Fun with poo (682 hits)
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Submitted by stok (View user info) at 2007-10-25 06:37:42 EDT
It's time for a new round of games which involve poos and shit.
The Schnitzel Game
First, go to the beach or to a sandpit. Do your poo then lightly roll the poo in sand and flatten into a patty. Serves 4.
Shoes-off poo water race 2007
You will need two players. Remove your shoes but keep your socks on. Block up your bowl with paper (hand towel works best) and lay the poo on top. The first person to finish flushes the toilet. It will then overflow, soaking the other players socks. If your socks get wet then you lose.
Salted poo
Lay a base of paper, then send a poo on top of it. Grab a salt shaker and sprinkle the salt liberally all over the poo. It will then expand. Take a pic - show your friends!
Cross cubicle nugget drop
Lay a dump into the bowl. Then grab up your pants and rush into the next cubicle and finish your business. Leave the toilet in a casual manner. All day long you will hear your colleagues talking about the solitary poo-poo with no paper in the bowl. "Who did that poo? Where is the rest of the poo and where is the paper? How did all this come about?"
Have fun with your poo.
User Reviews
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-08-10 16:11:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-08-10 15:35:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-01-04 05:44:53 EST (#)
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Your parents must be so proud (if they're not already dead from aids).
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2007-12-31 11:06:35 EST (#)
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no
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-27 08:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sometimes I fling my poo at passing motorists, as I hide behind the bushes on the interstate.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2007-10-27 08:05:05 EDT (#)
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I'm a sucker for poop.
Submitted by BlazinBull (user info) at 2007-10-26 17:18:46 EDT (#)
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The last part gave me quite the laugh.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-26 00:55:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-25 13:01:12 EDT (#)
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i have nothing to say to this.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:39:33 EDT (#)
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not too fun
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:54:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:29:30 EDT (#)
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Not your best work.
This is: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95525
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:47:39 EDT (#)
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Didnt your mum tell you never to play with your food?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:39:51 EDT (#)
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I actually thought this was funny.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:22:30 EDT (#)
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um..... why?
~Brdn_Nkd
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-25 08:39:08 EDT (#)
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I'm quite intrigued by the salted poo idea...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-25 08:36:15 EDT (#)
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That's not fun with poo.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-10-25 08:27:02 EDT (#)
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FUCK THE BEARS!!!!!
WWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-10-25 08:00:50 EDT (#)
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shit
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-10-25 07:11:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-10-25 07:11:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 07:11:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-25 07:10:44 EDT (#)
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Well, by gum, it is Thursday and when I read "Submitted by: stok" I already know it'll be shit. But when stok posts about shit on a Thursday... that's a shit trifecta right there.
Also: send this to www.poopreport.com. They love this stuff. You'll have to appear a bit more intelligent if you want to impress there, though.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-25 06:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
First, go to the beach or to a sandpit. Do your poo then lightly roll the poo in sand and flatten into a patty
I have no idea why but this did make me smirk.
hehe
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-25 06:52:38 EDT (#)
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