Happy Halloween, Uber! (1430 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1.65 on 55 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2007-10-31 11:33:47 EDT
I'm coming to your house next.
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Submitted by Shadecaster (user info) at 2008-07-24 20:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that Schlongy in the picture?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-03 02:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-03 02:04:57 EST (#)
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What does THIS have a positive rating?
Who peed in your cornflakes?
CHEER UP DOUCHEBAG
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-11-01 12:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This picture just brightened my day. Again.
I want to draw on his shiny forehead with a crayola marker.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-10-31 23:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-31 20:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
make that d a "g"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-31 20:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I was yound, we used to don our hockey equipment, grab wiffle ball bats, and go out in the garage and beat the shit out of each other.
Good times!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-31 20:40:17 EDT (#)
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you can hit a tennis ball a mile and a half with a wiffle ball bat stuffed with socks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-31 20:34:07 EDT (#)
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Bring it on, Unabonger!
I LOVE wiffle ball.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-31 20:25:55 EDT (#)
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I'd hit it.
with a wiffel ball bat filled up with old socks.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-31 20:15:04 EDT (#)
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this is what happens when you shit in a perfectly good clown suit
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-31 20:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We're running OUT of candy...Mrs. Shlongy thinks that everyone needs a Snickers AND a Kit Kat AND a Mounds Bar.
Once we run out, they'll have their choice - Coors Lights or Marlboros.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-10-31 20:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got like $25 worth of candy and have only seen three children... it's depressing as hell. And I'm going to have to eat the leftovers.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-31 18:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd give that clown a Cleveland Steamer.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-10-31 18:15:12 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA! Oh, wow...
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-31 16:22:49 EDT (#)
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actually this was funny
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-31 16:18:40 EDT (#)
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"Hey Mo...Hey Curly! Whooooooppppp whooop whooop woooooop"
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-31 15:36:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-31 15:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-31 19:14:51 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is that, Fey????
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Plus Fucking Two for that!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-31 15:16:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-31 15:14:51 EDT (#)
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Who is that, Fey????
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-10-31 15:15:51 EDT (#)
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oh shit!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-31 15:14:51 EDT (#)
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Who is that, Fey????
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-31 15:05:38 EDT (#)
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You look like that dude from Babylon 5 if he were a flaming 'mo.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-10-31 14:55:01 EDT (#)
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The Gay Pirate?
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-10-31 14:49:58 EDT (#)
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aaahahaha
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-31 14:23:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-10-31 13:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He has such dreamy eyes.... and a smile that just says "show. me. your. hole"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-31 13:31:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-10-31 13:19:10 EDT (#)
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I'm dressing up as Shlongy for Halloween.
Take pictures...and then, I'll dress up as YOU next Halloween.
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-31 13:23:35 EDT (#)
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ha!
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-10-31 13:19:10 EDT (#)
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I'm dressing up as Shlongy for Halloween.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-31 13:17:37 EDT (#)
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Your single malt collection is still sub par.
YOINK!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-31 13:05:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shlongy looks like he enjoys a lot of time in the sun. he has that nice healthy glow that lets you know skin cancer is in his future.
The "future" is closer than you think.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coco Crisp?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:33:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's fucking hilarious.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shlongy looks like he enjoys a lot of time in the sun. he has that nice healthy glow that lets you know skin cancer is in his future.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The blue really brings out his eyes.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed. But still don't understand why.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't think I've ever seen him look better.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm scarred!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:48:22 EDT (#)
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This is a reminder as to why I NEVER ask for the "Larry Fine 'Fro" when I get a haircut.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy don't play that!
Submitted by keitsith (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ur gay clown
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good work.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:47:28 EDT (#)
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AIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh, wait a second.
THIS WAS GREAT.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is fucking hilarious!
Well done.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:38:14 EDT (#)
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The earring gives just the right amount of 'Pirate' polish.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
quality.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:::cue DeNiro face:::
You're good you, you're good.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:36:48 EDT (#)
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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH its like doink the clown with no make up
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:36:30 EDT (#)
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oh dear
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:36:25 EDT (#)
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Nice jew-fro there, homey.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:35:55 EDT (#)
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Ahahahahahaha
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha
Nice. Doesnt he do those fitness videos?