Cold Water was his excuse (1474 hits)
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Submitted by drogoroch (View user info) at 2007-10-30 08:09:09 EDT
Inspired by events that never actually happened, just mentioned in a review.
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Both boys were at their lowest Ebb. They could see no future for themselves and so focussed their minds on the one path they both believed could solve all their problems.
Neither had met the other but they had shared moments together 'Online' talking, insulting and joking, if it could be considered such. Both felt a connection to the other that went passed physical. Of course neither of them was gay, oh no, that would be...well that would have been just gay if they were to be gay and stuff, and they didn't want people to think like that about them.
One night they both sat in their respective hovels depressingly typing away to each other when a stranger entered their discussion. The stranger had an idea that may solve their problems. An idea that neither of them had dared to communicate to the other for fear of losing what they had. The idea was a simple one that would require little to no real planning.
"Go Die in the Ocean."
At first both boys just stared at the screen waiting for the other to send a reply. Minutes passed with neither of them sending back a witty(ish) response to the stranger. An excitement seemed to fill both boys and they both grabbed their keyboards and typed in a reply. Neither of them realised that they were both typing at the same time, with the same response.
"It would seem like a good idea to Die in the Ocean, but sadly it is very cold this time of year and I don't like cold water."
They both looked at their responses and realised that they were kindred spirits and feeling along the same lines.
"Maybe we Should do this?"
They began to think, until it started hurting and they returned to their blissful thoughtless existence.
"But what if?"
The two boys made a bold leap and decided to actually meet up and go for a drink. Sadly due to work commitments they put their plans on hold for a few weeks, they didn't want to let anyone down after all.
Meeting in a sunny little City they shook hands and felt a sort of electricity travel between them; either that or one of them had kept his hands down his pants to keep them warm due to the cold.
"Hi"
"Hi"
A tumble weed blew across the street, as they often do during moments of awkward silence.
"Fancy.....?"
"Yes." Salivated one.
"Fancy a drink and stuff?"
"Yeah....that......that would be cool."
They turned and beheld a wonderful den of drinking and so entered. Fastening their lips onto a couple of brimming pints they quickly toasted each other and got about sucking down some head.
Two pints later the 'Hardened' drinking pair were well on their way to the land of inebriation and wetting accidents.
"We should maybe think about getting on."
"Yeah. That would be a good idea. I would hate to miss the tide."
The two hailed a taxi and told him to take them to the seaside. The driver didn't question the boys' motives in these carefree and politically correct days. They paid the driver and walked off towards where the sea was lapping the coast.
"I guess this is it them chap."
"Yep. Do we get undressed?"
"I don't know? Wouldn't that be kind of Gay? We don't want people to think we are gay mate."
"Good point. But I don't want to ruin my new clothes, my mum would be really mad."
"Okay. You get undressed. I will stay in my clothes as my mum is used to me getting my stuff all messed up."
One boy stripped naked and stood next to his friend looking out to sea.
"It's rather cold mate."
"It would be chap, you're naked."
"Oh yeah. Well let's do it. Do we hold hands?"
"No. That would be gay."
"Oh Yeah!"
"Come on lets do it then."
The two walked into the sea side by side but not touching. The light from the lighthouse illuminated the pale and pasty buttocks of one boy, which actually resulted in the saving of a mariner out at sea.
The water was cold and their resolve seemed to waver. The clothed boy threw himself under the water and looked back at the naked one shivering in the shallows. A thought passed through his mind that he was unable to shake. He tried to rid it from his mind as the other boy threw himself under the water to join him.
"Mate?"
"Yes." Shivered the naked boy.
"You have a really small penis man."
"Fuck, I knew I should have worn my new Swim Shorts."
A wave washed them together and took them out to sea, where they drowned.
Their bodies were never to be found.
Some say that they managed to swim all the way to France, but no could figure out why they would do that.
Some say that they are now swimming with the mermaids under the waves; but these guys are mostly pissed or high so get disregarded.
Most though, just see them as a couple of Homo Fags who were so sickened by their sexual appetites that they decided to top themselves. And one of them was naked, ewwwwww the Gays!
*The Author, yeah like he is and author, would like it known that no one of a Homosexual nature was harmed during the making of this post.
He would also like it noted that he is not a homophobe and that in fact he has many friends of a Homosexual nature, that doesnt mean that all his friends are homosexual or even that the vast majority of them are homosexual.
That doesnt make him a Gayer though, oh no. He isnt gay at all. In fact he felt a female boob once and thinks he liked it.*
User Reviews
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-02 08:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i thought this kicked ass
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-02 07:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooops LEMMINGS!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-02 07:22:25 EDT (#)
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LEMMINGS!!
Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you really have to post stuff like this ?
Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Utter rubbish
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:55:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:54:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:49:43 EDT (#)
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fuckin a right they are.. lousy fucks.. they're probably gay for eachother anyways. In fact I think i read a story yesterday somewhere on uber about don henley and earl scruggs... something about being gay and drowning in the ocean... i think drogo wrote it.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/112815
Yep... don't be fooled by the typo in the title though. It was probably meant to read: 'Scruggs takes all his clothes off and tries to anally penetrate don henley in the ocean so they could talk about crustaceans'
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-30 20:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The light from the lighthouse illuminated the pale and pasty buttocks of one boy, which actually resulted in the saving of a mariner out at sea.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-30 16:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo and Em are just too cute.
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I think I'm getting jealouz.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-30 16:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the reviews alone. I was actually giggling for godsakes. I don't fucking giggle.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-30 15:04:56 EDT (#)
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I've actually forgotten what this post was about.
~Brdn_Nkd
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:33:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-10-30 12:37:38 EDT (#)
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"Oh yeah. Well let's do it. Do we hold hands?"
"No. That would be gay."
"Oh Yeah!"
Ha!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 12:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Em leaves to wax himself.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 12:23:23 EDT (#)
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oh for gods sake!! fine im done with you all, im outta here.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-10-30 12:23:15 EDT (#)
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pretty gay...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 12:21:53 EDT (#)
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drogorochs my world too. hehe
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 12:12:44 EDT (#)
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*pukes*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-30 12:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
drogorochs my world
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 12:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
everyones nuts about my nuts!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I leave this post for 5 minutes and what happens? Lard, batteries, a wire brush????
And, oh, shaved nuts.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:52:43 EDT (#)
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well cleanliness! i like to be streamlined down below.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:51:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:48:10 EDT (#)
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im not really very hairy actually and i shave my balls
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Um, why? whats wrong with hairy knackers? I'm bewildered
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:48:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:46:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:43:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:30:52 EDT (#)
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http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/holidays/vday2.jpg
as if i need combing.
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When will I ever learn not to click on these things?
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at least it wasn't the lemon party link I still have nightmares...
Oh and bring a battery operated lady shave... and YOU can shave him
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Cant we just leave him behind? It would be easier and it would stop the nature freaks getting on our backs about Using him for his Fur!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:48:10 EDT (#)
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im not really very hairy actually and i shave my balls
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:46:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:43:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:30:52 EDT (#)
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http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/holidays/vday2.jpg
as if i need combing.
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When will I ever learn not to click on these things?
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at least it wasn't the lemon party link I still have nightmares...
Oh and bring a battery operated lady shave... and YOU can shave him
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:46:13 EDT (#)
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is that a yes :)
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:43:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:30:52 EDT (#)
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http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/holidays/vday2.jpg
as if i need combing.
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When will I ever learn not to click on these things?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/holidays/vday2.jpg
as if i need combing.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:29:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:25:54 EDT (#)
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16 packs of AA Batteries
22 packs of lard
a 6 x 2 plank of wood
a wire brush
a shoe horn
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I get most of this but the wire brush?
Dont tell me we are going to be combing Em again? That takes all day.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:25:54 EDT (#)
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16 packs of AA Batteries
22 packs of lard
a 6 x 2 plank of wood
a wire brush
a shoe horn
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ok.......lucky i had all that in my nap sack
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:24:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:18:45 EDT (#)
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what luck im on the 45 already with my rubber ring and snorkle , no trunks mind you
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Dont forget to bring:-
16 packs of AA Batteries
22 packs of lard
a 6 x 2 plank of wood
a wire brush
a shoe horn
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:24:46 EDT (#)
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well im wearing Charlie.....
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:23:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmmm........bruuuuuut *drools*
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*Turns car around again*
Get to the beach Saccy!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmmm........bruuuuuut *drools*
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:18:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:17:15 EDT (#)
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EM and Drog,
Would you please hurry up..... shave your backs, splash on some Old Spice and catch the No 45 Bus
we are becoming impatient and are considering starting without you
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Aww shit!
I have to turn back. I put on Brut!
Also i dont have a hairy back to shave.
Anyway you girls carry on we will get there as soon as, dont worry we will catch up i'm sure.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:18:45 EDT (#)
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what luck im on the 45 already with my rubber ring and snorkle , no trunks mind you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:18:05 EDT (#)
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aww im left on the sea shore
he sells seashells down by the seashore,
you can find him anytime.
Hear EI holler basket for a dollar,
two for a nickel, five for a dime.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:17:15 EDT (#)
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EM and Drog,
Would you please hurry up..... shave your backs, splash on some Old Spice and catch the No 45 Bus
we are becoming impatient and are considering starting without you
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:10:47 EDT (#)
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ummm ok Sacrilicious i think, i dunno
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:09:43 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't want to live in a world in which 2 men can't meet alone in the night to suck down some head.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:09:37 EDT (#)
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Oh my good GOD. FINALLY the day has arrived!
umm....
What do I do?
Do I get naked now and drive there?
Do I dress in my sexiest outfit and drive there?
What deodorant do I wear? Does it matter if I'm going to be getting wet and naked?
ummm.
Shit! loosing daylight.
Which beach?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey what about me Ratty!! *crosses his legs and sulks*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:05:13 EDT (#)
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Ha!
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:56:54 EDT (#)
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*STill waits for invite*
dum dee dum!
Dont tar me with EMs brush
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You are cordally invited... now hurry up!! Orphelia and I, are currently naked on the beach awaiting your arrival
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
S.I. Co. Semen = Tip Toucher
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:58:54 EDT (#)
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Jiggy with the biggy. Hehe. ;-)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:57:34 EDT (#)
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i will tar you with my brush anytime i liek drogo and dont pretend you dont like it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah about how you and ratty wanna get jiggy with the biggy
(biggy = me and drogo)
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:56:54 EDT (#)
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*STill waits for invite*
dum dee dum!
Dont tar me with EMs brush
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Em, people have been talking already.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:52:49 EDT (#)
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yeah i gotta be invited too, if me and drogo sit here any longer in our matching swim suits, people may talk.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:51:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:50:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:44:28 EDT (#)
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Hey TechnoRatty. Can i frolic with you sweety? You know I have a soft spot for you girly!
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Darling Orphelia let the naked beach orgy commence... ;-)
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Ummm!
*Awaits invite*
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:50:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:44:28 EDT (#)
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Hey TechnoRatty. Can i frolic with you sweety? You know I have a soft spot for you girly!
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Darling Orphelia let the naked beach orgy commence... ;-)
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:49:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:43:54 EDT (#)
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Uh oh this can be your gang if its going gay Drogo
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* Looks at review*
hmm?
* Looks down previous reviews*
hmmm?
Um i can see how this may look Em, but worry not it wont be too gay, only gay in the old fashioned sense.
Anyway off a frolicking we go.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:45:22 EDT (#)
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ok im frolicking now
******frolicks wayyyy away from scissorman*********
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:44:28 EDT (#)
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Hey TechnoRatty. Can i frolic with you sweety? You know I have a soft spot for you girly!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:43:54 EDT (#)
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Uh oh this can be your gang if its going gay Drogo
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:40:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:39:48 EDT (#)
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lets all frolic in the cold sea, naked
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Seconded!!!
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:39:48 EDT (#)
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lets all frolic in the cold sea, naked
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:27:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:26:30 EDT (#)
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That's not, uh...eehhhh, exactly. Yes, that's exactly what I meant :( I think I'm gay.
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:25:48 EDT (#)
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I so want to put my dick in your ass and then splash cold water on my nipples just to feel what it would be like to have my cock shrivel in your prune.
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:26:30 EDT (#)
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That's not, uh...eehhhh, exactly. Yes, that's exactly what I meant :( I think I'm gay.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:25:48 EDT (#)
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I so want to put my dick in your ass and then splash cold water on my nipples just to feel what it would be like to have my cock shrivel in your prune.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:20:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:17:36 EDT (#)
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Ok my left booby is in but the right one is playing hard to get and has a list of riders.
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Hehehehe that just brought a tear to my eye.
Em- you know I could never go too serious. I left that all behind me and feel free now unburdened
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You cant survive without me Drogo
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:17:36 EDT (#)
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Ok my left booby is in but the right one is playing hard to get and has a list of riders.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:17:07 EDT (#)
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I was respectable once. What happened to me?
Right I'm going to be changing. I am now going to be a clean living filth free zone with only pure thoughts. I will start tomorrow.
I feel I may have to leave friends behind on this one *sniff*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We need you as our campaign manager Hurty, round up some troops, put the word out, there will be some groupies for you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:14:55 EDT (#)
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Ahhh drogo she wants to show us her boobies, she's just playing hard to get. Pretending she's all high and mighty, its cool I will just give her a spank, you know she doesnt expect me to be well behaved, she knows me too well :) heh
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:13:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:10:10 EDT (#)
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I will not!!!
And you most certainly can't weigh anything. Really Drogo, I expected more of you!
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I do apologise. Something about this site just turns me into a 13 yr old school boy again.
I wish I could go back and remake my internet persona as a level headed wise person that contributes meanigful stuff, but I dont know if he actually exists in me anymore.
I will never be so crass to ask for any boobage from you again!
*Flagellates self*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will not!!!
And you most certainly can't weigh anything. Really Drogo, I expected more of you!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:10:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:07:10 GMT (#)
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Well so far only Orphelia and Hurty have shown interest and im not convinced that Hurty has big enough credentials.
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I could make some wicked promo materials. Why I'd want to is beyond me though.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:08:51 EDT (#)
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'Em and Drogos' show us your tits campaign.
Oh and Orphelia so will, ignore what she says.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:07:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:06:31 EDT (#)
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I am not up for boob rubbing in faces thingy. Ask FatTony.
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Could we maybe just weigh them then??? "Wheeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!"
* Laughs to himself *
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:07:10 EDT (#)
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Well so far only Orphelia and Hurty have shown interest and im not convinced that Hurty has big enough credentials.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:06:49 EDT (#)
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I would go along with that EM. Creativity aint never gonna be my plus side.
What about Em and Drogo Swimwear?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:06:31 EDT (#)
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I am not up for boob rubbing in faces thingy. Ask FatTony.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:05:29 EDT (#)
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ummmmm i think i should head up promotions
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:04:47 EDT (#)
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What about Boobs R(turned around the other way to be cute) Us??? Catchy dont ya think, and it could mean a few things too.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Desperation is not a motive.
Boobies and hole are my drive, medical research you understand.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:03:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:01:13 GMT (#)
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A name for your charity:
Desperate Stalker Virgins.
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Hurty old chap we know your gay but dont take it out on us ok.
Now play nicely, I dont like your name. You silly silly boy.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
DSV for short (could also mean Desperately Seeking Vagina).
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:01:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 13:57:52 GMT (#)
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You know Orphelia would be well up for rubbing her boobies all over us which would be fun, I just want to persuade the other Uber women to join in, I mean I know Katy would love too, maybe we should start up an EI/Drogo charity, we need a catchy name. Members could get a badge with our faces on and balloon and maybe even a pencil sharpener.
This has legs I think.......
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A name for your charity:
Desperate Stalker Virgins.
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I resent that. There is nothing desperate about me.
Also I was thinking that we should have condoms with Em and Drogo on them. Oh wait maybe not what about femidoms? hang on then the dude would be like shafting us! Ummmmm?
Yeah lets just stick with badges thats probably safer.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 13:57:52 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know Orphelia would be well up for rubbing her boobies all over us which would be fun, I just want to persuade the other Uber women to join in, I mean I know Katy would love too, maybe we should start up an EI/Drogo charity, we need a catchy name. Members could get a badge with our faces on and balloon and maybe even a pencil sharpener.
This has legs I think.......
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A name for your charity:
Desperate Stalker Virgins.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 09:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did someone say boobies?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 09:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know Orphelia would be well up for rubbing her boobies all over us which would be fun, I just want to persuade the other Uber women to join in, I mean I know Katy would love too, maybe we should start up an EI/Drogo charity, we need a catchy name. Members could get a badge with our faces on and balloon and maybe even a pencil sharpener.
This has legs I think.......
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 09:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 09:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could talk sense and am more than capable but truthfully debating religon and race on Uber? Nah im cool with not doing that. People will be able to gather my thoughts but I feel no need to shove them down some peoples throats unlike a majority of people on here and in life. It only matters to me if I believe in something and I respect other people enough to understand its what they value and treasure that is important to them.
But overall I am a pervert.
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That was all a bit too deep for me old Chum.
I think we should stick to what we know, or have at least heard about, and just talk about boobies and stuff. Actually I wouldnt mind all that much being stuck to boobies really.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 09:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could talk sense and am more than capable but truthfully debating religon and race on Uber? Nah im cool with not doing that. People will be able to gather my thoughts but I feel no need to shove them down some peoples throats unlike a majority of people on here and in life. It only matters to me if I believe in something and I respect other people enough to understand its what they value and treasure that is important to them.
But overall I am a pervert.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-30 09:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, shit.
I TOLD you not to tell anybody, Em.
Now Drogo's all jealouz an' stuff.
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I guess we'll just have to make it a threesome next time.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I read 'an excitement' as 'an excrement'. imagine what I saw/thought.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i do like a trimmed bush.
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Is this to forever be our Level Em? Are we doomed to only ever lower all topics of conversation down to our purile boy school type of thinking? Are we forever to be basically poor charicatures of Beavis and Butthead laughing and giggling everytime someone say something like:
"Damn that Bush pisses me off."
Only to reply with:
"Hehehehehe He said Bush huh huh huh!"
I long for the days when we have a deep and meaningful convversation about important issues of the day, such as whether or not anyone really gives a flying fuck about the Diana Enquiry and whether or not it will help anything in the long run or just end up being a pointless waste of taxpayers money?
Hell who am I kidding? Lets talk boobs!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i do like a trimmed bush.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well first their delicate wee bums get violated with extra large thermometers, then when said thermometer confims that puppy is sick the nice vet man, or woman, takes a rather large needle and inserts it into puppy whilst whispering sweet platitudes to puppy as it falls asleep listening to its owners sob.
They never wake up Em, never. But they do get a nice spot in the garden under the rose bush.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you lick their bumholes?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Orphelia, just lick my bumhole ok
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You Sir are a sick puppy. and you know what happens to sick puppies Em.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Again?
You promised I only haad to do it the once :(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Orphelia, just lick my bumhole ok
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How does one 'blow an ass' exactly?
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Attention Ghey Menz!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to thank my family, friends, that homeless guy who i never give money too who chased me in his wheelchair, man im gonna fuck you up now. Id like to thank Orphelia for being so hot and am waiting for her to blow my ass now. And to the rest of you, thanks for coming and I know im an inspiration to you all.
CHEERS!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This plus +2 is for your inspiration, Em. Speech, speech!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful. I am weeping real tears and everything.
Drogo don't you have criminals to catch or something? Hehe
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I don't do that anymore, I have hung up my uniform sadly.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey guys I inspired this story, he's talking about MY swim shorts, this makes me the person who should be getting the plaudits for this story. mmm k!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My face?
Yeah, you just ruled it off...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful. I am weeping real tears and everything.
Drogo don't you have criminals to catch or something? Hehe
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You neglected to mention my huge penis.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I inspired this story didnt i.
Oh the shame.
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Yep, you were the Naked one.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 08:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I inspired this story didnt i.
Oh the shame.