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Submitted by Zoobie2000 (View user info) at 2007-10-26 20:48:02 EDT


being inside
dry or wet
artificially or naturally.
Looking in her face
touching her.
But why am I telling you?
Is there something wrongG?
I like the look on your face.

When we felt something inside
And that thing inside was special but the first time was the best.

The mountain silhouetted against sky. It was breathing up and down. A thin line of silver cloud trying to say hello to the moon, but she said no.

Deciding to move on and upwards to the forest we rolled a few smokes in preparation.














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Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I like the picture but I did not like the post.

~Brdn_Nkd


Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-27 00:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Not going to say it. I don't have to by now, and you should know.

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-26 23:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is this about sex with a tranny?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-26 23:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Buttcheek baby won't you come out tonight, and show me the hair on yer poon."

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-26 22:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like...








bigbuttsandIcannotlie.
Youotherbrotherscan'tdeny.
Whenagirlwalksinwithanittybittywaist,
andaroundthinginyourface...

Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-26 22:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's a BEAUTIFUL picture.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-26 22:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't let the asshats get you down man.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-26 21:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

...las puntas grandes, es verdad.

Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-10-26 21:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wht are you trying to imply?




Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-26 21:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

nothing a coat-hanger won't fix


Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-26 21:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

nothing a coat-hanger won't fix

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-26 21:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-10-27 02:05:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Will try to follow up this story the morrow... stay tuned candy heads

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Don't.

Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-10-26 21:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Will try to follow up this story the morrow... stay tuned candy heads

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-26 20:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-26 20:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Some sort of feeble attempt at poetry/erotica??

Check out the Orgasmatron File. . .


Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-26 20:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You tried.

Submitted by japetus (user info) at 2007-10-26 20:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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