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Category: General

Rating: -1.03 on 79 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Pillowcase (View user info) at 2007-10-24 12:12:01 EDT


I'm So Sorry For Being Such A Jerk Off And I Wanted To Let You All Know That I Will Not Post Up Anymore Useless, Meaningless, Stupid Posts Like How Unabonger Loves The Cock And How He Got His Mom Pregnant.

And Second Of All I Wanted To Say Personal Apologies To Unabonger For The Constant Rapings And Beatings That I Have Done To You And Your Dog.

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Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-24 23:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jonny Boy Your So Cool You Make Uncool People Look Like Idiots,
But Then Every Person Are Idiots

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-24 15:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-23 19:25:08 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You post on here, you've got nothing at all to say.
You think your cool, but we all know your ghey.
You don't spell check
You don't proof read.
You post your crap up here for the world to see...
But theirs nothing we can do.
cept give you a -2!
cept give you a -2!

Don't take it personally,
but -2 die
Don't get all teary,
your post makes baby jebus cry
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!

Your post screams out "help me"
I'm not that bright
I'm sure you're smarter then this
but capitlize your "I"'s
But theirs nothing we can do.....
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!

Fetish says "har har peener"
Mickginny says "kill yourself"
Bart leaves a no comment
hm hm hm hm rhymes with "peener"
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!

Post something Funny,
Not plagerized
If you Cut and paste e-mails
God kills a baby bunny.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!

Don't you dare post poo,
like you just did
Wait till you have something to say,
to earn a +2.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!

CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!
CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!


Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-10-24 15:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Neat!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by candyfloss01 (user info) at 2007-10-24 14:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Slut.. Why Is Each Word In CAPITAL?

Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Ones That Have A Fat, Flat Ass With Dimples In Them

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shut the fuck up, Maltese

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

bannock ass?

Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thorns Love Fat Buffalo Chicks With Bannock Asses And Cunts That You Can't Find

Especially The Scrawny Skinny Ones That Move Around All Over When You Put It In
And That Have Cones For Tits

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

it's all shenanigans dude...or so they say. frankly i don't know what to believe around this shithole anymore. the only constants are Shlongy and Habeeb, and that's sad.

Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thorns Love Fat Buffalo Chicks With Bannock Asses And Cunts That You Can't Find

Especially The Scrawny Skinny Ones That Move Around All Over When You Put It In
And That Have Cones For Tits

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You go, Barry.

Thorns is going to swallow whatever you give him.

TAKE ADVANTAGE

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the paperwork has already been sent to the office brdn...too late for you son

enjoy your last comments.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

seems like a good girl to me. certainly hasn't done anything to warrant being banned. next they'll ban me for saying anything or leaving her comments the way i have the last few days. abuse of power if you ask me.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Whoa there Barry, let's not exaggerate now, claiming Crystle to be "wholesome." :)

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

barry fucks yetis in the ass

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i better or its mass might fuckin crush me, apollo jr.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Scourge, and Muddy, I have genuinely liked you guys in the past but now you two ass rangers have gone too far. While you two may have thought it funny to ban Crystle I think this "flex" display of power is just too much. why don't you go back to giving each other rimjobs instead of trying to break a site that is already broken. old users are leaving and new ones don't stay and here you guys go rampantly banning Crystle for what? She didn't even do anything. She could be, quite possibly, the most honest, wholseome user on the site and you shit on her as though she wanted to be part of your cleavland steamer parties. god you guys suck.


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Failure to keep up with online shenanigans is not a predictive indicator of intellience, kumquat.

BOW DOWN BEFORE MY MIGHTY FRONTAL LOBE

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh well I have a brand new one for you its called Chutes and SHUT THE FUCK UP WENCH!

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Whatever muddy - I'm tired of your games.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what are you on about?!?!


I'm not an alter.


Well, I'm USING an alter right now, but Crystle isn't an alter, and I certainly wouldn't let Muddy have Crystle as an alter.

=========

brains wise, you and thorns are made for each other, apparently

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

THIS is what happens when Thorns forgets to wear his hockey helmet to work...

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what are you on about?!?!


I'm not an alter.


Well, I'm USING an alter right now, but Crystle isn't an alter, and I certainly wouldn't let Muddy have Crystle as an alter.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

rowr

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

more of a puma, i'd say. looks like FG.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No, you have no chance in any capacity, Thorns...or shall I say, Captain Einstein.

======

HAHAHAHA I say Private Einstein.

Hey Thorns, look! A baby wolf!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:17:50 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No, you have no chance in any capacity, Thorns...or shall I say, Captain Einstein.
-------------------------------
YEAH, WELL, well....

EmoJean = Muddy * Crystle ^2 (E = MC^2)

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Besides, I can't be arsed to keep up with who's who around here and what alter's where, bannings, etc. I'm a busy guy.

Thank Christ for lunch breaks.

FUCKING ALTERS

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No, you have no chance in any capacity, Thorns...or shall I say, Captain Einstein.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:12:14 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus, Thorns.

She wasn't banned. They're fucking with you.
----------------------------

I had my suspicions. I generally give people the benefit of the doubt until proven otherwise, and I had no reason not to take Crystle at face value based on her glowing track record.

Because face value is the only way that I will probably ever get to take Crystle.


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thanks for the validation buddy

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is McDonald's and you can suck my McBalls.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

holy shit, shlongy made me laugh...mark this day down or soemthing

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Apparently, the shit I took this morning is smarter than Thorns...

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

on the other hand it is bart's website and as supreme overlord we must submit to his will.

still...sucks. oh well. maybe if you ask nicely and give him a good handjob he'll reinstate your account.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

round and round you go

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Really? Well that sucks chocolate salty balls. Ima gonna have a conversation with the management.

========

you can start right here


*zip

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus, Thorns.

She wasn't banned. They're fucking with you.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Really? Well that sucks chocolate salty balls. Ima gonna have a conversation with the management.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

STOP RESPONDING ABOVE WHAT YOU'VE QUOTED OR SO HELP ME GOD I'LL FUCKIN BAN YOU AGAIN.

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it IS me.

Talk to Muddy and Scourge about my banning - apparently the whole retal -2'ing thing struck a nerve. And something about not getting preferential treatment because I'm a girl.

Whatever.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...cool, we broke TheUniter!

Nice mental breakdown there, hombre.


beat_raven - or should I say Crystle - is that really you? How the bloody hell did you manage to get yourself banned? You're one of the better behaved users around here, last I checked...

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

See link for a decent explanation

http://www.ubersite.com/m/111493

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...cool, we broke TheUniter!

Nice mental breakdown there, hombre.


beat_raven - or should I say Crystle - is that really you? How the bloody hell did you manage to get yourself banned? You're one of the better behaved users around here, last I checked...



Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wasn't that the point?



why coitainly.

whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop

why I oughta

hey moe


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Swamp Donkey is happy this penis pumper has shown up to post because it means that he's no longer the least funny or most uninteresting Uberite in the building.

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-24 13:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you seem to have the "unfunny" market all sewn up.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shlongy couldn't wrangle his way out of a grammar rodeo.

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shlongy is dick drip

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wasn't that the point?

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

well then, it's a good thing that neither you nor i are him, eh old egg?

PAGING JONNYX, JONNYX TO THIS POST


HAHAHAHAHA

I don't hink you're helping me/you/us Thorns.

Wait a bit next time to make it look natural.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

?


i don't even know what that means


do you have something unfunny to do?

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

well, I certainly won't be dotting YOUR i's will I?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

if muddy want's this +2, well then... I'm going to -2 it.


~Crystle

==========

oooohhhhh rebel

what's next....you going to stop dotting your i's ?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

well then, it's a good thing that neither you nor i are him, eh old egg?

PAGING JONNYX, JONNYX TO THIS POST

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

if muddy want's this +2, well then... I'm going to -2 it.


~Crystle

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish I really was apollo so I could really irritate jack with a massive +2 right about now.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fagbelow



Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No.
Not even a little bit.

==============

Well, maybe just a little bit.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's not working, muddy.

Don't you guys have alters or something?

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You are a persistent little fuck, Rusty.

I'm with mudwhistle on this.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

stick around kid, I like people that annoy other people

--

Scourge and Mudwhitle and Uniter. Just what uber needs, more self-absorbed cliques.

====

Grouping me with those two morons just put this post back on the front page for 5.2 seconds.

Don't do it again asshole.


Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No.
Not even a little bit.

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

stick around kid, I like people that annoy other people


I don't.


Unless it's me doing the annoying.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You are a persistent little fuck, Rusty.

I'm with mudwhistle on this.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

stick around kid, I like people that annoy other people

--

Scourge and Mudwhitle and Uniter. Just what uber needs, more self-absorbed cliques.


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

apology accepted

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You are a persistent little fuck, Rusty.

I'm with mudwhistle on this.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something
stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!

-- Homer Simpson
Mr. Plow

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

stick around kid, I like people that annoy other people

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.

-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Homer

Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my
side.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror II

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


Kids, kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential
murderers.

-- Homer Simpson
Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 2)