Shlongy, please, educate me! (218 hits)
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Submitted by casual sloring anyone? (View user info) at 2007-10-25 10:40:24 EDT
Shlongman! Please help me, I'm but a young buck. Teach me the art of your priceless antics, and your oh so memorable witticisms! Educate me so that in eons from now, when I reach your age, I might reach half the level of intense coolness you have amassed! Oh please Shlongy!
p.s. If you do a good job in teaching, I'll surely be able to convince my girlfriend to show you her hole.
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:32:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-25 11:12:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:50:32 EDT (#)
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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:56:34 EDT (#)
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ooh ooh ooh, i wanna be just like you, I wanna dance like, sing like you ooh.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:54:42 EDT (#)
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I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the
lightbulb.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:50:32 EDT (#)
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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:48:08 EDT (#)
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Somehow I don't think Shlongy is a "Payment On Delivery" kind of guy.
Expect to be asked for Payment Up Front (pun intended).
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:44:04 EDT (#)
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Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:42:26 EDT (#)
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said Simple Simon to the Pieman
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-25 10:41:07 EDT (#)
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HOORAY.