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Submitted by Bubba2341 (View user info) at 2007-10-28 11:13:17 EDT
Science has finally come through with the truth:
CNN is never wrong, nor is the scientific community. Everything
they say is 100% accurate, as we all know.
Redheads have a history of <insert derogatory rude remark here>
Was Shlongy a redhead when he had hair? (He'll lie. Look out).
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Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Five bad boys with the power to rock you
Blowing your mind so you gotta get into
Five, whatcha waiting four if you wanna
Three (three)
Two (two)
One let's do it
Do you wanna get freaky
when the five of us make one
You gotta push the good vibe on
If you really wanna feel it
Got da flava in my song
But I really need to know
Do you wanna get down
Do you wanna get funky
Do you wanna get down
Get on down
[Chorus:]
Slam dunk da funk, put it up
(If you got that feeling)
Slam dunk da funk, put it up
(If you got that feeling)
Slam dunk da funk, put it up
(If you got that feeling)
Slam dunk da funk
(put it up)
You gotta shoot, pass, slam baby time to set it off
I'll be up, up away, above the rim and hook a shot
Ally oop, baby, whoop, there it is and now I gotcha
Three seconds left, it's just enuff for me to rock ya
Now check it, how I flip it rock a beat 'cause
I get with it and everybody wants to be the man
with a hey, yippee yo yippee four quarter slam
everybody grab a party and just get on down
Do you wanna get down
Do you wanna get funky
Do you wanna get down
Get on down
[Chorus:]
Slam dunk da funk, put it up
(If you got that feeling)
Slam dunk da funk, put it up
(If you got that feeling)
Slam dunk da funk, put it up
(If you got that feeling)
Slam dunk da funk
(put it up)
You wanna know what hits you like a fork lift truck
We got J, AB, Rich, Sean and Scott rocking the extra
Curricular ladies love particular fella
Who knock da meter get the boom shake regular
Five bad boys, honey no, we don't quit til we hit
The rebound sound with a kick
So come on everybody, everybody in tune
As I boomshake n' rock a body
Gimme room
Clap your hands
Stamp your feet
Push it in, pull it out to the beat
[Chorus:]
Slam dunk da funk, put it up
(If you got that feeling)
Slam dunk da funk, put it up
(If you got that feeling)
Slam dunk da funk, put it up
(If you got that feeling)
Slam dunk da funk
(put it up)
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I need to get me some anger then.
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-28 17:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Forensic - temper + 15 lbs = Crystle
Anger keeps you slender.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-29 10:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
~Brdn_Nkd
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-10-29 06:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-28 17:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mr. Brilliance, The Uniter.
Write/post something, you gutless fool.
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he has
http://www.ubersite.com/u/jonnyx
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-29 06:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The guy in the mirror kind of looks like me with inferior hair.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-29 05:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-28 22:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-28 22:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And you wonder why no one thinks you're funny... Fucking Greening.
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Actually, no one here thinks. Period. Especially you.
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if you had a flavor, it would be sand. you are the blandest personality on the internet.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-29 00:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BOOOOOOOO
in the words of jonnyX, who is a carpet breathing window-licker,
EPIC FAIL
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-28 23:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-28 11:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112768
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uuuuuummmmmm for what? why would anybody want to look here?
If anything, you should tell them to look away.
Now a -1, I've seen better.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-28 22:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-28 22:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-28 19:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-10-28 19:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Was Shlongy a redhead when he had hair? (He'll lie. Look out).
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Why should he lie? There are lots of photos of him from his younger days floating around here. I'd say he was blond.
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No shit. It was a joke. Shlongy can take a joke. Can you?
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And you wonder why no one thinks you're funny... Fucking Greening.
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Actually, no one here thinks. Period. Especially you.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-28 22:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-28 19:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-10-28 19:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Was Shlongy a redhead when he had hair? (He'll lie. Look out).
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Why should he lie? There are lots of photos of him from his younger days floating around here. I'd say he was blond.
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No shit. It was a joke. Shlongy can take a joke. Can you?
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And you wonder why no one thinks you're funny... Fucking Greening.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-28 20:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-28 20:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-28 20:01:18 EDT (#)
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i admire your persistance.
*****
Thank ya. Thank ya ver mush.
(it's persistence) :)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-28 20:01:18 EDT (#)
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i admire your persistance.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-28 19:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-10-28 19:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Was Shlongy a redhead when he had hair? (He'll lie. Look out).
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Why should he lie? There are lots of photos of him from his younger days floating around here. I'd say he was blond.
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No shit. It was a joke. Shlongy can take a joke. Can you?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-10-28 19:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Was Shlongy a redhead when he had hair? (He'll lie. Look out).
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Why should he lie? There are lots of photos of him from his younger days floating around here. I'd say he was blond.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-28 19:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nugatory
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-28 17:55:21 EDT (#)
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So, is the guy in that pic dying his hair? Looks kinda brown at the hairline.
My hair is about as long as that guy's. Not as neat and tidy though. I just hate getting fuckin haircuts.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-28 17:53:33 EDT (#)
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I say we all chip in and buy The Uniter a HAR HAR ANONYMOUS DOUCHEBAG!!! t-shirt... except we wouldn't know who to send it to.
Method - balls - wit = The Uniter
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-28 17:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-28 20:23:02 GMT (#)
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Actually, the red-headed modern man in the pic isn't half bad looks wise. I'd do him.
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But his face is concave!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-28 17:10:07 EDT (#)
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Mr. Brilliance, The Uniter.
Write/post something, you gutless fool.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-28 17:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Forensic - temper + 15 lbs = Crystle
Anger keeps you slender.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-28 17:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba - penis + degree = Forensic
Not sure about the beard
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-28 17:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha at the exchange below
I was picking on Jack AND you, Bubba, you dumbass.
Forensic was being humorous and her 0 is generous for this piece of shit.
Focus your retarded anger this way.
I LOVE IT
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-28 16:55:00 EDT (#)
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I know YOU weren't picking on Jack.
Jeeze calm the fuck down.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-28 16:31:58 EDT (#)
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For Christsakes, Forensic, I wasn't picking on Jack.
He knows it, too. Look at his rating.
Read between the lines.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-28 16:23:02 EDT (#)
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Actually, the red-headed modern man in the pic isn't half bad looks wise. I'd do him.
And I actually knew someone who resembled the red-headed Neanderthal composite.
Nothing wrong with gingers.
I have to say this because gingers are kind of close to blondes. If I were to pick on Jack for being a ginger, he could come back at me with something about the genetic freakishness of blondes.
Besides, Crystle would kick my ass.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_hair
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-28 14:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba + talent - decade = McCallum
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-28 12:12:48 EDT (#)
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duh......Mick Hucknells a read head.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-28 11:51:10 EDT (#)
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That idea has been around a while. Along with some really interesting ideas about the Neanderthal brain and how it was... different. Better in some ways, worse in others.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-28 11:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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