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Submitted by Manicmother (View user info) at 2007-10-27 00:43:13 EDT


This news clip has it all; alcohol, the disabled, golden showers, and pancreatic failure.


Maybe Indoninja could fuel a bonfire with this guy.

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British man jailed for urinating on disabled woman

October 26, 2007

ASSOCIATED PRESS

LONDON -- A man who urinated on a disabled woman as she lay dying in the street while his friend filmed the incident was sentenced Friday to three years in prison.

Anthony Anderson, 27, was found guilty of the charge of outraging public decency in the attack on Christine Lakinski, 50, who collapsed in a street in Hartlepool, northeast England, in July.



Lakinski, who had physical and learning disabilities, fell and hit her head while walking home. A post mortem determined she died of pancreatic failure.

Prosecutors said Anderson, who was celebrating his birthday with friends, kicked Lakinski on the foot, poured a bowl of water over her, then urinated on her as a friend filmed the assault on a mobile phone. He also sprayed her with shaving foam in the attack which lasted half an hour.

Prosecuter Sue Jacobs said one of the group shouted "This is YouTube material" during the attack.

The group left Lakinski motionless on the sidewalk and called an ambulance about 20 minutes later after they got ready to go to a nightclub. Paramedics arrived around an hour after Lakinski collapsed and found no sign of life.

Anderson, a former soldier, pleaded guilty last month. At the end of the trial his lawyer, Paul Cleasby, apologized to Lakinski's family on behalf of his client.

"He cannot explain why he did it," Cleasby said.

Judge Peter Fox called the episode "a shockingly sad story."

"You violated this woman in an incredible way and the shocking nature of your acts over a prolonged period of time must mean that a prison sentence of greater length is appropriate in this case," he said in passing the sentence at Teesside Crown Court.
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I'm at a total loss of words for this one.


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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-07 21:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I wonder what the over/under is on how many times he gets his shit packed in prison?

I wonder what the over/under is on how many times he gets pissed on after he gets his shit packed in prison?

Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-02-07 21:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

k,

Keeps on grinning ;)

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-29 09:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hi Manic!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-29 09:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This weekend I learned that your time has already changed because you stuck to the schedule instead of fucking with it like we did. I discovered this because I drunk dialed FlyingButtMonkey at an obscene hour here and it was well after ten there. She was still in bed.

Sorry Mandy!

~Brdn_Nkd

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-29 04:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*shrugs*

It's grim up north.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-10-28 15:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've always said Brits were worse than Americans

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-10-28 12:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Meh, maybe I'm just a desensitized American but...

The guy's clearly an asshole. He was probably the big jock type in high school (or the UK equivalent) that used to pick on nerds. So, he's out with his jock, asshole friends and they all get a bit too drunk. So, assholes + alcohol = mega-assholes.

They come upon this unconscious woman (at least, the article made it sound like she had fallen and knocked herself out before the assholes found her).

What do the assholes think? "Hey, she drunked too much an passd out. Imo pee on her!" "Dood sweet! Imo tape it!"

Don't get me wrong, that was a dick-move of the highest order. Under no circumstance is it ever ok to pee on someone else. But, it's not exactly like these assholes directly caused her death by their actions.

In my opinion, this is a perfect case to bring back the stocks. Chain the assholes up in the center of town for a few days (maybe a week) and let the public throw rotten food at them. It's a cheap punishment, it lets the public express it's anger, and cleanup is minimal. Hell, as part of the punishment, you could even make the assholes clean things up.

Three years in prison sounds like a quite expensive punishment for these guys. (I assume UK prisons are nearly as nice as their US counterparts) I have to believe that British taxpayer money could be better spent locking up the truly depraved and dangerous of the country (rapists, killers, murderers, etc.)

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-10-28 02:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha! Suck shit. That's what you get for calling an ambulance.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-27 22:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

...

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-27 22:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's fucked up.

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-10-27 21:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hahha wow, 3 years for peeing on someone? That seems a bit harsh.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-10-27 20:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I blame Youtube

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-10-27 18:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait, you mean to tell me people are totally fucked up? Weird...

I saw a guy get pissed on after getting knocked out in a fight. I still think after seeing a kid get pizza-slapped that it must have been more humiliating though. I mean, after the fight, you're just establishing further dominance, no? But slapping someone across the face with a shitty, greasy piece of rectangular high-school issue pizza is something that is totally and completely uncalled for.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-27 13:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

so he peed on a dying retard...sounds like my average Friday night.














I jest. that's fucking terrible.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-10-27 13:47:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ManicMother is the greates Übersite user ever!

Dispute it..... I Fucking dare you!

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-27 11:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahha yes!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-27 11:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Glorious day +2

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-27 08:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm at a loss for words as to why you're on Uber at midnight.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-27 08:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The sooner we have Mega-City One Justice Department style justice the better, Id have Hi-Exd that sick fuck.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-27 08:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-27 04:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

actually merlina you could say quite a bit more
~~~~~~~
Have you heard of the Kray twins?


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-27 06:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He only got three years as well. I hope they tear him open in jail.

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-10-27 05:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I lol'd. Does that make me a bad person?

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-27 04:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the british are always doing things like this. you'd NEVER see this happen in america.

ps i agree.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-27 04:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i'm not familiar with london

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-27 04:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

actually merlina you could say quite a bit more

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-27 04:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-27 00:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Because you know damn well that legal system is shit (I presume the same goes for Britian) and rarely do scumbags get what they deserve.

~~~~~
You got that right - Britain is the same.

When my father was alive he would sort things out with 'the boys' his own special way. He spent his teenage to mid twenties in the East End of London. Need I say more.



Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-27 03:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

yeah this made news here in the states. I read about this while I downed my yuengling and cheese steak. No more "US is the home of twisted criminals what's wrong with you people", k?

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-10-27 03:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I subscribe to Peter Singer's account of a person where a sense of temporally sustained self awareness is the key requirement. One of the corollories of this is that mentally retarded people lack this awareness, and aren't people in the proper construction of the word.

As a result, i see this crime as a form of animal cruelty, rather than cruelty to a person, and i personally have no moral problem with cruelty to animals. Taking a person's freedom for three years is disproportionate to pissing on a retard that's about to die anyway.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-10-27 03:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Did anyone in his group get in trouble? And when are we kinda talk about how schools are fucked up and mythology woman?!

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-10-27 02:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It would be +2 if he would have thrown NINE hedgehogs in her general direction, then lovingly helped her up and directed her towards a hospital.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-27 02:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

old

but he's a fucking scumbag



Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-10-27 01:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

heard about it already...fucking ridiculous.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-27 01:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've only gotten my wife drunk once. On that occasion, she told me he had a tiny penis. I love that.

I'm going to hell, aren't I?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-27 01:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ah, the scumbag variety of bikers. Unfortunately, there's quite a few of them loose.

Not the case here.



Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-27 01:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your man, however, sounds really *cool, frankly.

I love beer.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-27 01:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-27 00:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lung-

The Man is a biker.
All his friends are bikers.
A lot of my friends are bikers.
Hell, I'M a biker.

-------

That's cool, but the wife used to be engaged to a murderer (unsolved, unprosecuted) and rapist (never prosecuted). That fucker's dead now, as are a lot of her old acquaintances. Your man, however, sounds really, frankly.

I speak too much.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-27 00:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuckdammitall.

Hate lappy so much right now. Damn variable pressure sensor mouse. It has a "tap to click" feature that's oversensitive.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-27 00:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Manic, have you not figured out death yet?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-27 00:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lung-

The Man is a biker.
All his friends are bikers.
A lot of my friends are bikers.
Hell, I'M a biker.


And yes, if they would ever come up on a scene like that, they'd handle it.

In
Their
Own
Special
Way

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-27 00:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A few of the bikers my wife used to hang out with could take care of this guy. They'd never find his body. I'd ask her for you, but those guys scare the shit out of me.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-27 00:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I fucking hate people sometimes.

And so help me, a part of me yearns for vigilante justice.

Because you know damn well that legal system is shit (I presume the same goes for Britian) and rarely do scumbags get what they deserve.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-10-27 00:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll give you the matches myself, lungfish.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-27 00:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm nearly at a loss of words too, but I'm +2'ing everything tonight. I've just decided.

Can I light the bonfire?

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-10-27 00:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Harsh, man, truly harsh.


See you in hell, candy boys!!

-- Homer Simpson
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