Assholes are everywhere NSFW! (unless you hate your job) (1317 hits)
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Submitted by Respek! (View user info) at 2007-10-28 02:57:31 EDT
FUCKITY FUCK FCUK McFUCKerson FUCKO!
Why is this world so FULL OF ASSHOLES!!?!? EVERYWHERE I look theres assholes, Every-fucking-where. They're outside, skateboarding on the street, they're in all of my classes, giggling because theyre too cool too learn, they're on my Tv, jacking each other off with their assholness. THEYRE EVERYWHERE!
Today I went to supermarket to buy celery and vodka, and whats the first thing I see?? ASSHOLES! everywhere! Standing in line acting like they have better things to do, talking to each other in the aisles like they actually give a fuck, and looking at products like they care what carbs are. Theyre fucking ASSHOLES, they probably like to masturbate to midget fights.
FucK!
Theres this one girl whos an asshole. She has dreadlocks, I hate her with everything I have because she looked at me with a fucking stink eye. How dare she look down on me?!??! SHe has dreads, thats like a tatoo on your forehead that says I'M A TOTAL TOOL! Go fuck yourself ASSHOLE
Then I log onto UBER, where there are fewer assholes, because the majority of people here REALLY fucking hate people, which is why we yell at each other all the time. And then I see all these alters talking about Sports and Jews, instead of non-asshole things like puppies and rape. tHERES ASSHOLES HERE too!
IM NOT AN ASSHOLE, you cant call me one because if you do then you are an asshole, so I win because assholes who call people assholes dont count because theyre like black people with the 1/3 vote. Except with no vote at all.
I want to light this place on fire. Not Uber, but my apartment, and some campus buildings. I want to torch them all. Fucking assholes.
No wonder people rape and kill each other, theres so many assholes in the world that if you dont, they start to breed and produce more assholistic assholes. I hope we have another world war so mankind can be extinct. Extinction is peace, so kill your friends.
Fuck assholes. And fuck you too.
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-29 17:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
to the corn (hole) field
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
VERY GHEY
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-29 11:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where'd you get that pictuer of AJ?
Submitted by keitsith (user info) at 2007-10-29 11:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ah ah ^_^"
now don't be down yo, you big goofy !!
i know exactly what you need !!
Oh yes, yes, what you need is.........
.......ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCINO !!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE for FRAPPUCINOZ !!!!!!!
HuRRAYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYY (o__o )"
Ahaha, ur cute !
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 Gay NSFW
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-29 06:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a fucking retard.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-10-29 00:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-10-28 23:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I SEE YOU HAVE USED SOME CAPITAL LETTERS, YOU MUST BE AN INTERNET TOUGH GUY. +2 CAUSE I KNOW NOT TO FUCK WITH AN INTERNET TOUGH GUY.
GAY PORN IS GAY, BTW.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-28 22:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-28 05:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn, you're some waste of air. burn!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-28 05:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh fucking hell. Why did I come here?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-28 05:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-28 04:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-28 03:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PUPPIES AND RAPE
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-10-28 03:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ShimishSmortion (user info) at 2007-10-28 03:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man oh man was this fucking gay. W/e +2 because the red soxx own your face.