Just another sign of that evolution doesn't exist... (767 hits)
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Submitted by Imperative Bullshit (View user info) at 2007-10-26 15:30:47 EDT
It's not easy to ignore them. Those pesky little signs that show the world exactly what kind of cluster-fuck America has turned into. Oil prices are climbing. Waters are encroaching our shores. Fires are burning down houses in California. A city is drowned by a bitch named Katrina. Ahem. Excuse me. But seriously? Come on. One group lives in the desert. And the other lived below sea level. Go figure that shit is bound to happen.
It's not that I don't care. I do. I really do. Maybe just not as much as the next person.
We demonize people for wanting to make a difference. And immortalize the insipid actions of countless money-bag cunts and dicks. Really. Does Hogan actually know best? Do I care which D-grade actress can dance better? What can I learn from watching Mrs. Beckham try to get her American license?
Of course, our entertainment and environment isn't the only thing going down hill. We've all known pretty much everySo I ask. I
How justified is my headache when I read that a professional football player for the Miami Dolphins was, well, gee gosh darn surprised to hear those folks over in London spoke English? Says Channing Crowder, "I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that."
"I know [a player] London Fletcher. That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name."
Kudos to him for at least using the word "coincidental", though.
The Dolphins are playing the NY Giants at Wembley Stadium this Sunday, so Londoners, maybe you should buy this guy a fucking map, with a big red arrow pointing to England, saying "You are here." Or just send him back here.
Let's try to stop the stupidity from leaking out of this country. The rest of the world has bigger problems.
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:58:43 EST (#)
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i think I was the one who rated this as flak.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-30 01:44:26 EDT (#)
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If it's any consolation: your mind is still quite stimulating....can I touch it?
mmmm BRAINS!!!!
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:20:52 EDT (#)
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i am able to read between the lines
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-28 15:58:00 EDT (#)
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Of for fucks sake people. I know evolution exists. Jesus. I found his quote humorous - i.e. the evidence of our lousy American educational system.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-10-28 15:31:07 EDT (#)
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I'm so sick of hearing you knuckle-draggers citing one idiot as "proof that evolution doesn't exist"
It's not ironic, or edgy or funny. You're worse than Christians.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-10-27 21:39:02 EDT (#)
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Don't make me go noodly on yer ass!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91284
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-27 04:12:24 EDT (#)
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Evoution does exist.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-26 22:49:23 EDT (#)
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Pardoni Moi whilst I puke.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-26 22:23:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-26 22:03:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:43:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:41:03 EDT (#)
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Evolution does exist.
However most humans choose not to participate in improving the gene pool.
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Probably because mistakes are usually more fun.
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I am not following....What I meant was that people will breed without any thought to what they are making. Usually every reason but to improve the species, rather most breed irresponsibly at the behest of their church to enlarge philosophical numbers in the religion war. Or by their economies to make more happy little consumers.
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It was an attempt at sarcasm. Don't worry, it didn't come off, actually most of the post was sarcasm and it didn't really come across, I'm off my game today (sick, went in late to work, stayed late, blew my Friday to shit). But I get what you're saying. And you're right, people aren't usually thinking about improving mankind when they start popping out kids. Mostly it's along the lines of "Oh, a mini me!" Because my family used up what I believe is more than their fair share of carbon units, I'm following Larkin's advice and avoiding adding to the gene pool at all. I view it as my gift to the earth.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-26 22:03:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:43:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:41:03 EDT (#)
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Evolution does exist.
However most humans choose not to participate in improving the gene pool.
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Probably because mistakes are usually more fun.
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I am not following....What I meant was that people will breed without any thought to what they are making. Usually every reason but to improve the species, rather most breed irresponsibly at the behest of their church to enlarge philosophical numbers in the religion war. Or by their economies to make more happy little consumers.
Sure sometimes you get exceptions and get evolutionary mutations as a survival mechanism, or random chance, but for the same reason, do we not owe to ourselves and our children to provides them the best possible future? If I ever breed it will be with a woman who meets my standards. Of course she'll have to lower hers and then I'd lose all respect for her and give her self-esteem issues.
Our children will be superior to both us (more than likely, again that slight bit of randomness gets thrown in and the lil fucker could have webbed toes or some shit)... but most people don't consider alot of this when they spill their seed where ever.
Although I can't say much...I was born out of wedlock, given up for adoption etc etc... I am total product of lust, the condom broke, whatever...but I am healthy, intelligent, and I look ten years younger than my actual age.
too long of an answer... sorry.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-26 20:24:04 EDT (#)
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Heh.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-26 18:14:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-10-26 18:00:27 EDT (#)
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"Waters are encroaching our shores."
Haven't they always done that?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-26 17:45:50 EDT (#)
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This dude might not know where England is, but I bet even he knows that evolution exists. And I bet he doesn't say "sign of that" either.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-26 17:36:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-10-26 16:59:36 EDT (#)
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HE WAS JOKING YOU FUCKIN TOOL
GO PACK GO WOO!!!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-26 17:22:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-10-26 16:59:36 EDT (#)
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HE WAS JOKING YOU FUCKIN TOOL
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-10-26 16:59:36 EDT (#)
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HE WAS JOKING YOU FUCKIN TOOL
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-10-26 16:34:53 EDT (#)
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Your writing is akin to beating a downs syndrom kid with a shovel. Just sad. Just go away.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-10-26 16:17:33 EDT (#)
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Never seen that one.
I figure the Hukster needs to just tell the ghosts
"WATCHYOU GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON THE SPIRT WORLD? BROTHER."
I wish this reality show crap would end, it's ruining my childhood memories.
Hogan was the greatest thing back in the 80's
Ozzy was scary.
Gene Simmons was cool.
now they're just old guys.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-26 16:11:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-26 16:08:58 EDT (#)
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He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London.
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One of the stupidest things Ive ever read, how does that guy remember to even breath. Christ.
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My thoughts exactly. It's disturbing, but yet, so sadly funny. In a way.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-26 16:10:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-10-26 16:06:23 EDT (#)
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for the record Hogan ALWAYS knows best!
Well, now see. That answers my question.
Technically I've only ever watched the episode when they hired the woman to purge their house of evil spirits...my friend used to work for the that crazy bird. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Though...she gives a mean clean colon cleansing.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-26 16:08:58 EDT (#)
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He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London.
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One of the stupidest things Ive ever read, how does that guy remember to even breath. Christ.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-10-26 16:06:23 EDT (#)
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for the record Hogan ALWAYS knows best!
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:53:31 EDT (#)
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evolution consists of random mutation, if the mutation is successful then future descendants will inherit it and genetic drift will occur
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:51:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:51:33 EDT (#)
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we speak different languages.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:43:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:41:03 EDT (#)
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Evolution does exist.
However most humans choose not to participate in improving the gene pool.
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Probably because mistakes are usually more fun.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:41:21 EDT (#)
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OUR SPORTS NEGROES ARE PAID TO CRUSH PEOPLE THERES NO TIME FOR BOOK LEARNIN
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:41:03 EDT (#)
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Evolution does exist.
However most humans choose not to participate in improving the gene pool.
Some idiot that can play football will have 5 or 7 baby momma's before he "graduates" (read either gets hurt or gets drafter into the NFL) and leaves college.
same people who think the orignal song "Mary, Mary..." ends in ..."why ya buggin?" by RUN DMC (not dissing them btw...one of the few rap groups I ever liked).
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:35:53 EDT (#)
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Damnit. There's a bunch of mistakes. My apologies.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:34:39 EDT (#)
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Good news catch.
You're surprised by this? College ball is the epicenter of ignorance. I'm not surprised by it, but I am surprised that I am still saddened whenever I see something like this.
Of course when I was in the UK years ago a local told me, "I would never go to America. You get shot when you try to cross the street!"
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:33:22 EDT (#)
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Fuck. I mistyped the title. Well, evolution apparently doesn't exist here either.