Ashamed Of Myself (733 hits)
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Submitted by RAYG (View user info) at 2007-11-01 01:22:09 EDT
Thursday was pretty awesome. I was to take my mother to see the Australian Pink Floyd show (KICK ASS SHOW)in Boston, but before I left, I was handed a list.
bag of dog food
halloween candy
light bulbs
AA batteries
halloween costume for Isan
...Wait, what? She wants me to pick out a costume for our son?
"why dont we just paint his face like a clown"
...she scowled at me and said fine YOU can wash it off when hes done.... and YOu can put it on him if you think hes gonna sit still for that"
yeah, im whipped... instead of arguing i figured i best come home with something.
Now im all for kids trick or treating. Infact, I can't wait till i can take a group of door to door-ers around the neihborhood so I can charge them the "chapperone's candy fee", but my child is only 10 weeks old. Well I went to the baby store and poked around and found nothing small enough for a 22inch, 11 lb baby (ive caught lake trout larger than him). He's not going anywhere, nobody is going to see him, it's not its probly not gonna be on him any longer than itll take to get a photo.
...anyhow after some time, I found a costume that read 0-3 months... well he is 0-3 months so ill get it.... hey half off... bonus.... $2.50 later he got a costume
well his mom got pissed cause the tag said it was for 3-6 month olds...even if the tag said 0-3
but she changed her mind and thought he was the cutest thing ever when she got him in it...even though it was too big for him... and she broke out the camera...
...after seeing him in it, i know he thinks i let him down...
...at least his mommy was amused
...I better get a BJ for this
User Reviews
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-03 22:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the last picture is cover-of-the-family-photo-album material.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-03 21:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 For the last baby face.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah he may dump you in the old folks home, but at least you know why :)
Cute tho
poor guy
show it to his first date
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-02 09:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-01 04:45:56 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know you're lucky you didnt entrust this with CaptainThorns.
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Aw c'mon man, you damn well know I meant no harm.
*deftly raises middle finger*
The last pic was gold.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-01 21:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-01 17:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112900#2570028 !!!!!
at least you only spent $2.50 for it..
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-11-01 17:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy hell, but that is cute.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-01 12:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
just keep him away from the mirror
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-01 11:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-01 11:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you fuck well should be ashamed of yourself
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm ashamed of you, too, but it's not as exciting now that you, too, are ashamed of yourself.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ugh, mongoloid LARPers spawning children, just what this fucking planet needs, an even shallower gene pool
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for at least admitting to the baby torture: it's the first step.
I've never understood dressing up babies for halloween. It's not like they can eat the candy they're being dragged to trick or treat for. It's just cruel...and unusual.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-01 09:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aww fuck it, plus two. kids are awesome.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-01 09:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-01 09:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate to tell you this, but he looks like you.
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:)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-01 09:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
my goddaughter was baby cthulu last year.
fail.
wtf kinda name is isan?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-01 09:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate to tell you this, but he looks like you.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-01 09:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I ATE A BABY!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-01 06:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooh Ratty is my kinda girl!
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-01 06:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwwwww, he's gorgeous.... tell the wife that some random bint from a Uber says the wife should give you a BJ, I imagine she'll be happy to! :-)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-01 06:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+1 because you kicked frank out. -2 the rest because spell check isn't your friend.
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-11-01 05:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm impressed you tricked someone into sex with you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-01 05:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know you're lucky you didnt entrust this with CaptainThorns.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-01 05:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-01 05:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha Cute!
I have much worse pictures of me as a child that I keep meaning to burn.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-01 03:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ummm... what ever happened to putting a sheet over his ass and making him a ghost?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-01 02:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OM NOM NOM!!!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-01 02:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
o boy! a new baby! now i have something to hit!
good times
what?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-01 02:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha babies
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-01 01:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should be ashamed of yourself.
But at least you know you have embarrassing photos of it to show future potential mates.