It's Time For Another...... Uber Caption Contest (1393 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.55 on 71 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2007-10-29 15:32:10 EDT
My apologies if this has already been done with this picture.
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Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2007-10-31 03:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"So what about now? Does THIS look like a dog shitting razor blades?"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-30 19:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"GO ROCKIES WOOOO!"
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-10-30 17:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*yelling* like Jack in "The Shining"
"THATS RIGHT YOU GOD DAMNED MONKEY-FINGERED EMO KIDS...IT'S TIME FOR SOME FUCKING PENDULOUS "BOSTON" TEA BAGGING...WHO'S NEXT?"
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha I love Papelbon.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"notice, as the human alpha male proudly bears his chest and genitals for all females of the species to examine."
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-30 09:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"FOR ME TO POOP ON!"
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"HOLY SHIT EVERY WEBSITE IN THE INTERNET IS USING THIS PICTURE OF ME FOR A CAPTION CONTEST!!!"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 05:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How about,
'Here comes the drums, heres comes the drums., oh yeah yeah'
'baby, baby, baby!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-10-30 05:41:34 EDT (#)
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Well, yes, but it's Rafiki, dammit...
http://www.montecasinotheatre.co.za/product_px/rafiki.jpg
SING WITH MEEEEEEE.......
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 05:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-10-30 04:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Nants ingonya.. ma bagithi uBaba..."
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There comes a lion! Oh yes it's a lion"?????????????????????????????????
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 05:36:21 EDT (#)
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"No guys I totally saw the picture on the net. the guy is weightlifting and he is straining like this and then his ass just pops....Oh SHIT. HELP!"
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-10-30 04:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone Google it.
I need validation in my life dammit.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-10-30 04:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd totally win, if anyone knew what the fuck I just said...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-10-30 04:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Nants ingonya.. ma bagithi uBaba..."
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-10-30 00:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"bend over colorado, grab your ankles and a bite guard... im about to give you a personal instant recap of the world series"
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-10-30 00:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AND I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!
I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-29 22:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-29 19:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quint scores again with the "Method's mom" angle!
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-10-29 18:53:04 EDT (#)
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"Jonathan Papelbon getting ready for his date with Method's Mom"
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lol
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-29 21:37:05 EDT (#)
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No no no no no no no. No more contests for steak. No.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-10-29 20:49:04 EDT (#)
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I'm seeing just a little bit of "I BEEN to jail, I ain't scared!" on his face - the stance is a bit too low for it to work though.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-10-29 20:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"It was THIS FUCKIN BIG MAN I swear!"
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-29 19:35:15 EDT (#)
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I have a dream
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their batting averages
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-29 19:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quint scores again with the "Method's mom" angle!
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-10-29 18:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Jonathan Papelbon getting ready for his date with Method's Mom"
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-10-29 18:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My Entry: "Stupid cunt attempts to find amusing yet cryptic photo for ridiculously cliched on-line prizeless competition".
Where's my prize?
...
Do you mean there isn't one?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-29 18:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2007-10-29 18:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
in the jap olympics. whatever
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2007-10-29 18:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boston enters a Sumo Wrestling team and the Japanese Olympics.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-10-29 18:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"They call me heat miser, whatever I touch...starts to melt in my clutch...I'm too much"
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-10-29 18:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-10-29 17:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was there. i high fived him.
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Nice.
I was in Durham. I threw shit around like a drunk asshole.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-10-29 17:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was there. i high fived him.
Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (user info) at 2007-10-29 17:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ka mate, Ka Mate
Ka ora, Ka ora
Ka mate, Ka mate
Ka ora, Ka ora (
Tenei Te Tangata Puhuruhuru
Nana i tiki mai whakawhiti te ra
Upane, Upane
Upane, Kaupane
Whiti te ra
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-29 17:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-29 20:54:48 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
" This sport is so dull I just prolapsed"
Thats not so much a caption as a statement
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2007-10-29 17:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Come on team, FUCK ME IN THE FACE!"
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-29 17:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
invisible chopper
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WINNAR!!!!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
invisible chopper
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
" This sport is so dull I just prolapsed"
Thats not so much a caption as a statement
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If BC wins, that's the official start of the apocalypse. The national title game would actually be Countdown to Doomsday. Doug Flutie and Tom Brady would be the left and right arms of Satan himself, with Ted Williams's severed frozen head as...well, the head.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate the fucking fact that that fucking fuck shares my fucking first name. I hate that fucking red sox won another fucking series. I hate that the knicks got zach randolph while the celtics got kevin garnett. I hate that the jets got thomas jones while the patriots got randy moss. I hate that the jets are 4 points from being winless while the patriots are fucking unbeatable fucks.
If the bruins win the stanley cup we're bombing boston.
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Don't forget BC as well.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NOW WHO WANTS SOME OF MY MAN MEAT
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I pooooooooooped this big!!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh that last review of mine wasn't a caption.
That was me asking for a leg.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'is that tiger lillys leg down my pants or am i just pleased to see you bitches'
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So now that the Sox have won the Series does this mean you'll send me a leg?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
His Patrick Henry is totally showing.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the only known instance of catastrophic prolapse of the urethra.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
baseball is still going on? who won?
i don't watch sports in which you can fall asleep playing them
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Papelbon realized all too late that his lunch of 42 runny eggs, a pint of castor oil, and turkey pepperoni was a fucking mistake. As he took the hill to close out Game 4 it hit him like the realization that the woman you've been bedding with reckless abandon isn't actually a hitchiker at all but rather your long lost sister. Which is to say it hit him quick and out of the blue. He was lost to it before he even threw a pitch...the gurgling and knee-buckling monstrosity known as the Savage Egg Dump.
YEAH DOWN BY THE RIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
DOWN BY THE BANKS OF THE RIVER CHARLES...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he kinda looks like me
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I SWEAR TO CHRIST, HIS DICK WAS THIS BIG!"
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-29 16:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
baseball is still going on? who won?
i don't watch sports in which you can fall asleep playing them
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate the fucking fact that that fucking fuck shares my fucking first name. I hate that fucking red sox won another fucking series. I hate that the knicks got zach randolph while the celtics got kevin garnett. I hate that the jets got thomas jones while the patriots got randy moss. I hate that the jets are 4 points from being winless while the patriots are fucking unbeatable fucks.
If the bruins win the stanley cup we're bombing boston.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No matter what else I do with my life, this is how I will always be remembered.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It landed HERE, where my jock is pointing! It was IN!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG GUYS FREE TACOS!
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AHAHAHAHA...that was great.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I CAN POOP WITH MY PANTS ON"
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG GUYS FREE TACOS!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shameless uniball linkwhore http://www.ubersite.com/m/90769
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:39:33 EDT (#)
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it's still holding his bits and pieces and it just looks like he's got a uniball.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was talking to you, chin. On the note of dick cheese....you should really check this guy out:
http://www.richardcheese.com/
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:37:42 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ people!!! It was a joke. I know it's a fucking cup.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's a cup. I doubt any pitcher would not wear one with the potential for a 90mph fastball to be lined back directly at their balls.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'M SO HAPPY I COULD SHIT RIGHT HERE ON THE MOUND IN FRONT OF 50,000 FANS AND IT'S OK BECAUSE I'M GETTING A WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP RING, SO FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME POOP...Although I suppose I should probably drop my pants, first".
WINNER!
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:33:53 EDT (#)
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i have no caption.
i would just like to point out to all the men on this site that you can see his bits and pieces dangling against the cloth of his pant crotch.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:35:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually twat, that's a sports cup.
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No shit? Really? Thanks for the update dickcheese.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:34:23 EDT (#)
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Do do you have a stuttering problem? And to answer your question. No. I just post shit.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:34:23 EDT (#)
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Actually twat, that's a sports cup.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:33:53 EDT (#)
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i have no caption.
i would just like to point out to all the men on this site that you can see his bits and pieces dangling against the cloth of his pant crotch.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No, no it's not. Do you post quality any more or is that a thing of the past?