How the Bible SHOULD have been written... (442 hits)
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Submitted by StereoTypist (View user info) at 2007-10-31 09:25:08 EDT
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded the skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated it.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed the skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.
9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urths and waters oscunz. Iz good.
11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weed. (and catnipz 2, so wen i makes kittehs they can getz hai.)13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.
14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.19 An so teh furth day w00t.
20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.21 An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.22 An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.23 An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.
24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.
26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.
27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.
28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.
29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.
31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthx bai.
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Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:34:04 EDT (#)
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http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
well, I thought it was funny.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:22:49 EDT (#)
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I -2'd it
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:07:53 EDT (#)
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I love lolCats but this was fucking awful.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:51:27 EDT (#)
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shite
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:48:20 EDT (#)
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How this post should have been written:
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:48:03 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/92765
Submitted by LeeJ (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:44:36 EDT (#)
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couldnt be bothered to finish to hard to work out..
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:43:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:35:20 EDT (#)
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You has minus too
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:42:29 EDT (#)
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or this.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:41:58 EDT (#)
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This should do the trick.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:41:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:36:16 EDT (#)
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Hope this gets you off the front page.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:35:20 EDT (#)
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You has minus too
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:32:35 EDT (#)
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I laughed! ok there,I said it.
I'm not proud but,I did.
what?
Don't judge me, f-you.
Urfs...ha!
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:30:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:28:52 EDT (#)
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I read this.
I HAS AN ANUREISM
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Hehehe - that made me laugh.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:28:52 EDT (#)
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I read this.
I HAS AN ANUREISM
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:28:41 EDT (#)
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You get a '0' for Urfs as it made me think of the smurfs and I'm rather sad like that.
Why dont you see any new smurf episodes on tv? Because they only had Smurfette who turned out to be sterile!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-31 09:26:01 EDT (#)
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if you think i'm reading this fucking headache you are very very wrong