The Emasculation of Mankind: A Hair-Based Scientific Report (13674 hits)
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Submitted by TTOM: A Meat Based Organism (View user info) at 2007-10-27 09:22:07 EDT
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-17 02:19:21 EST (#)
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Wait, I've done an emasculation post...
Now I see what you're doing. Fair enough.
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2007-11-17 02:09:01 EST (#)
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+2
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2007-11-10 12:55:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by KoD (user info) at 2007-11-09 04:37:49 EST (#)
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This crap made B@W?
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Fuck Off.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:46:11 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about KoD
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Thanks for that one Hurty
Submitted by KoD (user info) at 2007-11-09 04:37:49 EST (#)
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This crap made B@W?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-04 23:20:43 EST (#)
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Ubersite has gone down the drain. It's not your fault, or the post's fault. Just a general zeitgeist.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-04 20:53:09 EST (#)
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The appearence of this level of mediocrity on B@W signifies to me that perhaps Sauron has won. Don't get me wrong, it's the best post of the last month or so.... but that seems to be saying less and less these days.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-11-03 10:30:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-11-02 09:43:07 EDT (#)
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"arbitrary number"
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:25:31 EDT (#)
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plus farking two for steve mcqueen and for my dad being in the last photo on the right (pun, pun!), waving me goodbye as i leave for work.
krystalnacht march, Prague's jewish quarter, november 11 - see you there!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-30 17:23:01 EDT (#)
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Oh and Im now just one place away from the MVA.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-30 16:58:18 EDT (#)
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Its always the ones I make no effort on that get on b@w
Theres a lesson in there but Im too lazy to find out what it is
Submitted by keitsith (user info) at 2007-10-30 12:14:01 EDT (#)
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u pwn ubersite!
+22222222222222222222222222222
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-30 12:10:43 EDT (#)
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the bald neo-nazi looks a bit intimidating.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:47:48 EDT (#)
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B@W Bitch!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:04:41 EDT (#)
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Congrats on B@W!!!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-10-29 20:49:53 EDT (#)
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I have a beard...FUCK YEAH!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:18:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:08:44 PDT (#)
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"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious [manly] bodily fluids."
-General Ripper
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-10-29 13:02:55 EDT (#)
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Bitchin' fro post
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-29 12:44:25 EDT (#)
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Don Henley's afro!
http://www.eaglesfans.com/visuals/henley_photo_galleries/70s/afro.jpg
Did you hear? Scruggs and Henley are teaming up, thus presenting a fearsome force of evil, douchebaggery, sundresses, and cookies (biscuits to you Brits & Aussies).
Frankly, I'm worried.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-29 12:23:46 EDT (#)
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Compliment below?
Im really not sure
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-29 11:13:16 EDT (#)
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i can grow and afro lickity split.
TTOM, taking cliche topics and making them his own since like 2003
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-29 11:08:44 EDT (#)
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"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious [manly] bodily fluids."
-General Ripper
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-29 09:28:21 EDT (#)
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Between my large forehead and straight hair, there is absolutely zero percent chance of me growing an afro. This is a good thing for everyone else.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:26:07 EDT (#)
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Good thing I dont then
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-29 04:31:48 EDT (#)
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Your hair would be stupid if you had any.
Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2007-10-29 02:02:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2007-10-28 21:36:06 EDT (#)
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This post is part of a greater concept that is the "Pussification of Modern Man." I swaer I want to write my thesis on this topic if I were a Psychology Doctoral candidate.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-28 16:28:13 EDT (#)
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hahah, ginger fro reminded me of ginger baker. which in turn made me think about eric clapton, who was friends with george harrison. Here comes the sun do dee do do
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-28 15:50:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-10-28 00:40:07 BST (#)
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I'm surprised you even know who Kareem is.
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Only because Ive seen Airplane and Game of Death
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-10-28 09:57:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-10-28 03:29:20 EDT (#)
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Oh, TTOM. You ttickle me so.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-28 01:56:35 EDT (#)
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"Arbitrary number" made me giggle for about five minutes and I have no idea why.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-27 23:57:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-27 23:17:44 EDT (#)
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+2 GRAPH.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-10-27 20:19:15 EDT (#)
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while this was a nice post i must say that blade sis not sport a fro. he sported the much loved 90's haircut the flattop. made very popular by kid of kid and play. the last great fro's i have seen in a movie would be by will smith and his kid in the pursuit of happyness. never actually watched the movie but i did love the fros in the previews.
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Calling Kid's haircut a flat top does him no justice. Kid sported the much more impressive a hi-top fade.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-27 22:41:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-10-27 20:48:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-27 20:44:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-10-28 01:19:15 BST (#)
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while this was a nice post i must say that blade sis not sport a fro. he sported the much loved 90's haircut the flattop. made very popular by kid of kid and play. the last great fro's i have seen in a movie would be by will smith and his kid in the pursuit of happyness. never actually watched the movie but i did love the fros in the previews.
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Can you explain Salt N Peppa to me please? The whole thing is rather bewildering
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Don't even try and understand it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-27 20:44:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-10-28 01:19:15 BST (#)
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while this was a nice post i must say that blade sis not sport a fro. he sported the much loved 90's haircut the flattop. made very popular by kid of kid and play. the last great fro's i have seen in a movie would be by will smith and his kid in the pursuit of happyness. never actually watched the movie but i did love the fros in the previews.
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Who died and made you an expert on black people?
oh.
yeah.
Can you explain Salt N Peppa to me please? The whole thing is rather bewildering
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-10-27 20:27:23 EDT (#)
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Mondays and Tuesdays during club soccer practice there is a younger (middle school-age) team that practices next to mine. On the team there is a kid with a fro that would make Kareem tremble. Needless to say this kid is bawlin outta control.
Yes I just said bawlin.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-10-27 20:19:15 EDT (#)
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while this was a nice post i must say that blade sis not sport a fro. he sported the much loved 90's haircut the flattop. made very popular by kid of kid and play. the last great fro's i have seen in a movie would be by will smith and his kid in the pursuit of happyness. never actually watched the movie but i did love the fros in the previews.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-27 20:00:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-10-27 19:40:07 EDT (#)
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I'm surprised you even know who Kareem is.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-10-27 19:06:01 EDT (#)
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if you want a good recent no-brainer action flick watch Shoot 'em Up, Clive Owen banged Monica Belluci while shooting bad guys.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-10-27 18:48:41 EDT (#)
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Being a little punk rock hoodlum, I used to have a pretty sweet Travis Bickle-esque mohawk going on, only with about a quarter of an inch of hair on the rest of my head too. Then I saw my first fauxhawk and buzzed it off. At any given time my hair is 1-5/8 inches long. Skinhead style.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-10-27 17:21:49 EDT (#)
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That first photo is irritating. Damnit, back in my day, you had to have balls of steel to walk around with stupid hair! You had to be tough enough to physically defend yourself, or be really good at faking it. (Carrying a switchblade helped, plus it looks really badass when you whip it out. Usually effective enough to scare off any suburban white person.)
Perhaps I'm judging too much by his moist, pleading, mascara'd, anime-looking eye, but I doubt the boy in this picture would win a fight with his little sister over the front seat of mom's mini-van. Nor would he even attempt to.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-10-27 16:31:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-10-27 12:35:42 EDT (#)
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+2 even though you left out the Jew-fro.
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That's because there's nothing fucking funny about the jew fro
http://www.rabbireport.com/archives/images/wolfmother_43.jpg
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-27 13:26:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-27 12:37:19 EDT (#)
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I thought the only good bit about emo WAS the hair.
I certainly can't enjoy the shitty music, psuedomasichism and TEARS.
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But...but, that's all I HAVE.
:(
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-10-27 12:46:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-27 12:37:19 EDT (#)
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I thought the only good bit about emo WAS the hair.
I certainly can't enjoy the shitty music, psuedomasichism and TEARS.
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-10-27 12:35:42 EDT (#)
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+2 even though you left out the Jew-fro.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-10-27 12:34:30 EDT (#)
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That sounds like an insult of some sort.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-27 12:12:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-10-27 17:06:27 BST (#)
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Sometimes I almost want to be black, just to have an afro. Then I remember that whole racism thing and I change my mind.
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Anansie giving the game away there
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-10-27 12:06:27 EDT (#)
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Sometimes I almost want to be black, just to have an afro. Then I remember that whole racism thing and I change my mind.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-27 12:02:29 EDT (#)
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a splendid return to form.
let's hope that can happen at anfield tomorrow.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-27 11:54:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-27 11:49:21 EDT (#)
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mail me susie and i will allow you to send me candy :)
nickhallinbristol.at.googlemail.com
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-10-27 11:45:57 EDT (#)
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Given the right patient, yes. The Scotsman is a terrible patient as he doesn't let me take care of him, crazy man. Unfortunately, by the time I scrounged together enough money to cross the pond, you'd be well again. How about I mail some more candy?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-27 11:39:34 EDT (#)
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Its whats known as Man Flu but may actually be proper flu.
I went out to the shop earlier and the women in the supermarket felt sorry for me and gave me a lollipop. So im sat at home sucking my lolly.
God I hope drogo/CJ doesnt read this they will so get the wrong idea.
Would you be a good nurse Susie?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-10-27 11:35:59 EDT (#)
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What's the trouble EI? Plague? Hungover?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-27 11:35:15 EDT (#)
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Susie Derkins will you come and nurse me back to health?
No? mmmm k
blleeeeergh
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-10-27 11:25:47 EDT (#)
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Awesome car movies, suplexing Nicole Richie, kickass afros...this post has it all. I can't say I've ever seen an asian with an afro. But there seems to be a surprising amount with mullets at my college.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-27 11:25:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-27 11:13:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-27 10:46:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-27 15:39:19 BST (#)
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You can't argue with science.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-27 11:00:41 EDT (#)
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I laughed out loud.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-27 10:50:49 EDT (#)
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im ill, did i not tell anyone? well i am.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-27 10:46:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-27 15:39:19 BST (#)
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You can't argue with science.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-27 10:39:19 EDT (#)
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You can't argue with science.
This was great.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-10-27 10:12:54 EDT (#)
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The 'Fro is still alive and well in Detroit, TTOM.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-27 10:12:21 EDT (#)
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What I want to know is howe you found that phone in the first place.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-27 10:09:45 EDT (#)
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i see nothing standing up for male pattern baldness and its proud history.
you even have first person experience.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-10-27 10:01:23 EDT (#)
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This is some of the best stuff coming out of Uber at the moment, and that's fucking tragic because this was just... nothing.
CBG, Nerf, GLALL, where did the quality go? Fuck, I'd even read a generic Sideburns story at the moment. Now it seems "Best this Week" is 5 APWs and a GPF.
Uber needs to get its cool back somehow.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:42:32 EDT (#)
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Thats right, come to me my pretties, fall into my devious trap and allow me to climb unto the MVA where I can wreak havoc...HAVOC...with my brand of monkey-based comedy stylings
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:39:23 EDT (#)
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"pit fro"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:36:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-27 14:32:38 BST (#)
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Give the teary-eyed floppy haired cunt a brutal elbow drop from me
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Will do fella.
Actually one of them hit on my mate the other week. I watched his disastrous attempts at chatting her up with decent patter for a while, then joined in when she looked truly bored.
Me: "Here mate, look at the fucking state of you. Sling your hook."
Emo: "Eh?"
Me: "I'm not gonna lie to you, you're a fucking emo faggot and you look like you copied your hairstyle from a patch of fucking gay cactus leafs. Get the fuck out you retarded cunt."
Emo: "You gonnae make me? Outside if ye think you can!"
Me: "You've got to be kidding. Fuck it, sure."
Went outside and 3 emos started slapping me. I just walked off laughing at the cunts. They are a fucking plague.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:35:49 EDT (#)
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This did make me smile.
RAHOWA=Racial Holy War.
Don't ask me how I know.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:34:51 EDT (#)
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'albeit slowly and unconvincingly'
You always make me fucking laugh, you piece of shit
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:34:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:32:38 EDT (#)
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Give the teary-eyed floppy haired cunt a brutal elbow drop from me
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:31:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-27 14:30:33 BST (#)
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The Cathouse is a breeding ground for all that I have contempt for. The only reason I've ever went through those doors is because every other club in Glasgow plays non-stop un-tiss music.
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Exactly. Should be easy enough for my mission then!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:30:33 EDT (#)
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The Cathouse is a breeding ground for all that I have contempt for. The only reason I've ever went through those doors is because every other club in Glasgow plays non-stop un-tiss music.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:28:51 EDT (#)
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True story. I feel rough as fuck this morning and I wasn't going to bother going out tonight. As it is, I'm going to the Cathouse, with the intention of kicking the shit out of an emo. My friend will be there with her camera phone, to record this happy event.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-27 09:27:38 EDT (#)
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The ginger fro, where did you get that picture? It looks just like a guy named "Zan" I worked with once.
And yes, his name was actually "Zan."