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I got a spot!!! (315 hits)

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Rating: -2 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Traxadron (View user info) at 2007-10-29 15:19:39 EDT


yes, i am so happy for a little while. After spending a year waiting for a garage spot in my building, i finally got t, the bwat spot too. No more walking to the car in the morning at 5 am in the dark, no more racoons crossing my path, no more fat fucking assholes opening their door and slamming it into my car, no more retarded women with 7 kids in their Suv scratching and banging my bumper trying to park. I live in nyc so for those who dont get my joy, stick a dildo up your ass and keep it there for a year, this will describe life in ny.

And all it took was $200 in an en elope and a bottle of vodka to convince this dying old creep of a garage manager.
Winter is here, and. Dont have to look for a spot and that is a good thing!!!

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I AM nice, ya fucking jagoff.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Know what you mean, bean. I have three garage spaces, at my house. I still have to park my truck in the driveway because my wife's car, my wife's motorcycle, my two race cars, and my three motorcycles take up the rest of the room. So, you see, I feel your pain. Well, except it doesn't snow in Florida, but still... I'm right there with you.

Submitted by Tuxinator (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

!

Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shlongy!! After spending some time here I thought you were a nice person!!

Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

whoop-dee-shit

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WOW!

Let me know where it is so I can swing by and trash your car.

Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why so negative, just sharing some aspects of my monday, is it worse than others crap???


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wtf?

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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

STFU

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OMFG


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wtf?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

STFU
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GTFO

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wtf?

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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

STFU

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OMFG



Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wtf?

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

STFU


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