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Submitted by EatingKittuns (View user info) at 2007-10-30 10:15:23 EDT
WWW.PANDORA.COM
For some of you, this will mean nothing.
For others, it will change your life.
If you like music (and I don't trust you if you don't, you freak), not using that website is likely to be a mistake.
User Reviews
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-01 18:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In all seriousness, there's like a hotness dropoff in the population of Greek women. It's like a fucking cliff, really. These chicks are slammin' hot until like 25 and then BOOM - UGLY AS FUCK. The shit must happen overnight. The go from smooth-skin, wavy dark hair, and curvy bodies to a fucking trainwreck of wrinkles, huge oily pores, stringy gray hair, and black hairy mole freaks.
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haha this is 100% true, unfortunately
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-02-01 18:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love Pandora.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-10-30 11:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuckballs. What is the site?
I get THIS:
"Dear Pandora Visitor,
We are deeply, deeply sorry to say that due to licensing constraints, we can no longer allow access to Pandora for most listeners located outside of the U.S. We will continue to work diligently to realize the vision of a truly global Pandora, but for the time being we are required to restrict its use. We are very sad to have to do this, but there is no other alternative.
We believe that you are in South Africa (your IP address appears to be 196.xxx.xxx.xxx). If you believe we have made a mistake, we apologize and ask that you please contact us at pandora-support.at.pandora.com
If you are a paid subscriber, please contact us at pandora-support.at.pandora.com and we will issue a pro-rated refund to the credit card you used to sign up. If you have been using Pandora, we will keep a record of your existing stations and bookmarked artists and songs, so that when we are able to launch in your country, they will be waiting for you.
We will be notifying listeners as licensing agreements are established in individual countries. If you would like to be notified by email when Pandora is available in your country, please enter your email address below. The pace of global licensing is hard to predict, but we have the ultimate goal of being able to offer our service everywhere.
We share your disappointment and greatly appreciate your understanding.
Sincerely,
Tim Westergren
Founder "
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go give your head a wobble maybe?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I knew a girl called Pandora, I never saw her box though.
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Was she Greek? Pandora's Box was a Greek Myth, right? I love reading the ads for hookers on Craigslist when the girls say they "speak Greek" to let potential customers know they'll let you fuck them in the butt. The last time I was in NYC it happened to be the weekend of the Greek pride parade on Central Park. I had a great time walking around looking at all the olive skinned hotties with tiny Greek flag tank tops, oversized glasses, and greasy hair thinking about how they'd let me pound the ol' poop chute.
In all seriousness, there's like a hotness dropoff in the population of Greek women. It's like a fucking cliff, really. These chicks are slammin' hot until like 25 and then BOOM - UGLY AS FUCK. The shit must happen overnight. The go from smooth-skin, wavy dark hair, and curvy bodies to a fucking trainwreck of wrinkles, huge oily pores, stringy gray hair, and black hairy mole freaks.
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God this review made me laugh.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i for one didn't know about this and it's very cool.
thanks.
does it work on iphone i wonder?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I knew a girl called Pandora, I never saw her box though.
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Was she Greek? Pandora's Box was a Greek Myth, right? I love reading the ads for hookers on Craigslist when the girls say they "speak Greek" to let potential customers know they'll let you fuck them in the butt. The last time I was in NYC it happened to be the weekend of the Greek pride parade on Central Park. I had a great time walking around looking at all the olive skinned hotties with tiny Greek flag tank tops, oversized glasses, and greasy hair thinking about how they'd let me pound the ol' poop chute.
In all seriousness, there's like a hotness dropoff in the population of Greek women. It's like a fucking cliff, really. These chicks are slammin' hot until like 25 and then BOOM - UGLY AS FUCK. The shit must happen overnight. The go from smooth-skin, wavy dark hair, and curvy bodies to a fucking trainwreck of wrinkles, huge oily pores, stringy gray hair, and black hairy mole freaks.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please help control the human population by swallowing my cum.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I knew a girl called Pandora, I never saw her box though.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck yer mother
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-30 10:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. Ancient.