UberLiars Round Two Repost (730 hits)
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Submitted by ripple (View user info) at 2007-10-28 18:50:03 EDT
Sorry I didn't do this sooner!
Because there were so many people who didn't end up actually submitting, I kind of changed the bracket. I hope you'll forgive me. The people who won by default will be facing each other in this round.
ROUND TWO MATCHUPS
Leonore
ChaosJester
Paralyzed_By_Hope
Hilarity_ensues
Brdn_Nkd (D)
i_can_get_you_a_toe (D)
Circe (D)
MudWhistle (D)
Skrapmetal (D)
PLEASE REMEMBER TO EMAIL ME. . . TOE, THAT MEANS YOU!
User Reviews
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-11-01 22:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IS ANYONE ELSE GOING TO POST??
ive only gotten emails from paralyzed, skrap, and jester. ill give you guys till saturday, cause we all know i wont post the next round after 2 seconds, anyway.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-31 19:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112850 would be my R2 submission.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-30 15:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-30 07:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll go up against steak if you like so there is no 3 way
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Last I checked, it was a one way, as I'm the only one I know of who was "unfairly" left out.
I've got an idea with this one, and it'll probably go down in flames. Feel free to ride the titanic once it takes off though.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EM, I have been in Spain long while and now I am in Norfolk. We passed like ships in the night. I've been neglecting Uber in a trade off for spending time with actual human beings, plus my job made t imposssible to get on.
Hope things are good with you.
I'm off to go and try not to kill myself on a motorbike. I goddamn hate motorways.
Take it easy x
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-30 07:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll go up against steak if you like so there is no 3 way
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-30 01:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Steak never loses.
I'll take that challengeish.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-10-30 00:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
touche, steak, but im too lazy/busy/stressed to figure out how to do anything about this travesty. if you want to create your own 'wrongfully ousted' bracket, be my guest.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-29 23:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not your average submission. Most people have two straightforward stories. I decided that'd be boring, so I did my own thing.
I correctly assumed, most people would write a story in the standard format. I decided that there was no actual standard format, because there wasn't one stated. All I had to do was to post one lie, and another true event. You never said how.
If you're disqualifying me based on time, I was given till wednesday, and I posted monday. Well within the time limits.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-10-29 23:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ripple did say she'd give away the answers on this post but she must be too busy to RUN HER OWN GODDAMNED CONTEST!
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yes, i am. i actually said that i would leave it up to the authors. that would be you.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-10-29 23:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
steak, i love you, but how could that be a submission? but yeah, i got me a pirate hat.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-29 22:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-29 12:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, did I lose?
How could I have lost, it was completely awesome, twice in a row.
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Apparently, ripple has you as DNS, meaning I won our round by (D)efault.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/112636
That was my submission. I thought I posted late, but I got it in two days before the deadline. I sent the email and everything.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-29 12:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, did I lose?
How could I have lost, it was completely awesome, twice in a row.
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Apparently, ripple has you as DNS, meaning I won our round by (D)efault.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-29 12:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, did I lose?
How could I have lost, it was completely awesome, twice in a row.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 11:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i just got Paralyzed_By_Hopes right too.
Face it MW I OWN YOU!
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-29 11:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Round Deuce.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112786
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-29 10:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'really good'
you sure about that...so far you know that you got 2 right out of what...14 or so.....you could be hitting less that 20% for all you know
i'm a raincloud
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 10:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow I really am good at this. You know what im gonna become a child psychologist, yes im likening uber to how children are. But to be honest I cant deal with unhappy seperating couples talking to me about what bastards their partners are.
Children are more of a test too as they havent been conditioned to lie.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-29 10:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Em, you were right about mine I believe: http://www.ubersite.com/m/112558
~Brdn_Nkd
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I reckon CJ has some rage but his huge desire for bum to cock action may overwhelm him.
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Em knows me so well...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oooh you are one big liar skat man.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mini-game:
1) skeeee bop bop bada dope, ba ba bada bope.
2) ske be de beep yom do dom dom, yom do dom dom.
guess.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im not entirely sure people are that good at picking liars on this site, everyone is considered a liar in some shape or form.
I may of been wrong of some of these stories but I know I can tell if someones lying, unfortunatly some people have lied with both submissions.
If you can just pick the differences between the stories you are fine, remember we are all conditioned that lying is bad so there are some hints in every story unless we have 2 year olds or pathological liars on Uber.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont know if i can handle a sissyfight.
i actually liked his post.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I reckon CJ has some rage but his huge desire for bum to cock action may overwhelm him.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
should be an easy win for assholy, CJ will probably just stand there and let you beat the shit out of him.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh im sorry, im sure yours was better than CJs anyway.
I think you should go through.
How about a sissy fight between you and CJ to decide?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ripple did say she'd give away the answers on this post but she must be too busy to RUN HER OWN GODDAMNED CONTEST!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i would tell you if you got mine right but you didnt have the decency to participate on my page.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahh ok MW....seee i think im good at analysing and suchlike but without the results being given I just dont know! Its a bit pointless me even rating.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EI, you guessed mine right which put you in the minority...I think I might have fooled about 80% of the voters.
in all honesty though...they were both true stories i just added one or tow lines worth of lies to the first story to make it a lie.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-10-29 06:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-28 23:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how did i not make it to round two? my post was awesome.
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you fooled 46% of reviews... chaos got 63%.
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yeah, but i fooled 100% of the people who guessed the other story.
and chaos cheated. i swear.
i demand a recount.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was testing my powers of deduction!! I demand answers.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh well, I am a bad liar.
There you go.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sooo how do i find out if my true and falses were correct? that was the only reason I was playing.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's mine: http://www.ubersite.com/m/112780
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-29 04:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A three-way round this time? Against Circe and Mudwhistle? Should be interesting.
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keep your pants on.
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Trust the hell out of me, I was only talking about the writing competition. I like to have the only sausage in the gumbo.
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yeah, i'm pretty much the shrimp
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what does the (D) stand for?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-29 04:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A three-way round this time? Against Circe and Mudwhistle? Should be interesting.
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keep your pants on.
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Trust the hell out of me, I was only talking about the writing competition. I like to have the only sausage in the gumbo.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
10-4, good buddy.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-29 07:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-29 04:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A three-way round this time? Against Circe and Mudwhistle? Should be interesting.
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keep your pants on.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-29 06:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ripple - what was my percent? It was low wasn't it?
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-10-29 06:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-28 23:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how did i not make it to round two? my post was awesome.
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you fooled 46% of reviews... chaos got 63%.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 06:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey LM where have you been?? New life and all that jazz hey?! Still not done that little meet up :(
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-10-29 06:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not sure what this is all about, as i have been out of action, but I like the pic, so have a 2+
Hey Em, been missing you sweetheart.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 06:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh oh. you are sooo rude
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-29 06:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crab paste actually.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 06:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah well its your fucking underwear, mmmmmmm tuna steak.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-29 06:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cross dresser below.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 05:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor orphelia I believe your filth
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-29 04:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A three-way round this time? Against Circe and Mudwhistle? Should be interesting.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-29 03:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't get through :(
Uber saw through my lies.
Good luck to everyone. And thank you to ripple
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-29 03:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These things can be a pain.
You should deal with the issue I'm facing...
Good Luck!!!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-28 23:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how did i not make it to round two? my post was awesome.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-28 23:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got told off :(
won't fail you this time around cap'n
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-10-28 23:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-10-28 22:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ripple for UBERMADNESS chairperson 2008 WOOO
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i am so insulted... that would imply that im not only incompitent, but that i CARE.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-10-28 22:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ripple for UBERMADNESS chairperson 2008 WOOO
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-28 21:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did I somehow lose?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-10-28 21:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU COULD HAVE PUT ME IN AS A SUB
WAY TO RUN A CONTEST
WHAT ARE YOU, THE UBERMADNESS COMMITTEE?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112606
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-28 19:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-28 19:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
picture
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-28 19:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV0BxHqS48Y
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-28 19:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was a contest?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-28 18:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NEEDS MORE GAY
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-10-28 18:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh right... lets say theyre due on thursday at noon eastern.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-28 18:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's almost goatse