A Quick Observation Test For The Uber Menz (985 hits)
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Submitted by Bub$ (View user info) at 2007-10-30 14:24:09 EDT
take a good look...
i couldn't give a flying fuck that its not thursday, cuntdrip.
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-10-31 14:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet she could fit all five of those mutant fingers into Method's Mom's pussy. And there would still be room for one more.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:37:08 EDT (#)
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nah, i wouldn't hit it, but id let her blow me
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:36:56 EDT (#)
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yeah, what the hell, i would
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-10-31 05:05:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-30 20:33:50 EDT (#)
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She has a weirdo hand, probably from living underneath power lines or something
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-30 19:12:36 EDT (#)
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She's not fucking polydactyl, the 3rd knuckle is too small and obviously photoshopped to make room for the 4th (extra) finger.
They're even bent at exactly the same angle.
There's no tendon line on the back of the hand for the 3rd finger!
Rush job, i'm afraid, but +2 for making me look a little too hard...
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-30 18:57:13 EDT (#)
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She's like... Alright.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-30 18:04:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-30 17:24:41 EDT (#)
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Shes polydactyl
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-30 17:19:54 EDT (#)
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she has 5 fingers and a thumb on the hand hear her face.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-30 16:21:07 EDT (#)
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You know, I counted the fingers and still got it wrong.
Yay for me. Guess it was right for me to fail Human Biology.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-30 16:18:17 EDT (#)
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You do that, tough guy.
What I remember from YOUR emails was your cowardice.
In the meantime, KEEP UP THE STALKING!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-30 16:11:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-30 15:58:33 EDT (#)
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I "married up" in LOOKS, you stupid, stupid fuck.
Quit talking to me, Stalker...I feel dumber just for conversing with a redneck shit-for-brains like you.
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No, no, no. Obviously you don't remember.
The LOOKS thing, however, is pitifully obvious. There's not a woman on earth that wouldn't be "marrying up" for you. The ugliest woman from the pits of hell would fit that scenario.
I'll find the email later and remind you of your ignorant ways.
I missed you, little Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-30 16:11:34 EDT (#)
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I bet she gives a quality handjob.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-30 16:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY BABY ZOMBIE JEBUS!
That's...FUCKIN'...RAWESOME!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-30 16:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you fucking kidding me?
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-10-30 16:04:48 EDT (#)
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ha! She'd make a great pianist, what with that extra finger and all.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-30 16:04:08 EDT (#)
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Y HALO THAR, GODZILLA!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-30 16:02:07 EDT (#)
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I GOT IT!
Her clitoris in located in her left nostril.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-30 16:01:20 EDT (#)
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It's a man, isn't it?
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-10-30 15:59:38 EDT (#)
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stfu cookielass and stop signing up with your make-believe boyfriends. pathetic lardass.
ffs do i have to tell yous...
look at the broad closely.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-30 15:58:33 EDT (#)
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I "married up" in LOOKS, you stupid, stupid fuck.
Quit talking to me, Stalker...I feel dumber just for conversing with a redneck shit-for-brains like you.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-10-30 15:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think there's anything remarkable about this picture. I think it's all just a clever ruse to get people to click.
That chick has a weird armpit fold. How fucked up is it that I noticed her fucked up armpit?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-30 15:47:36 EDT (#)
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You're sat back to back with another person.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-30 15:37:36 EDT (#)
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That chick is undoubtedly young, but that room behind her seems EXCEPTIONALLY styled for a little girl.
That's kinda creepy, but eh...
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-30 15:25:07 EDT (#)
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Her ear looks like the white ghost mask from that movie .... ?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-30 15:24:48 EDT (#)
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Oh excuse me, that must have been one of your lies that you don't remember. I'll have to find the "I married up if you know what I mean" email you sent me way back when you used to threaten my life on a daily basis.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-30 15:23:37 EDT (#)
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Married into some money???
BUHUAHAUahahahahahahaahah
Can I hire you to finish up my autobiography?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-30 15:23:29 EDT (#)
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Mom?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-30 15:22:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:57:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:30:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:29:44 EDT (#)
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Don't you have a picture of this broad that goes a bit lower?
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You'll just be disappointed she doesn't have a dick you homofag.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:29:44 EDT (#)
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Don't you have a picture of this broad that goes a bit lower?
You really ARE the dumbest fucker on the planet.
I followed YOU???? Buahauahahahahahahahaha
DUMBASS!!!
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Dont get all technical. You know you're a stalker. Honestly, I don't think you stalk me, but I've seen how you take to the young teen, barely pubescent boys that come to this site. It's actually a little scary, but then I figure you're probably a harmless dirty old man with slight gay tendencies.
You do park on my posts quite a bit, trying to get in the last word or extremely clever cut down. I almost feel flattered, but then I remember you're just a little, bald salesman that married into some money and feel almost sorry for you.
Here, have a cookie.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-10-30 15:21:38 EDT (#)
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...a signed photograph of yours truly
look harder guys.
with your eyes. and not with your pork swords.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-30 15:03:42 EDT (#)
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There's a face on the teddy bear on the chair.
What do I win?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:57:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:30:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:29:44 EDT (#)
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Don't you have a picture of this broad that goes a bit lower?
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You'll just be disappointed she doesn't have a dick you homofag.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:29:44 EDT (#)
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Don't you have a picture of this broad that goes a bit lower?
You really ARE the dumbest fucker on the planet.
I followed YOU???? Buahauahahahahahahahaha
DUMBASS!!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:56:47 EDT (#)
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tranny
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:53:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:46:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:36:08 EDT (#)
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I see it
How do you see ANYTHING with all of your old dried up jiz all over your monitor, you fucking fairy?
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Hey! Thanks for following me from post to post! I'm so excited to have a stalker, especially a fine looking one like yourself.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:52:47 EDT (#)
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who the fuck is ameelanus?
look closer bamf.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:49:52 EDT (#)
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actually i believe what you are trying to point out bubs is that she looks like ameelius
but she doesn't, short of the heavy eyeliner.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:46:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:36:08 EDT (#)
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I see it
How do you see ANYTHING with all of your old dried up jiz all over your monitor, you fucking fairy?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:39:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:39:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:39:06 EDT (#)
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shes alright. she looks like the girl i took home about a week ago who was cute in the dark but in the morning i was glad i didnt go down on her.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:36:08 EDT (#)
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I see it
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:33:52 EDT (#)
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c'mon, can't any of you see it? it's freakeh!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:33:21 EDT (#)
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i was so busy looking for an adam's apple or chest hair or something that i didn't notice those shelf brackets until i read muddy's review
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:30:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:29:44 EDT (#)
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Don't you have a picture of this broad that goes a bit lower?
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You'll just be disappointed she doesn't have a dick you homofag.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:29:44 EDT (#)
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Don't you have a picture of this broad that goes a bit lower?
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ho hum
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:27:54 EDT (#)
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wait never mind.
oh this is hilarious, the shelf on the wall...the fucking...the fucking brackets are installed upside down
fuckin do-it-yourselfers
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:26:17 EDT (#)
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what am i supposed to be looking at besides Ms.DaddyIssues?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:25:53 EDT (#)
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