Re "What Happened?" : It Happens. Fuck Off. (1711 hits)
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Submitted by Lungfish (View user info) at 2007-10-27 04:34:16 EDT
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-05-11 00:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why the fuck are we still here?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look better with age.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 03:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually I love getting Sacrilicious mad too, it is arousing to see a nice lady get mad hehe
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-09 02:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-08 23:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-08 23:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 only because I love when Sacrilicious gets mad (it gets me aroused) and I would like this to stay on the front page for a little while.
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Awww..you know it takes more than that to make me mad, lf, but whatever I can do to entertain you. I loves ya.
Submitted by Loki386 (user info) at 2007-11-04 20:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, James, good. Happy hunting...
Submitted by Loki386 (user info) at 2007-11-04 17:51:30 EST (#)
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Cool, har, har, what did you do for the feds?
Submitted by Loki386 (user info) at 2007-11-04 17:02:45 EST (#)
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true, true, true, just trying to get some heated debate going here. Michael?
Submitted by Loki386 (user info) at 2007-11-04 14:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Touched a nerve? Of course, and you are so smart. Wow, you have really pulled me into a upward spiral of positive thinking. I don't know why I haven't thought of all of the wonderful things you have said before. Man I'm sure glad I found you!!
That's sarcasm. I'm sure you've seen it before. Riddled through your posts. Good job!! Now you are on the same path as a million other assholes who post here. As a "big private sector guy" I would have expected so much more. But all I'm getting from you is penis jokes, and more cock humor. Boy, are you witty. Let me take a stab at your certain brand of comedy. If you don't have the dick market cornered. Here goes, "Uh, your cock is small, and so is your balls". Hows that Moses?
You obviously have no wife, kids, or pets. Did your wife leave you because you are balding? Fat? Broke? Failure? Small dick?(that ones I know you'll be proud of) And if you have kids ar they, 1. Homosexuals? Fat? Addicted to drugs? Victim of suicide, because thier father has hid head so far up his ass he can't even tell he's getting fucked by his "job, friends, peers, blacks" (pick one).
Submitted by Loki386 (user info) at 2007-11-04 12:39:37 EST (#)
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Also, (had to continue right), it's twats like you that help us lose the fight. Fight? Yes I know the last fight you were in was probably with and enlarged prostate, but listen up father time. You gave up. Period. Why are we letting minorities get jobs before us, and sometimes in place of us and hiding our heads in the sand? Is it fair to us? Is it fair to the people that the company provides the service to? Is it even fair to the socially inept minority chimp we bow down and concede our employment to? No.
Now, grab your Centrum, and your cialis, go to the bathroom "try" to have a bowel movement and mull that over. :)
Submitted by Loki386 (user info) at 2007-11-04 12:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, I am so impressed with you sharp tounge and your witty remarks on cocks. You my friend have now been dubbed the cock master. You worked for the feds right? "worked"? what happened? Did you get fired for tapping your foot in the mens room?
If you disagree with my post, then how about a rational and non-cock related comment. When you get off the aarp website of course. Cock. (that ones for you grandpa)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-31 20:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hawt.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 09:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ooops
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 09:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have nose hair and have to yank them out occasioanlly, its fun.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-29 09:39:16 EDT (#)
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It's alright except for the lumbago and the ear hair.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-29 09:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahah, mullet!!!
how's it being old?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-29 09:17:18 EDT (#)
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I automatically nominate you to be the next James Bond.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:59:14 EDT (#)
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~Brdn_Nkd
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-27 22:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A fine and distinguished looking gentleman on ubersite? No way.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-29 04:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tripped out.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-10-28 05:48:47 EDT (#)
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A far cry from that camping picture of yours.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-28 05:33:21 EDT (#)
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You look like you should be in an advert for aftershave in this picture.
You scrub up well, handsome.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-28 00:49:02 EDT (#)
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I lost that tie pin that night. I feel terrible about it. It was handmade by the groom who gave each of his groomsmen one. I suck.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-27 22:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A fine and distinguished looking gentleman on ubersite? No way.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-10-27 19:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
to quote the imortal bob and his silver bullets "20 years....whered they go?.... 20 years....i dont know...."
shit i was 6 years old in 86
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-27 15:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You rule my face off...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-10-27 13:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-27 13:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that a llama tie clip?
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I think it is.
Have another +2 for the tie clip.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-27 13:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that a llama tie clip?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-10-27 12:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are awesome.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-27 11:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-27 11:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
stoopid sexy lungfish
oh and drink a pint you big girl.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-10-27 11:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-12 14:26:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-11 11:40:45 EDT (#)
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Lungfish - Just THE coolest dude on uber.
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Agreed.
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I third that motion.
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*lights cigarette and nods head in agreement*
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uh huh. I agree.
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I would totally buy him a drink (in a non gay way) well.........
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-27 11:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'm in lust.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-27 10:20:11 EDT (#)
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I think I'm in love
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:25:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:21:16 EDT (#)
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EXACTLY. It's called "life".
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:03:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-27 08:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-27 07:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Before AND after.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-27 07:57:49 EDT (#)
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Gorgeous.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-27 07:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What? A normal looking guy not metrosexually coiffed and posed appearing on Ubersite?
It is a sign of the end times.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-27 07:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely put, my good man. Nicely put.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-27 05:27:51 EDT (#)
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way to go grey you arsehat.
screws up nose...
there's something wrong....fuck it, I'll work it out later. Nice to see you moved on from the Michael Keaton button down shirt.
fag.
fagatroid.
super fagatroid faggitty fag.
homo fag, faggit faggit.
Big, dumb, stupid homo faggit fag. twat. that's something a girl has. google it.
elton john.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-27 05:21:02 EDT (#)
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Heh. I've got a beer gut and a virtually stationary wife who nags a bit and I'm only in negotiations to buy our house and I'm going to bed.
AT LEAST IT'S NOT A MULLET LIKE ALL MY COOL FRIENDS HAD AT THE TIME
Plus, I never wore parachute pants. Not even once. I'm awesome. And I had a Led-Zeppelin shirt.
Greetz, rorrim.
'night
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-27 05:14:25 EDT (#)
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btw, nice hair chachi.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-27 05:05:30 EDT (#)
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Handsome... Years add to the personality, don't they ?
Greetzzz, and a great weekend.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-27 05:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't understand how this happens, I'm still dead sexy with v-shaped abs. Hell I'm still playing computer games.
Mind you I have no life. which incidentally rhymes with no wife. funny how no spouse rhymes with no house as well.
frowns...
i *hate* being dead sexy.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-27 04:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I watched "Carnival of Souls." Shit, we're both awesome.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-27 04:45:54 EDT (#)
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I wish I was drunk. I came home to change into my costume for a party tonight and fell asleep watching survivorman. Woke up at 2 am when my drunk roommates came home. They got fake blood on my couch.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-27 04:41:12 EDT (#)
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I'm kinda drunk. But not too bad.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-27 04:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
at least i did in january and early february. by late february i looked like an infant.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-27 04:38:18 EDT (#)
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in 1986 i looked like a fetus.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-10-27 04:37:58 EDT (#)
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erm... who?