Last F'n Try (518 hits)
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Submitted by Skinny_Kenny (View user info) at 2007-10-31 03:36:06 EDT
Obviously, I'm older now, and equally obvious is that I'm not much smarter.
<<hope to god the attachment shows...>>
Give credit where credit is due: This is inspired by the first line of Merlina's post: "There is nothing odder than seeing yourself on TV - as an eight year old." Well, I didn't see myself on TV at eight (that story's for my ninth year memoir). Instead, my gargantuan visage was plastered on multiple billbords throughout Knoxville in support of the upcoming vote on adding flouride to the City water supply. Your tap water. I had no clue what it was all about, but I do remember the photog showing up one day while I was swinging at the park and, after a brief chat with the female parental, taking some shots of me. Not too long after, this started showning up on full size billboards all over town. I really thought I had hit the big time...
Guess I tasted my 15 min. early on, Andy.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:51:10 EDT (#)
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you constipated in this shot, bucko?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:45:05 EDT (#)
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Skinny Kenny!!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:06:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:46:13 EDT (#)
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excellent
looks like your straining to see through a see-through blouse.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:01:40 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahaha
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:21:18 EDT (#)
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Ha!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 08:14:08 EDT (#)
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oh i dont know, i need a hair cut.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 08:13:21 EDT (#)
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Oh wait a sec is that a photo on a wall, i thought it was a billboard photo.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 08:11:57 EDT (#)
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I dont quite understand why you would have that photo for that advert, I mean you cant really see your teeth, your not smiling..........hang on that also doesn't look straight and a little smudged........
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-10-31 08:02:00 EDT (#)
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if only they'd shipped your poster over to the uk, we wouldn't be using phrases like "snaggletoothed limey cumwads" when addressing our comrades across the pond.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-31 07:53:27 EDT (#)
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AIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Don't drink THAT water if that's what happens.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 07:30:40 EDT (#)
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Haha someones just stuck their head out of a sheeps ass....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-31 07:17:58 EDT (#)
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AWWWWWW
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-31 06:56:02 EDT (#)
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Wtf with all the famousness on Uber. I've never even been in the Goddamn local newspaper before.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-31 06:09:58 EDT (#)
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Nice A) Bowl Cut B) Cardigan, Faggot! bwahaahahaha
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-10-31 04:55:21 EDT (#)
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you are a STAR!!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-31 04:36:29 EDT (#)
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he took pictures of you for a tooth billboard and he didnt tell you to open your mouth?
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2007-10-31 04:08:38 EDT (#)
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That and big ears.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-10-31 04:05:58 EDT (#)
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So you were a poster child for bad teeth?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-31 03:44:30 EDT (#)
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"For Our Sake..."
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-10-31 03:42:19 EDT (#)
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You are not my son!
-- Homer Simpson
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