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Submitted by haha dumb Twin Assholes, welcome back Barry (View user info) at 2007-10-25 09:56:20 EDT


Hey, good morning!

This is Barry, otherwise known as Brdn_Nkd. I've been around for a long time and this is the first time I've ever been banned. Why am I banned you ask? who the fuck knows except Scourge and MudWhistle. Apparently those two assclowns have made the decision that I should not have a voice anymore and somehow were able to get my account shutdown.

Thankfully these two morons forgot that they've shared the account info for this alter and I was able to steal it. Scourge and Muddy, I will happily return this alter to you ONLY when my and Crystle's accounts are unbanned.

Yeah, they banned Crystle too. You know, the busty sweet girl who doesn't post over much but often comments? Yeah, that one. Why would she be banned? I have to admit that I missed the exact cause but I can tell you that she hasn't done anything to seriously warrant being kicked out. Hell, I'm not even sure she's ever been involved in ANY shenanigans.

So yeah, Brdn_nkd and Crystle have been banned by those two ass rangers and if I'm not careful I suppose they'll kill thier old alter too. In an attempt to be all diplomatic and shit I will now address those two directly, take a vacation if you like.

<appology>

Dear Scourge and MudWhistle,

Please allow me to appologize for calling you names like bicthy, and assclown and sally. I meant those comments in absolutely the nicest way and certainly didn't intend to hurt or insult you. When I told you to clean the sand out of your vagina's I truly was concerned for your well being and only wanted to make sure you were comfortable.

Please, for the love of beer, unban my and Crystle's accounts. We didn't really deserve to be put out like we have been and you know it. Congratulations on your promotions, now is the time to reign in your new powers and decide to use them only for the betterment of our daytime distraction. Come on, seriously.

I know you guys aren't the gigantic assclowns you've portrayed these last few days. In fact, I know you two to be pretty solid individuals. Of course, having proven me wrong with your behavior, I begin to wonder if I've really known you at all and find that doubt unfortunate and sad.

I don't know how or why you got your Uber promotions but I think it's seriously very early to be acting this way and ask you to reconsider. This power play, banning Crystle and I, is a transparent e-muscle flex that ultimately will gain you nothing. hmm, now that I think of it it could just be that you think you're being funny. let me assure you, you're not.

Please reconsider and unban our accounts as soon as possible so that Crystle and I may rejoin Uber as ourselves and once again talk to the people who entertain us through the day.

Sincerely, Barry Brdn_Nkd

</appology>

<rant> because I can no longer contain the rage
dumbass, taint licking, rimjob giving, idiotic, motherfuckers.

Fuck you guys right in the fucking goat ass and the fucking clown you rode in on. Get the fuck off your fucking high horses and fucking stop with the fucking douche bag heavy handed tactics. You fucking slapped me and made your fucking point now kindly fuck right the fuck off and let me fucking back.

I hope that what you profess to be a penis turns purple, swells to ten time it's size (wow, now it's probably average in size) and then pops with a lusty cork popping sound and a nasty viscous fluid explodes from what used to be your genitals. And then, your wives, upon seeing the ruins of what you supposedly delivered succesful baby batter to them with,well, I hope they point and laugh, tell your children that thier father was really a former customer of mommies, and then leave you, sad and bitter sitting in a pool of your own foul secretions.











LET MY PEOPLE GO!




























Fuckers

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-27 13:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey X Factor is on!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-27 13:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-27 14:01:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-25 17:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ameelius is HBTS? do you have proof?
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I've heard it this as well.

===

You're both wrong. Fucking hell.

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-10-27 12:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-25 15:34:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

you're not cool enough to comment on this post

and you're redundant
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Damn.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-25 17:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ameelius is HBTS? do you have proof?
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I've heard it this as well.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-26 12:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dude, what the hell?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-25 22:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dumb.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-10-25 20:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Average rating of all messages: -0.25

Sounds ever so valuable. Get lives.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-10-25 19:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wah?

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 18:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-25 17:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm having a Gay fest with Captain Thorns

----------------------------

Yes you are.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-25 17:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Gay fest

- Captain Thorns

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-25 17:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Arnie had been restored, and I am now me.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-25 17:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ameelius is HBTS? do you have proof?


and is arnie_geddon banned? but he's already second level, what happened to the first?


you people are strange.

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-25 14:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wait - *I'M* the gay one?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-25 14:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you two are really gay


reeeeeeeaaaalllly gay

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 14:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

having never done the alter thing I too find this strange. I'm glad I stole Flak because it was wierd not to rate the items i read but at the same time it doesn't seem quite right.

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-25 14:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha - you know, sad as it may seem, I totally missed the ability to drop ratings at will. :-(

I still don't feel like me... I never thought a change in user name would affect me, but it's like a coat that just doesn't fit when I see my words under beat_raven
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-10-25 14:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ban me while your at it.

That way you can put me on the fast track to killing myself. After all, I don't know what I would do if I couldn't post lame fiction, bad camwhores, and mediocre anecdotes.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-10-25 14:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ban me while your at it.

That way you can put me on the fast track to killing myself. After all, I don't know what I would do if I couldn't post lame fiction, bad camwhores, and mediocre anecdotes.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-10-25 14:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

UBERSITE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, PEOPLE!

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-10-25 13:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well if its false then it should flat out win uberliars, if its not then see my earlier reply.


http://www.ubersite.com/m/112699#2562671


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-25 13:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-25 09:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

God this is boring and more than a little pathetic.
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that ameeelius alter was entertaining as hell though! it really showcased your...i mean... whoever was running it's latent homosexuality.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-25 13:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

woman with no hair below



Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-25 13:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-25 09:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

God this is boring and more than a little pathetic.

***************************

ugh.
Seriously, enough already.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:42:25 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this shit better be sorted before round 2 uberliar submissions are due or I'll be wery wery upset.
----------------------

This shit is giving uberliars a run for its money. Assuming it's false of course.

Or even if it were true.

MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/112632#2562864

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/112632#2562858

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this shit better be sorted before round 2 uberliar submissions are due or I'll be wery wery upset.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You tell ME why I got banned, dickranger...as for Thorns, he is a true gentleman. And that's all I have to say about that.

Love,

Shlongy

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok.. I'm not sure what's going on.


Why would shlongy get banned? And why would Cpt Thorns give shlongy his name?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:29:16 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

these make no sense to me at all.

what's going on?
-----------------------------

Simple. Some of us are lying about being banned. Guess how many, tunalips.


Love,

Shlongy

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

blah blah blah

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

these make no sense to me at all.

what's going on?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no

wait

sweetie...I meant take him down our gullet


please, don't go

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

mustard yellow? Seriously??

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

actually folks, I haven't banned anyone...it's all been scourge but he made me go along with him on his dirty adventure or he was going to post a picture of himself on uber everyday for a year (think George Costanza on the the couch) and I just couldn't let that happen to UBer. but now I say fuck it, join with me against the mighty asshole that is scourge and we can take him down!
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how gay.


you and i are through, lover.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

arnie, shouldn't you be in bed?

---

Yes. I suppose I should be.

Go rugby woo. Or something like that.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But Lungfish is awesome.

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

arnie, shouldn't you be in bed?

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes I am.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There will be no hole today!



Geddon is a bastard of the highest order

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Crystle, shouldn't you be in church?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

actually folks, I haven't banned anyone...it's all been scourge but he made me go along with him on his dirty adventure or he was going to post a picture of himself on uber everyday for a year (think George Costanza on the the couch) and I just couldn't let that happen to UBer. but now I say fuck it, join with me against the mighty asshole that is scourge and we can take him down!

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my head is going to 'splode here.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Forensic - are we still on for lunch? I expect a full course meal witha serving of hole on the side. 12:00 good?

Love,

Shlongy

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You shut up, Bonnie. And give Lungfish your jeans. He's dead sexy.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:12:42 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And then they banned me, for no apparent reason. I mean, I'm dead sexy.

Lungfish was nice enough to let me use this account, because he's awesome. And dead sexy. I mean, Lungfish is the greatest. And dead sexy.

It's 3:00 the morning here. Why am I awake?

Love, Arnie_Geddon

ps, FG is a massive fatty.

--------

THAT'S A NICE TO SAY TO SOMEONE WITH A GLANDULAR PROBLEM!



WEEEEEP






ps, Geddon licks doggie anus. Pass it on.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

not me, jeanneee.

i don't write like a lil' mongo.

this is barry abusing my alter.




if you get it banned, i'm going to mail you a pile of steaming horseshit

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

THIS POST IS A FUCKING LIE

They are not TWIN assholes, but TRIPLETS

BEHOLD THE HIDEOSITY
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85294

This horror show took place just before they ate that poor attractive female.

The only thing that remained was her poor vagina, which none of the mastadons would go near.

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

great honk.


I'm confused. Muddy, Scourge, what is REALLY going on here??

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And then they banned me, for no apparent reason. I mean, I'm dead sexy.

Lungfish was nice enough to let me use this account, because he's awesome. And dead sexy. I mean, Lungfish is the greatest. And dead sexy.

It's 3:00 the morning here. Why am I awake?

Love, Arnie_Geddon

ps, FG is a massive fatty.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:48:37 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Could someone possibly do a wee round up bulletin of what is going on here for the cheap seats? I've been away and feel I have missed out on some shennays. Need a good laugh.
--------------------------

Okay knobgobbler...because I'm SUCH a nice guy, I'll oblige: Crystle and Brdn_Nkd got banned for pissing off Muddy and Scourge. Brdn_Nkd got a hold of the flakmonkey account and is using it to post. Crystle got a hold of beat_raven and is using THAT to post.

And since apparently The Douchebags Formerly Known As Scourge and BAMF got ME banned, Thorns was nice enough to let me use his account to post this message.

Next time, pay more attention, okay, assbandit?


Love,

Shlongy

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no one really needed the wrap up there douchenozzle

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

when I got the account it had the twin assholes thing in the name and so I left it as was and added my own bit. I am normally known as brdn_nkd or Barry if you've gotten to know me at all. crystle and I were banned for nothing and would like our accounts back. that about sums it up.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Could someone possibly do a wee round up bulletin of what is going on here for the cheap seats? I've been away and feel I have missed out on some shennays. Need a good laugh.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm really not sure anymore, baby

but i'm taking meds to help me figure it out.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sorry BAMF, I guess I just get confused with all the nicknames and alters. Are you Twin Assholes or is that someone else?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sigh.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

<dislodges stick from rectum>

Thank you.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey look it's someone that DOESN'T HAVE A STICK STUCK UP THEIR ASS!

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shenanigans +2. This place was beginning to get a little boring.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i don't even know 'er

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fucker

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

better yet, why don't you put a noose around your neck and the ceiling girder, jump off your chair with a sign that says 'I'm brdn_nkd" on it

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I suppose if you REALLY wanted proof I could post a screen shot of my computer. then you'd see me logged in as flak, logged into my computer as "bat", and my yahoo mail in task bar showing brdn_nkd

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

next you'll tell me I'm not a real boy. weep



c'mon muddy, you're camped here, taunting me, why don't you fix this proper.

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it really is me, barry. I guess I don't know how to prove that since I'm here and you're there but it really is me.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

correction I HAVE NOT MADE ONE single post about this.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

call me out jeannee....could you be more dramatic, what is this an AA meeting...have I been spotted relapsing or some shit?

anywho...I have made one single post in regards to this matter so bark up another tree..woof

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it's barry, fo shizzle

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hi... um, scourge? Barry?

Whatever BAMF, this business is tired and you know it. And I reserve the right to call you out on it.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

B@W

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

then look away, you have 112000 other posts to check out if you'd like.

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hi Jeanneee

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This shit is so gay, nobody's really banned and nobody even gives a crap. I'd rather look at fake camwhores than this BS.

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Seriously, hes right you guys need to take a fucking valium and unban these ppl, thay ain't done shit to deserve it.

Quit being fucktards and use your powers for the betterment of all uberkind.



Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ok, so now that you're being a giant cock sore I took a look and I did actually comment favorably on one of your posts. the one with the emu. part of the reason for the positve rating was that the post made me think of Strange Brew when they're in court and the guy says something like "this obviously can't be a fake as you can see there's a date and time stamp in the bottom of the picture and those are nearly impossible to fake.

beyond that I don't see any reason to begin to care. write something good and maybe I will until then; Who the fuck are you?

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

actually I don't care who you are as you have not really given me a reson to. I don't recall a post of yours that was particularly good or entertaining, thus I have no reason to recognize or care about you. you're certainly welcome to comment all you fucking want. Ultimately all I'd really like is to have my damn account back so I can continue with the workday work avoidance.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 15:20:05 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

who the fuck are you? I don't actually care so don't bother answering.
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LOL. That's why instead of deleting who the fuck are you? you spent longer writing the next bit as you thought that it might belittle me that you don't know who I am. As afterall Ubersite is all about being popular, so that you can get in on all the super cool shenanigans!

LOL. You're not very smart are you? If you didn't actually care then you would have deleted "who the fuck are you?" instead of spending longer writing the next bit.

What you were actually trying to do was belittle me by saying "you're not popular enough to comment on our super cool shenanigans!!" Why didn't you just say that, pussy?

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you're not cool enough to comment on this post

and you're redundant

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:31:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 15:20:05 BST (#)
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who the fuck are you? I don't actually care so don't bother answering.
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LOL. That's why instead of deleting who the fuck are you? you spent longer writing the next bit as you thought that it might belittle me that you don't know who I am. As afterall Ubersite is all about being popular, so that you can get in on all the super cool shenanigans!

LOL. You're not very smart are you? If you didn't actually care then you would have deleted "who the fuck are you?" instead of spending longer writing the next bit.

What you were actually trying to do was belittle me by saying "you're not popular enough to comment on our super cool shenanigans!!" Why didn't you just say that, pussy?

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:20:05 EDT (#)
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who the fuck are you? I don't actually care so don't bother answering. I'd really just like to be able to log in and post/comment as myself.

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:16:47 EDT (#)
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Fuck you assclowns are pathetic, do you really expect the (mostly) intelligent people who frequent this website to believe any of this? Just STFU.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:15:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-25 09:59:53 EDT (#)
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God this is boring and more than a little pathetic.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:12:35 EDT (#)
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sorry but no

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:10:57 EDT (#)
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I am hung over. I drank a lot of lienie's red last night. it was delicious.


Come on guys, let me have my account back again. You can have Flakmonkey back. <i just imagined those two sentences being said by chunk from goonies while he's holding onto his substantial belly fat>

I need a costume idea. I've thought reno 911 would e funny and all kinds of wrong but I'm not sure I have the time to put it together.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:10:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:02:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-25 09:59:53 EDT (#)
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God this is boring and more than a little pathetic.

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 09:59:46 EDT (#)
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fuck it, maybe I'll just quit.

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 09:59:28 EDT (#)
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whatever, I just want to be able to log in as myself again.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-25 09:59:18 EDT (#)
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Shenanigans

Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-10-25 09:58:34 EDT (#)
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grade F shenny's


See you in hell, candy boys!!

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