The Longest Road (772 hits)
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Submitted by drogoroch (View user info) at 2007-10-31 08:34:18 EDT
Picking himself off the tarmac Alex looked up at the road ahead. The usual depression wrapped itself around his shoulders as he took his first tentative steps of the day. A thin mist hug atop the road; almost hiding his feet from view. Another day of walking beckoned him so he set off.
The road was always the same, long and straight. Some days there would be slight variations but mostly it was just the same long slog with very little distraction along the way.
The trees on either side were shedding their orange leaves. Falling on the road to sit and wait. There was never a breeze to blow them away.
*Beep*
Alex jumped, as he always did the first time of the day. The sound of the cars horn seemed both close yet far away. The first time he heard it on each day he would turn to look for the vehicle that would never arrive. Maybe it was just a forlorn hope that made him do it, a deep hope that he would finally meet someone to talk to. Even seeing someone pass him on the road would make his depression lift slightly. It never happened though. No car would come and he would continue alone.
*Beep*
Another one exactly the same, this time he didn't bother to look back there really wasn't any point. The noise would continue all day but he would soon adjust to being able to block it out and ignore it.
His feet moved slowly, he had long since given up on trying to walk briskly to wherever the road led. In the beginning he had tried walking fast but had found that his breath became ragged after only the briefest of periods. His breath seemed laboured at the best of times anyway. He now had his pattern worked out; a simple and casual gait that didn't wear him out. One foot in front of the other nice slow and easy. No rush to get to the end; if there was an end to reach in the first place.
Up ahead he could see a break in the trees. He didn't allow his excitement to rise anymore. He could pretty much guess what would be there.
*Beep*
Not long till it's properly blocked out now.
The road kept going straight but a gravel track led away up to a house. It wasn't anything special to look at but it always made him think of home. A two up two down house with a warm looking glow inside. Figures moved by the windows but never parted the curtains to look outside. Alex doubted people would see him even if they did.
The first few times he had seen the house he had tried to reach it. For some reason though his feet wouldn't let him leave the road. Every time he lifted his foot to step off his foot would come down in front again and he would continue up the road. Standing and shouting didn't work either. He would eventually just move on along his road.
Once a day he would see the house the only variation would be the time. He hated when he saw it during the daytime, it meant that the night would be filled with darkness with no, all be it brief, interlude of bright lights. It made the nights seem longer and more oppressive.
Night came as suddenly as it always did. One moment the road was bathed with light and the next darkness surrounded him. A slight glow came from beside him in the trees but he could never seem to focus on it. It would travel along beside him but wouldn't offer any real light with which to guide his steps. He didn't actually need light to guide him as he had long since discovered that the road was perfectly flat without even a hint of potholes or even stones to trip him.
The voices in the trees started again; sometimes they would come in daylight sometimes at night. Always the same hushed whispers floating through the trees. There was no rhyme or reason as to how long they would last some a long time others came and went in the blink of an eye. He could never make out what they were actually saying but sometimes he felt that they were talking directly to him. His replies and pleas always went unanswered though. He had become used to using the voices as a form of comfort anyway. He would imagine that they were fellow travellers walking along their own roads. The image of fellow walkers would make him feel less alone for a while until they stopped talking and left him again. This loss was always oppressive as he could never be sure of when, or if, they would return.
The weariness was coming upon him and he knew that he would soon have to stop for the day. Again it was always the same the tiredness just suddenly hit him. At first he had tried to fight it but there was no way for him to do so. He had just fallen in the beginning unable to move. Now he just settled himself sitting on the tarmac and waited for the release of sleep to take him.
The road would still be there tomorrow.
Voices whispered through the trees as he slipped into unconsciousness.
*Beep*
User Reviews
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-07 01:38:24 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-09 06:13:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:02:10 EST (#)
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Not very impressive.
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I know. I just looked at your amazing contributions and you hit the nail on the head there.
Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:02:10 EST (#)
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Not very impressive.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-01 05:44:55 EDT (#)
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What a ho.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-10-31 23:49:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-31 14:06:33 EDT (#)
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If you would have included that last bit you left out, this would have been excellent.
As it was, I didn't follow it down the path you wanted.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:51:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:49:57 EDT (#)
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good as usual
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:23:30 EDT (#)
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i have far too many men ask me to beat them.
and they're not always joking :(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:11:20 EDT (#)
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dammit drogo.....im addressing katy!!
Thing is, she never replies!She hates me.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:09:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:07:42 EDT (#)
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katy, would you mash my balls?
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I would imagine that quite a few people in your life may offer you that Particular service Em. Most probably when you didnt expect it too, just to add surprise to the whole thing.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:07:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:06:50 EDT (#)
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good.
if you found that appealing i'd be worried. i understand some people like pain with their sex, but the guys that cum from nutmashing are scary.
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Seconded! Never been the whole pain freak thing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:07:42 EDT (#)
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katy, would you mash my balls?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:06:50 EDT (#)
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good.
if you found that appealing i'd be worried. i understand some people like pain with their sex, but the guys that cum from nutmashing are scary.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:04:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:44:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:07:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:53:15 EDT (#)
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mashing your spuds...
that sounds like the most painful form of masturbation ever.
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It takes some getting used to but it works in the end
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you use a bent metal spatula like item to whack at yourself or a fork to "fluff"?
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Well you got to cook em first. In a lady would be good, failing that then have a nice hot bath.
You dont need a metal object or a fork, but now you mention it Em will probably try.
You just go at it. In a vigorous manner until they are suitably pounded and creamed and softness is reached.
I'm actually putting myself off this as I type.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:46:29 EDT (#)
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pology accepted, for whatever that's worth to you.
i'll readily admit, i didn't really get it, but that doesn't worry me as i don't get lots of things and am used to it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:46:00 EDT (#)
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katy not everyones a dirty whore like you , mmmm k, oh and i cheese grate my balls
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:44:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:07:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:53:15 EDT (#)
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mashing your spuds...
that sounds like the most painful form of masturbation ever.
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It takes some getting used to but it works in the end
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you use a bent metal spatula like item to whack at yourself or a fork to "fluff"?
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:39:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:33:51 EDT (#)
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czwij- Sorry didnt realise thats why people came here. I come here due to boredom. I will try amusement in future, I promise.
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You know. Obviously funny can get old pretty quick. Stories with depth are a nice change. And if you're twisted enough you can find humor in even this. I did.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:33:51 EDT (#)
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czwij- Sorry didnt realise thats why people came here. I come here due to boredom. I will try amusement in future, I promise.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:30:59 EDT (#)
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I liked this. Wandering in the forest of the mind...in between life and death.
Also, this made me laugh. I can see the afternoon specials now.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:53:15 EDT (#)
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mashing your spuds...
that sounds like the most painful form of masturbation ever.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:15:55 EDT (#)
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Im surprised Katy hasn't moaned on here about how its always to hot for her!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:13:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:39:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:36:06 EDT (#)
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does the chicken ever cross the road?
i didn't find it very funny.
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Ummm? This story wasnt meant to be funny. did I miss something
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I COME HERE TO BE AMUSED AND I FIND THIS?!!!!
chicken cross the road is classified a joke. i was playing on that. guess im the one who failed to be funny. next.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:07:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:53:15 EDT (#)
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mashing your spuds...
that sounds like the most painful form of masturbation ever.
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It takes some getting used to but it works in the end
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:04:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:54:20 EDT (#)
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Weird cause i had a spud and cheese for lunch plus some baked beans.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:53:15 EDT (#)
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mashing your spuds...
that sounds like the most painful form of masturbation ever.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:52:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:50:47 EDT (#)
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Calm down Em. Just go sign the register hehe.
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hahahahahahaha
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:52:08 EDT (#)
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I would look good in a school uniform.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:50:47 EDT (#)
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Calm down Em. Just go sign the register hehe.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:49:43 EDT (#)
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all i said is the girl who i guess is 17 is hot! whats wrong with that!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:49:00 EDT (#)
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uh oh
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:48:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:44:07 EDT (#)
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17 year old girls, masturbating at 14...?
*slowly backs away from the monitor*
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Nooooooo it's not how it seems.
Em is over it now. Tell them Em tell them you arent masterbasting over 17 14 years old girls anymore.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:45:30 EDT (#)
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What orphelia said.
I, too, thought they were car horns.
Shoulda left the ending, SquishyLove...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:44:59 EDT (#)
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We could hit the down, inflatible girls on our arms, us dressed as pimps.
Now that would be good!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:44:07 EDT (#)
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17 year old girls, masturbating at 14...?
*slowly backs away from the monitor*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:44:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:43:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:37:09 EDT (#)
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She's cute and I like cute plus I could never get hot. I dont like girls who cake on the make up and this girl looked lovely, sweet and innocent yet cheeky like a cheeky girl (but with a better voice).
You just made me feel really old but really horny :P
Uh oh let me clarify that, you dont make me horny.
I first masturbated when I was 14.
True Story.
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Ummm? I never actually asked for that info Dude. When you started mashing your spuds is of no import to me.
I'm also very glad that I dont make you horny.
On a side Note the inflatable lady says that i should definately go up to bristol some time soon
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:39:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:36:06 EDT (#)
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does the chicken ever cross the road?
i didn't find it very funny.
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Ummm? This story wasnt meant to be funny. did I miss something
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:37:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 14:32:49 GMT (#)
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Em really think about what you wrote here.
I know its legal doesnt make it right.
You are 30 take 17 from 30 and you get ....ummm wait a moment. Oh yeah you get 13 which means you were already in senior school playing with your dingle dangle when she was born.
I dont really know where I was going with this.
So Is she hot?
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She's cute and I like cute plus I could never get hot. I dont like girls who cake on the make up and this girl looked lovely, sweet and innocent yet cheeky like a cheeky girl (but with a better voice).
You just made me feel really old but really horny :P
Uh oh let me clarify that, you dont make me horny.
I first masturbated when I was 14.
True Story.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:36:06 EDT (#)
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does the chicken ever cross the road?
i didn't find it very funny.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:32:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:25:44 EDT (#)
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I have to take special care of my hair as its the only think I have going for me.
Laura cuts my hair.
I wish the cute little 17 year old girl who sweeps the floor would touch my head.
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Em really think about what you wrote here.
I know its legal doesnt make it right.
You are 30 take 17 from 30 and you get ....ummm wait a moment. Oh yeah you get 13 which means you were already in senior school playing with your dingle dangle when she was born.
I dont really know where I was going with this.
So Is she hot?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:25:44 EDT (#)
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I have to take special care of my hair as its the only think I have going for me.
Laura cuts my hair.
I wish the cute little 17 year old girl who sweeps the floor would touch my head.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:22:08 EDT (#)
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I had to have a trim recently as some badger had taken up residence on my head and was annoying me.
I also decided that the Beard that I had grown whilst on holiday had to go too, but now I regret chopping off the beard as i liked it, and so did the inflatable girlie.
Why dont people tell us these things?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:09:58 EDT (#)
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Oh only a trim and its manipulator baby, it manipulates my hair.
I love having my hair washed by a women, plus I couldnt see her I could of probably ejaculated quite easily.
Why is it I get the only Yeti look a like in the the whole place.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:07:56 EDT (#)
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Oh noes you didnt hack off those lovely Wire like locks you so lovingly gel everyday?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:06:01 EDT (#)
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Well ive just had me bush trimmed. Sorry I mean my hair, its a gay old game in the hairdressers.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:03:54 EDT (#)
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What gay game Em?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:01:14 EDT (#)
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what a gay old game.
Submitted by LeeJ (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:57:33 EDT (#)
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good i guessed they were heart macghine beeps
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:32:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:29:58 EDT (#)
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heart beeps?
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Ding, Winnar!
You win the big bumper box of wonderful Drogo Goodness. Now all we need is your address. Trust me i'm an ex cop.
p.s Orphelia can drop off hers too. :-) I'm safe, very safe in fact, never before touched safe!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:29:58 EDT (#)
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heart beeps?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:26:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:14:17 EDT (#)
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In my defence, I thought the beeps were car horns. Look at it like this, your writing is art and art is subjective. And I am a twat.
I ordered my grocery shopping on line the other day. Imagine my surprise as I took delivery of 72 toilet rolls. Something to do with hitting the refresh button during ordering. I am dumb :(
Think I should leave Uber alone today before I break anymore posts.
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Bollocks. Stop making an issue where there is none.
Chritiscm is always welcomed as it helps us improve, or in my case it helps me ignore things better.
I once stood behind someone in a shopping line whilst I was carrying a crate of beer and a big bag of crisps. He turned to me and said:
"Healthy diet there chap, planing on getting pissed?"
I looked at his 48 pack of toilet roll and nothing else and turned to him and said:
"Planing on getting the shits mate?"
Shopping can be such fun.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:14:17 EDT (#)
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In my defence, I thought the beeps were car horns. Look at it like this, your writing is art and art is subjective. And I am a twat.
I ordered my grocery shopping on line the other day. Imagine my surprise as I took delivery of 72 toilet rolls. Something to do with hitting the refresh button during ordering. I am dumb :(
Think I should leave Uber alone today before I break anymore posts.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:03:35 EDT (#)
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I would've ended something in the fashion of:
Drogo walked up behind Sico wearing a pair of his old police uniform pants, cut off enough to cover his balls, and gently grabbed his waist. Sico knew what was coming and without turning around dropped his trousers. Sico's anus gloved Drogo's thick, meaty, hammer stick and it wasn't a matter of mere seconds before he felt like wearing a turtle neck.
The End.
Ace story here, Drogo.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-31 08:50:19 EDT (#)
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Oh I am sorry.
And I don't think that is cheesy.
And I am sure most people would have got it. I am not very good at reading subtle.
I may as well jack the English degree in now.
I think it's a beautiful piece all the same.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 08:45:53 EDT (#)
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No! Dammit! fucking failed again. Right here is the end that I took off as I think it sucks and couldnt figure a way of writing it differently due to my inneptitude:
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"The decision can only be made by you. I have given you my medical opinion but you have to decide Mrs Hamilton."
"We keep going. You said that you have registered brain activity so we keep going."
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See I told you it sucks.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-31 08:43:11 EDT (#)
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Is Alex a hedgehog?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 08:40:04 EDT (#)
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I'm hoping that people figure this out as I cut off the end bit as I thought it was a bit too cheesy even for me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 08:36:20 EDT (#)
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Enter the man who wears no underwear, ask me why!
Because the pants havn't been built yet that can take the job on!