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Shlongy can lick my taint (726 hits)

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Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2007-10-25 10:01:28 EDT




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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-10-27 02:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-25 20:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Awe, schlongy and captain thorns are trading names like little lovers do. How cute.

Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-25 19:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Swampdonk! My nigga!

What up terrorist?

BTW: Easily the funniest picture I have seen in 7.714 years, EASILY!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-25 19:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SWAMPY get on Yahoo and talk to me. I'm bored.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-25 18:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 18:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-25 16:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

now, post his info again, jimthefiend
--------------------

Whatever happened to jim-the-fiend? That dude was a riot.


He went to jail for being a fucking rapist or paedo or something.

Figures you'd be a fan of his, Shithead.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-25 18:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nah

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-10-25 18:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 18:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-25 16:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

now, post his info again, jimthefiend
--------------------

Whatever happened to jim-the-fiend? That dude was a riot.



Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-25 16:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

now, post his info again, jimthefiend....

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-25 15:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh great...I suppose this is what I get for attempting to join the fun.

QUIT TAINTING MY GOOD NAME SOHNGLEE

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-25 15:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I didn't think it was possible but you are actually even less funny or interesting than Oathmeal.

Never thought THAT would happen around here.

- Captain Thorns

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-25 14:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

but...but that is a HATE word.

my eyes have been defiled!

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

needs more hate

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-25 12:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No thanks. I'd rather lick my OWN taint, turdbreath.

Thorns sure was stupid to let me use his account.


Love,

Shlongy

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Seriously, Swampie. I wanna suck your dick.
----------------------------------

The way you woo me gives me shivers.
--

Now that wins reply of the day in my book. May actually be the week to be honest

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Seriously, Swampie. I wanna suck your dick.
----------------------------------

The way you woo me gives me shivers.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Seriously, Swampie. I wanna suck your dick.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 swampie!

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Another tool fan.

I can see i'm going to have to dig deeper to become a complex and unique individual.




Shlongy ain't so bad... He's easy to wind up, though.


Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Could it be that weirdo frontman Maynard James Keenan has joined up?

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member4574228.htm

No.

Submitted by MaynardJK79 (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Anti-Shlongy = Auto +2

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is better than the other one.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+7 for "Sweet Coitus"

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ha ha. you said taint.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2!!! taint!

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2!!! taint!

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

LICK IT GOOD, YOU LITTLE FREAK!

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nope, been done before.


Well let's call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would
say, `Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't
Homer J. Simpson.'

-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage