GPF...Thou Shalt Not (846 hits)
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Submitted by God Hates U (View user info) at 2007-10-26 15:34:21 EDT
"Thou shalt not fry chicken whilst not wearing any pants or underwear."
"Thou shalt not punish the wicked. I shalt. But thou shaltn't."
"Thou shalt not accept gay people, therefore condemning millions to hostility and abuse, because that would just be the right thing to do."
"Thou shalt not speak in pseudo-Old-English. It jez'ain't teh kewl, d00d."
"I shall smite them with a plague and their eyes shall consume away in their sockets. And I shall bring upon them a madness, a black blain, and a drooling; and they shall mourn like doves and bellow like hippopotomi in their sorrow. I shall cause their livestock to fail: their camels shall not hump, their asses shall not flourish, and their coneys shall not watch television. I shall bring an enema - enemy, sorry - against them and he shall carry them away in an iron trunk and sell them to the Hittites. Thus in My benevolence shall I bless My children."
*SIGH.......
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-10-28 15:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-27 05:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey kitten. Have a +1 on me.
Hehe.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-26 23:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:50:33 EDT (#)
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Lick my +0nus
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HAHA
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-26 23:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I shall smite them with a plague and their eyes shall consume away in their sockets. And I shall bring upon them a madness, a black blain, and a drooling; and they shall mourn like doves and bellow like hippopotomi in their sorrow. I shall cause their livestock to fail: their camels shall not hump, their asses shall not flourish, and their coneys shall not watch television. I shall bring an enema - enemy, sorry - against them and he shall carry them away in an iron trunk and sell them to the Hittites. Thus in My benevolence shall I bless My children."
*SIGH.......
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I love this
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-26 23:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahahaha
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-26 20:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+0wesome.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-26 19:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucked and you're wrong.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-26 17:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was stupid.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-26 16:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
BAM, THAT GOD.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:53:25 EDT (#)
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Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
Homer: Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his
conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
-- Homer Simpson
Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lick my +0nus
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:44:28 EDT (#)
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taste the +0ness