.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Don't you dare post poo,
like you just did
Wait till you have something to say,
to earn a +2.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!
CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What about the feminine douches?
Don't forget the ladies!
(Oh, I see you mentioned scourge and mudhoney)
I just wish I had been around more to compete this year.
I'll see if I can catch up in the next month or so.
I'm a strong finisher.
Just like old horse87.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, i must break out the old zebra suit
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Black-white-black-white-Stupid-ignorant-dumb-asinine. . . etc.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, i must break out the old zebra suit
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oathmeal or chaosjester only irritate me the way christians do.
based purely on comments I seen on his posts, the biggest wanker would probably be that kaelic person.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh and I vote for jonnyx, as will, i presume, method and his army.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:06:15 EDT (#)
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Now, iffin I were an asshole (which I am), I would pick the guy who just wrote "aggrivated ."
However, that wouldn't be right. My choice would be The Uniter, since Zebra took a powder. . .
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:05:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-08 18:22:31 EDT (#)
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You do realize this make you a giant douchebag, right?
Good job, douchebag.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oathmeal, the many-headed hydra who is almost impossible to slay?
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
A GENIUINE BELLY LAUGH CAUSED BY MCCALLUM!??? SAY IT AINT SO!
<re-evaluates entire life>
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-23 21:57:03 EDT (#)
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PS - Since I am counting the votes I will not vote.