Happy Endings For All (615 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: 1.53 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Paralyzed By Hope (View user info) at 2007-10-30 21:40:15 EDT
Because these gave me an idea:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112789
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-29 12:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is wicked and all but seriously; WTF is with all the rage in these stories? If it's not kiddy gets fiddled it's kiddy murders someone dead or someone falling in/out of love and killing themselves or generally something involving death and/or getting fucked up.
Y'all need to take fewer drugs and listen to less Led Zepplin. Maybe have a heartwarming experience teaching an inner city kid to read or something.
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Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-29 12:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF. Is a happy ending too much to ask? Well written, though.
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The painted concrete was caked with dirt and the tattered canopy hanging loosely over the front groaned with rusty neglect. The stench of old garbage lingered from a darkened alley running past the side of the building. A single neon sign spilled shadows on the sidewalk. James looked at the sign, glowing red in the hazy afternoon. Its large block letters read: SPA. He peered into the tinted front windows and, with a deep breath, he opened the door and plunged into the small waiting room.
A woman with graying dark hair sat behind a desk that was half covered by a large green statue of Buddha. She glanced up and chewed on her lower lip. James reached into his pants pocket and his fingertips grazed the edge of the business card his friend had given him.
"It's your pass to the world of VIP," he had said, giving James a knowing smile and a shot to the shoulder.
"I have an appointment. At four." He told the women and laughed awkwardly, shoving both hands into his pockets.
A petite girl appeared from behind the corner and gestured at him. She had long, straight black hair hanging below her waist. Her large gray eyes curved up slightly at the edges and were craftily outlined with dark black. Cleavage peeked over the low scoop of her shirt. In the cold room, James could make out the faint outline of small perfectly round nipples. He followed her through the long hallway, watching her ass slide side to side under the slinky material of her skirt, and into a room. Candles placed along a shelf on the wall as she dimmed the overhead light. She pointed to the corner of the room which was hidden behind a room separator decorated with mountains hovering over a small pool of water where poised naked beauties stood frozen in a moment of play. James undressed and wrapped a soft white towel around his waist.
He jumped slightly as the girl touched his arm and pointed to the table. "This is my first time," he said quietly.
She smiled, revealing two identical dimples in the middle of her cheeks. "Just lay on your stomach."
James sprawled across the massage table. His fist was closed around the business card and he tried to wipe the sweat from his hand onto the towel around his waist. Silently, he held the card out for her. She glanced down and a smirk flashed across her face. Nodding, she looked at him pointedly and asked, "The Gentleman Special?"
When he didn't say anything and, blushing, nodded slowly, she smiled kindly at him. "Three hundred."
He lifted the cash, ready in his other hand. She took it, counted each bill with agonizing preciseness, and pushed the wad into her bra. "Lay on your back. I'll be back in a sec."
James did as he was told and rolled over. Goosebumps ran down his chest as he listened to the echo of his own rapid breathing. The door opened. The petite girl returned with another girl with large breasts bulging in a snug cotton shirt that clung tightly to her firm abdomen. His eyes traveled from her French manicured toenails up her long legs that disappeared behind a very short skirt. The petite girl laid her hands on his chest and pushed him down. He drew in a cool breath as she placed a silk blindfold over his face. Her calm voice told him to relax and she began tracing the outline of his shoulders with her fingers.
Slowly the other girl opened the towel around his waist and let the sides of it fall. He felt the pressure of her breasts run along his shins as she pulled herself towards him. There were hands massaging his chest with a small amount of force and he relaxed as he felt himself enter the warm soft opening of a mouth. As one girl masterfully stroked the knots in his shoulders and upper chest, the other ran a small tight mouth down the length of his cock and licked around the edges with her tongue. He fell into the darkness caused by the blindfold and arched his back in pleasure. Pieces of long hair fell over his chest as the petite girl ran her hands down his stomach and tenderly kissed his skin. She trailed a wet line with her tongue up towards his neck and he groaned as he realized he could feel the other girl's tonsils gently flick across the tip.
He felt the building energy of his orgasm. "I'm going to cum," he told them in a raspy breath.
When he felt the girl shove him further into her mouth, he moaned with pleasure and then exploded. He sat up, moving the blindfold away from his eyes, in time to see the tall girl daintily wiping away a long gooey strand of white from the corners of her mouth. She winked at him and quietly left the room. The petite girl patted his shoulder. "Relaxing, no?"
"Very relaxing," he replied. She handed him another card. Like the one he had brought, it was covered in a satin finish with a fragile scrawl that read, "SPA."
Once outside, he glanced at his watch and felt a momentary feeling of panic. He was running late. Catching a cab, he leaned back into the seat and smiled. After the cab pulled up to the cool brick building, he raced up the stairs. The woman met him at the top of the stairs and glanced coolly at her watch.
"I almost thought you wouldn't make it," she said icily.
"Sorry," James said, out of breath.
The woman looked at him and smiled suddenly. "You seem very upbeat today."
A smile passed across his face, the image of the petite girl and the busty tall one flickered in his mind. "Well, I do love reading to inner city kids."
The woman glowed at him and adjusted her small rimmed glasses. "It's fulfilling, isn't it?"
James laughed. "You have no idea."
He followed her into the library, watching her hips glide slowly under the stiff skirt and wondered if librarians could find happy endings.
User Reviews
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-11-02 09:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i enjoyed it. I could for a happy ending right about now.
~Brdn_Nkd
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-11-01 01:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-31 14:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:38:04 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF are you two talking about? I'm talking about the Japanese Shiatsu spa where they don't even bother with a massage. They just give you a tug and rub for $60, pat you on the ass, and show you the door.
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Up here in Illinois that's called prostitution.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-31 13:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was harsh in my earlier rating.
i read this again and it wasn't so bad at all. a nice, round 'made me smile' seems just about right.
my apologies.
and please refrain form emo-ing on ubersite. it makes the kids unhappy.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-31 13:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-31 13:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
couple of run-on sentences + couple of poorly constructed sentences + no real warmth or depth to the story = zero
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I guess I don't have it in me to write a good happy ending. Suppose I'll just stick to my slightly emo ways then.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-31 13:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
couple of run-on sentences + couple of poorly constructed sentences + no real warmth or depth to the story = zero
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-31 07:49:08 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-31 06:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You way overshot the price. You could get the happy ending for $60.
You can barely get a massage for $60 - at least from my experience. I get them for free from my friend, but she charges around 100 for most clients. So I assumed that a "happy ending" would be considerably more.
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Depends where you live. Large cities, especially on the coasts, yeah - you're looking at $85-100 for an hour massage. Cost of living and such. Here in the Midwest though, the experienced therapists charge between $45-60 for an hour of standard massage (Swedish or deep tissue).
You might check your community college as well - if they offer massage therapy programs for students, you can get massages for WAY less because it's part of their internship program - costs $20/hour at my college, and most of the students are pretty good, especially if they've been doing it already for some time and are simply going through the program to get their certification in order to apply for state licensure.
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WTF are you two talking about? I'm talking about the Japanese Shiatsu spa where they don't even bother with a massage. They just give you a tug and rub for $60, pat you on the ass, and show you the door.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-31 07:49:08 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-31 06:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You way overshot the price. You could get the happy ending for $60.
You can barely get a massage for $60 - at least from my experience. I get them for free from my friend, but she charges around 100 for most clients. So I assumed that a "happy ending" would be considerably more.
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Depends where you live. Large cities, especially on the coasts, yeah - you're looking at $85-100 for an hour massage. Cost of living and such. Here in the Midwest though, the experienced therapists charge between $45-60 for an hour of standard massage (Swedish or deep tissue).
You might check your community college as well - if they offer massage therapy programs for students, you can get massages for WAY less because it's part of their internship program - costs $20/hour at my college, and most of the students are pretty good, especially if they've been doing it already for some time and are simply going through the program to get their certification in order to apply for state licensure.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-31 08:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-31 08:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-31 06:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You way overshot the price. You could get the happy ending for $60.
You can barely get a massage for $60 - at least from my experience. I get them for free from my friend, but she charges around 100 for most clients. So I assumed that a "happy ending" would be considerably more.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-31 08:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-31 00:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought it was funny, but what was the SPA thing?
A quirk. A inexplicable one.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-31 06:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You way overshot the price. You could get the happy ending for $60.
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-10-31 05:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-31 05:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, okay then.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-31 00:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought it was funny, but what was the SPA thing?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-30 23:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I got to "listen to less Led Zepplin" and decided I'd rather tie your arms and legs to the ceiling and cut from sternum down than read the next word.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-30 22:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-30 21:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-30 21:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-30 21:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All I saw was a link to my post and the word 'cock.' This MUST be good.
Now to read.