[Poetry] Life Advice (483 hits)
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Submitted by DeathJester (View user info) at 2007-10-24 16:34:03 EDT
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-25 16:08:42 EDT (#)
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Thattaboy Yozz...I think you could kick this puddin pie's ass.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-25 15:52:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:40:43 EDT (#)
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Kids? I'm 24!
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Yes. You are a kid at 24. You don't know shit from shit. Pull up your pants, close that filling-riddled pie hole of yours and shut the fuck up.
That is all.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:06:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:42:29 CDT (#)
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Cute fillings.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:40:43 EDT (#)
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Kids? I'm 24!
Still, I bet Shlongy has plenty to look forward to in his retirement.
He can work on his golf game!
Collect single malt whiskeys!
Chat to strangers about how things were better.
Get a dog...
Guess you've already done all that, huh? Well, there's always Checkers in the park :)
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 08:40:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-25 08:38:57 EDT (#)
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If I find something that works, I stick with it.
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So making fun of kids on the internet "works" for you? What a pathetic excuse of a life.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-25 08:38:57 EDT (#)
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If I find something that works, I stick with it.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 07:14:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 18:24:34 EDT (#)
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OH NO! SWAMP DONKEY IS JOINING FORCES WITH THE TEENAGED ZITBOY IN AN EFFORT TO INSULT SHLONGY!
RUN FOR THE HILLS.. THIS DYNAMIC DUO CANNOT BE STOPPED!
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I haven't been here much in a couple of years, but it's like I never missed a day.
Little Shlongy is still making zit jokes and acting tough. What a dope.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-25 06:30:04 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, you're a funny guy, but your insults are the same tired, old, recycled trash you've been using for years.
They say that the old one's are the best. Maybe some should just be taken out back and put down, though?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-25 06:27:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-24 20:28:29 EDT (#)
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...and you look like PeeWee Herman's more annoying little brother.
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I have the same birthday as Peewee Herman.
He got arrested for playing with himself in a dirty movie theatre.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-25 05:05:19 EDT (#)
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Nobody ever quits Uber, they just take a break.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-25 04:16:56 EDT (#)
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Hahaha
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-25 03:49:33 EDT (#)
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ha ha ha.
cool
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-24 20:28:29 EDT (#)
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...and you look like PeeWee Herman's more annoying little brother.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-24 20:02:48 EDT (#)
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You have fingers like woman.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 18:24:34 EDT (#)
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OH NO! SWAMP DONKEY IS JOINING FORCES WITH THE TEENAGED ZITBOY IN AN EFFORT TO INSULT SHLONGY!
RUN FOR THE HILLS.. THIS DYNAMIC DUO CANNOT BE STOPPED!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-24 18:20:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-24 18:12:04 EDT (#)
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Shush Shlongy, you're embarassing yourself.
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He's been doing it for years.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-24 18:20:26 EDT (#)
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quit brushing your teeth with sugar
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-24 18:12:04 EDT (#)
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Shush Shlongy, you're embarassing yourself.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-24 17:50:04 EDT (#)
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I guessing "Pepsi"
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-10-24 17:42:29 EDT (#)
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Cute fillings.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-24 17:37:09 EDT (#)
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Its "*You're* a fag if you correct grammar."
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-24 17:30:24 EDT (#)
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awesome fillings
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-24 17:25:09 EDT (#)
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you're too expensive to call :(
can't you im like normal people?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-24 17:15:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:48:07 EDT (#)
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This yellow-toothed pillow biter is insulting MY scotch collection?
Sit down, shut up, be a good boy, and maybe mom will take you through the Drive-Thru for a Happy Meal, you fucking moron.
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That's quite an insult coming from a wee little balding, over-the-hill salesman.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-24 17:13:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:38:12 EDT (#)
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nice fillings btw. Loves some sugar do we?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 17:09:08 EDT (#)
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That mouth has sure inhaled a lot of dick in its day...that's rather obvious, Wally.
Submitted by candyfloss01 (user info) at 2007-10-24 17:05:25 EDT (#)
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Life advice: Grow some nails.
(good for picking stuff).. u know.. !
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:50:52 EDT (#)
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Must have hit a nerve, eh?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:48:07 EDT (#)
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This yellow-toothed pillow biter is insulting MY scotch collection?
Sit down, shut up, be a good boy, and maybe mom will take you through the Drive-Thru for a Happy Meal, you fucking moron.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:45:43 EDT (#)
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Katy! Call me.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:44:22 EDT (#)
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I needed something today, but I wasn't sure what it was.
Then this post came along. Thank you.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:42:43 EDT (#)
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DAMN dude! The only fillings I got were on the four teeth that border the wisdoms, due to the fact that the wisdoms were attempting to make sweet-sweet love to their neighbors.
I never had one rot or decay, and I loved some candy back in the day.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:41:08 EDT (#)
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british teeth.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:40:29 EDT (#)
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I have 13 total, and had 10 extractions, though 4 were milk teeth.
None due to decay, though.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:39:54 EDT (#)
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I used to drink 3 litres of coke a day.
Dentists weren't lying.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:39:47 EDT (#)
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loves the fillings
my advice to you is to wash, rinse and repeat....always repeat.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:38:12 EDT (#)
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nice fillings btw. Loves some sugar do we?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-24 16:37:49 EDT (#)
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Oh, cruel fate. Why do you mock me?
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Daredevil