APW: Weird Ass Statues (849 hits)
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Submitted by Pathetic (View user info) at 2007-10-31 11:03:39 EDT
Mayor of Town: "Hey, we need to draw in tourists! Our revenue is down. Any ideas?"
Citizen #1: "We could spruce up the area and find out the town's history."
Citizen #2: "We could promote ourselves as a vacation resort."
Sculpture: "Two words; Vagina Statue."
Mayor of Town: "I LOVE IT!"
User Reviews
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-01 06:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The rabbit and ox are in the centre of Cheltenham and they are much bigger than they appear to be here
Also, the Herculean one with the guy battering his way through what I can only guess are flying zombie vampire babies=AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-01 05:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-10-31 18:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some of this shit is just plain crass, some of it is just a little psychotic... I like it.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-31 15:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The upside down one is Charles Joseph La Trobe (20 March 1801 - 4 December 1875) was the first lieutenant-governor of the colony of Victoria (now a state of Australia).
Aussies can verify this one for me.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-31 15:28:52 EDT (#)
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Note:
None of these were photoshopped. None.
There are just fucked up "artists" with grant money running loose.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-31 15:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I recognize the upside-down horse and knight, I saw it in Prague on a walking tour (yeah crappy tourist thing to do, but it was rather information-al and such).
Oh hell I forget the symbolism, but I do remember there was a very specific reason for it... Velvet Revolution... tanks... Catholic Defenestration, no wait, that was the church...
Great, now I have to go look it up.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-31 15:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welll...it IS art. I'm in a good mood, so have a +2.
Some of these do look awfully photoshopped though.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-31 15:14:10 EDT (#)
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Art is NEVER nsfw.
EVER!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-31 15:03:38 EDT (#)
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Forgot the NSFW tag.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-10-31 14:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the upside down statue is photoshopped, but its still kool looking
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-31 14:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These all ruled...
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-10-31 13:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You may mock (and rightly so), but I'd SO much rather live in a city with vagina statues and upside down statues and baby-kicking statues than I would a regular city.
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-31 13:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoa.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-31 13:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-31 13:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At first I thought the fourth one was Neptune's Fountain in Bologna, but then I realised it's a totally different monument with lactating women.
http://library.ucsc.edu/slides/decou/lanterns/full/dc1.474.0069r.jpg
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-10-31 13:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome!
The flying baby attack thing brightened my day just a bit.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-10-31 13:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want the breast-shooting-water statue!
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i think any town worth its salt should have a vagina sculpture
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck, dude.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Houston, we have a cow-bell.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Greatness here.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The fat hag going down stairs is going to give me nightmares
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The one with what I could only guess is 3 hands and 4 thumbs is fucking awesome.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyone know where is the one of the babies doing the beach assault located? That's a cool one.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
um... good details?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff.
Submitted by keitsith (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for this weird shit
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:23:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for crazy weird 3D art
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We need some random crap like that on the spare plinth.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Looking closely at the first one makes you realise why his shoulders are all slumped and hes looking all unhappy. Weeny.
Where it the one with the girl on her knees? and is she really give the bloke a quick polish?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
didn't see a single wierd ass, but some good ones
just to note* the knight on the upside down horse is St. Wenceslas. it hangs in teh Lucerna theatre, 150m away from my workplace, here in Prague....
ummm, i'm off for beer
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SCULPTOR!
stupidstupidstupid!