two songs that rock your socks off (566 hits)
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Submitted by kracka (View user info) at 2007-10-29 08:03:27 EDT
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to f**k her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f**kin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna f**k you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's f**kin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll f**kin f**k you discreetly
And then I'll f**king bone you completely
But then I'm gonna f**k you hard
Hard
We're talking away
I don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, OK?
Take on me, take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two
So needless to say
I'm odds and ends
But that's me stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is OK.
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry
[ Lyrics accessible from http://www.rare-lyrics.com ]
Take on me, take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two
Oh the things that you say
Is it life or
Just a play my worries away
You're all the things I've got to
remember
You're shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway
Take on me, take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*looks online for lyrics to Gimme That Nut by Easy E*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-29 21:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HTBD, Will you very kindly refrain from using my name, any derivative thereof, or anything that has to do with me personally. I find it quite strange that you people have a propensity to call me by name, or anyone else on this site, even if only to rile my feathers. It's a creepy obsession that you people have with me. Again, please don't do that.
Thank you,
S.I. Co. Semen
****
Er..... Who told people here what your name is??
It wasn't me and it sho nuff wadn't bart.
??
<stfu>
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-29 17:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
drum and bass
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-29 14:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-29 14:10:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-10-29 13:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86882
I did the first one.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 10:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still Merlina!!
heehe you dirty dawg you.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-29 10:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 09:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MERLINA!!!!!!!!!!
~~~
Is okay, it was before I met The Bloke
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-29 10:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't understand this or any of the reviews. Smell my 0.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-29 09:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"fasterickasteriskk"? Why not type "fuck" if you mean "fuck" and you know every reader will read "fuck"?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 09:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MERLINA!!!!!!!!!!
*faints*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-29 09:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I blame that first song on an affair I had with a seventeen year old when I was 32. He played it on my guitar - first time I'd heard it.
*shudder*
oh the things we do...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-29 09:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
agreed.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-29 09:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the drawing is amusing
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-10-29 09:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Richard Cheese is beyond awesome. http://www.richardcheese.com/
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His version of "People Equals Shit" is really pretty catchy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some people stand in the darkness
Afraid to step into the light
Some people need to help somebody
When the edge of surrender's in sight
Don't you worry
It's gonna be alright
Cause I'm always ready
I won't let you out of my sight.
I'll be ready
I'll be ready
Never you fear
No don't you fear
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here.
In us we all have the power
But sometimes it's so hard to see
And instinct is stronger than reason
It's just human nature to me
Don't you worry
Its gonna be alright
Cause I'm always ready
I won't let you out of my sight.
I'll be ready
I'll be ready
Never you fear
No don't you fear
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here.
(Instrumental)
Cause I'm always ready
I won't let you out of my sight
I'll be ready
I'll be ready
Never you fear
No don't you fear
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here.
Forever and always
I'm always here
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HTBD, Will you very kindly refrain from using my name, any derivative thereof, or anything that has to do with me personally. I find it quite strange that you people have a propensity to call me by name, or anyone else on this site, even if only to rile my feathers. It's a creepy obsession that you people have with me. Again, please don't do that.
Thank you,
S.I. Co. Semen
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
we do what we must because we can
for the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying until you run out of cake
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me
and torn into pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a wonderful line
and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
so I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive
go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe black mesa
that was a joke, haha, fat chance
anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking, when there's science to do
when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive
and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive
and when you're dead I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE, still alive
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I find myself almost ashamed to be agreeing with Lil Boy Simon there. Richard Cheese is a must-have.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Fuck Her Gently.
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I almost sang this during my Sergeant Promotion Board Interview. Almost.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Richard Cheese is beyond awesome. http://www.richardcheese.com/
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its a poem if i have to read the lyrics. i prefer songs to be presented in audio format.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'llllll beeeeeeee goooooonnnnnnnne
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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